The Perfect Template!
They forget the monkey fur, but otherwise, perfect, don’t you think?
Tags: bloggers, blogs, monkey fur, pretentious crap
They forget the monkey fur, but otherwise, perfect, don’t you think?
Tags: bloggers, blogs, monkey fur, pretentious crap
August 1st, 2010 at 12:22 am
Ha ha perfect! Bunch of wankers. It does upset me that these folk are appropriating black metal in order to be “rad’. Never mind.
August 1st, 2010 at 1:12 am
I’ll post soon on my blog about people revolutioning tumblr and their project to contaminate the internet.
http://zerodrame.tumblr.com
bon dimanche Sister
August 1st, 2010 at 2:37 am
Brilliant! Surely Alexander Wang should have had a mention.
August 1st, 2010 at 2:42 am
Or you could just use it as a place to “store” shit you like that you found on the internet. Not everyone on tumblr is 19.
August 1st, 2010 at 3:42 am
I am guilty of the eye pyramid, still havent shed my teenage interest in aliens & ancient technology that was better than ours.
But thankfully, not guilty of any other hipster crimes listed here.
August 1st, 2010 at 4:51 am
pls somebody explain tumblr to me. what’s it for if you already have a blog?
August 1st, 2010 at 5:55 am
I like to repost a lot, because of this Tumblr is a waste of time. But so is 60% of the internet.
August 1st, 2010 at 8:12 am
‘Naked chick smoking’ needs to be borderline anorexic for it to be really cool.
Monkey fur and/or a foxtail is also an essential.
August 1st, 2010 at 8:30 am
i think the blurry photo of the moon is essential.
August 1st, 2010 at 9:19 am
ha! i hate tumblr.
August 1st, 2010 at 9:30 am
They left out the hipster hat of the moment along with the monkey fur- a straw fedora. All over the place in NYC right now. Gag!!
Or better yet, geeky glasses, a full beard if a man, a straw fedora, and a monkey fur vest- sublime!
August 1st, 2010 at 9:36 am
hahahahaha! fucking perfect!
in other news, Sea curated a cockroach necklace. As in real preserved cockroach. She described it as “a cutie.” DKLDSJKLFJSL
August 1st, 2010 at 11:16 am
Well, that explains why my tublr isn’t popular. I haven’t posted any of those things, with maybe the exception of a dumb/expensive loft.
Clearly I need to change what I like so I can get more followers. I have seen the light!
August 1st, 2010 at 11:28 am
yeah that’s about sums up 95% of tumblr. but the 5% that aren’t a bunch of hipster twats are awesome! I like tumblr because I collect images like crazy and enjoy sharing them. its a good place to find inspiration if you use it that way, instead of as a popularity contest. gotta say I’m guilty of a couple of these but that’s cause I actually listen to black metal and am not an ignorant fool when it comes to esoteric thingies.
thinking the template could use a little more jethro cave, reblogs from dirtylittlestylewhore, and ironic flashing gifs from glittergifs.com or something.
August 1st, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Just had to share this with you Sister Wolf, and ask
http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/seaofshoez/DSC_0315a-2.jpg
who the hell sits like this to read a book!? It looks PAINFUL.
August 1st, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Yes Michelle, it does look painful. Perhaps she was practicing for this:
http://www.godammit.com/2010/07/21/comments-for-jane-7-21-2010/
August 1st, 2010 at 3:28 pm
don’t forget about the polaroids
and using that polaroid program to suck all the colours out of a photo to make it more faded
August 1st, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Don’t forget ironic television show stills. And you get two bonus points if you’re a rich dilettante who has a business making ridiculously priced headbands.
August 1st, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Michelle, it may look uncomfortable to you but that is the only way one can sit when taking a timed photo of oneself pretending to read a book. Actually no, one might also sit on a tree stump or crouch in ridiculously high platform heels. Note that the book must be about baroque interiors and/or in Japanese and/or by JD Salinger.
On an unrelated note, not sure if you’ve seen this Sister but it can be hilarious!
http://fashematics.com/
He also released a zine full of illustrations of different (real) fashion outfits seen on the runways, but modelled on either zombies or androids, it was so clever and fantastic.
August 1st, 2010 at 8:49 pm
maya – Oooh Jethro Cave, good call.
harps – Of course!
Elaine – God, awful.
Aja – I HATE IRONIC APPRECIATION OF BAD TV!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2010 at 10:13 pm
RLC- it wasn’t even an actual book, the cover says Newport Interiors! Unless interior design magazines are considered “books” now.
August 1st, 2010 at 11:02 pm
“in other news, Sea curated a cockroach necklace. As in real preserved cockroach. She described it as “a cutie.” DKLDSJKLFJSL”
…Hilarious. The best thing I’ve read on the internet for months.
August 2nd, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I knew, I just knew that the cockroach is coming!
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:10 pm
SW what about the taxidermied fluffy animal shot? xo
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:38 pm
This tumblr is so rad. I just feel so gnarly when I look at it: http://crappytaxidermy.com/
It inspires me to dress like homeless people and Erin Wasson.
…also, if you are going to make a tumblr you are also going to need a heck of a lot of random ass triangles.
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:18 am
Ha, yeah, triangles are to graphic designers what young boys were to Caravaggio.
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:47 pm
tumblr is like the std of blogs.
August 4th, 2010 at 7:36 am
My personal favorite is “Dumb and expensive loft”- one winter of paying for dumb loft heat cured me of any romantic loft living notions I once had.