The Perfect Template!

They forget the monkey fur, but otherwise, perfect, don’t you think?

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28 Responses to “The Perfect Template!”

  1. Mary Says:

    Ha ha perfect! Bunch of wankers. It does upset me that these folk are appropriating black metal in order to be “rad’. Never mind.

  2. urbain Says:

    I’ll post soon on my blog about people revolutioning tumblr and their project to contaminate the internet.

    http://zerodrame.tumblr.com

    bon dimanche Sister

  3. Make Do Style Says:

    Brilliant! Surely Alexander Wang should have had a mention.

  4. Kapaali Says:

    Or you could just use it as a place to “store” shit you like that you found on the internet. Not everyone on tumblr is 19.

  5. Braindance Says:

    I am guilty of the eye pyramid, still havent shed my teenage interest in aliens & ancient technology that was better than ours.
    But thankfully, not guilty of any other hipster crimes listed here.

  6. Denise (denisekatipunera) Says:

    pls somebody explain tumblr to me. what’s it for if you already have a blog?

  7. Joy D. Says:

    I like to repost a lot, because of this Tumblr is a waste of time. But so is 60% of the internet.

  8. harps Says:

    ‘Naked chick smoking’ needs to be borderline anorexic for it to be really cool.

    Monkey fur and/or a foxtail is also an essential.

  9. theresa Says:

    i think the blurry photo of the moon is essential.

  10. Paige Says:

    ha! i hate tumblr.

  11. the real andrea Says:

    They left out the hipster hat of the moment along with the monkey fur- a straw fedora. All over the place in NYC right now. Gag!!

    Or better yet, geeky glasses, a full beard if a man, a straw fedora, and a monkey fur vest- sublime!

  12. Angelica Says:

    hahahahaha! fucking perfect!

    in other news, Sea curated a cockroach necklace. As in real preserved cockroach. She described it as “a cutie.” DKLDSJKLFJSL

  13. enna. Says:

    Well, that explains why my tublr isn’t popular. I haven’t posted any of those things, with maybe the exception of a dumb/expensive loft.

    Clearly I need to change what I like so I can get more followers. I have seen the light!

  14. maya Says:

    yeah that’s about sums up 95% of tumblr. but the 5% that aren’t a bunch of hipster twats are awesome! I like tumblr because I collect images like crazy and enjoy sharing them. its a good place to find inspiration if you use it that way, instead of as a popularity contest. gotta say I’m guilty of a couple of these but that’s cause I actually listen to black metal and am not an ignorant fool when it comes to esoteric thingies.

    thinking the template could use a little more jethro cave, reblogs from dirtylittlestylewhore, and ironic flashing gifs from glittergifs.com or something.

  15. Michelle Says:

    Just had to share this with you Sister Wolf, and ask

    http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/seaofshoez/DSC_0315a-2.jpg

    who the hell sits like this to read a book!? It looks PAINFUL.

  16. JK Says:

    Yes Michelle, it does look painful. Perhaps she was practicing for this:

    http://www.godammit.com/2010/07/21/comments-for-jane-7-21-2010/

  17. Elaine Says:

    don’t forget about the polaroids
    and using that polaroid program to suck all the colours out of a photo to make it more faded

  18. Aja Says:

    Don’t forget ironic television show stills. And you get two bonus points if you’re a rich dilettante who has a business making ridiculously priced headbands.

  19. RLC Says:

    Michelle, it may look uncomfortable to you but that is the only way one can sit when taking a timed photo of oneself pretending to read a book. Actually no, one might also sit on a tree stump or crouch in ridiculously high platform heels. Note that the book must be about baroque interiors and/or in Japanese and/or by JD Salinger.

    On an unrelated note, not sure if you’ve seen this Sister but it can be hilarious!
    http://fashematics.com/
    He also released a zine full of illustrations of different (real) fashion outfits seen on the runways, but modelled on either zombies or androids, it was so clever and fantastic.

  20. Sister Wolf Says:

    maya – Oooh Jethro Cave, good call.

    harps – Of course!

    Elaine – God, awful.

    Aja – I HATE IRONIC APPRECIATION OF BAD TV!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Nausicaa Says:

    RLC- it wasn’t even an actual book, the cover says Newport Interiors! Unless interior design magazines are considered “books” now.

  22. Rach Says:

    “in other news, Sea curated a cockroach necklace. As in real preserved cockroach. She described it as “a cutie.” DKLDSJKLFJSL”

    …Hilarious. The best thing I’ve read on the internet for months.

  23. Cricket9 Says:

    I knew, I just knew that the cockroach is coming!

  24. Desiree Says:

    SW what about the taxidermied fluffy animal shot? xo

  25. Amy Says:

    This tumblr is so rad. I just feel so gnarly when I look at it: http://crappytaxidermy.com/

    It inspires me to dress like homeless people and Erin Wasson.

    …also, if you are going to make a tumblr you are also going to need a heck of a lot of random ass triangles.

  26. RLC Says:

    Ha, yeah, triangles are to graphic designers what young boys were to Caravaggio.

  27. twistedlamb Says:

    tumblr is like the std of blogs.

  28. Tricia Says:

    My personal favorite is “Dumb and expensive loft”- one winter of paying for dumb loft heat cured me of any romantic loft living notions I once had.

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