Comments For Jane 8-3-2010
Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides.
Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner for a Clueless Goth™ effect. She and Mom snagged a lame python jacket after a harrowing close call with not snagging it! Whew! Thank god it all worked out.
Most noteworthy is the garbled language skills that Sea has been curating! Here is her observation about her taste in interior design:
“I guess the baroque-psychedelia of Foster’s Home has my eye trained on the more whimsical touches of the mansions from the Gilded era. I got this book at Dolly Python yesterday and love to see l that so many of these suffocatingly extravagant rooms have touches of candy colors like mint green, bubblegum pink, and robin’s egg blue.”
Hahahaha! “Suffocatingly extravagant?!?” Suffering succotash! That sounds like a description of her own living room!
Okay, you know the drill. I’ll go first:
Dear Sea, You’ll never believe this but I have the same black sweater from Lucky Jeans so we’re almost twins! Do you ever wonder what you would think about if you weren’t wealthy? Did you know that most women have a deep-seated dread of being like their mom? I like how you defy this fear by trying to look like a thirty-something divorcee circa 1980. If you need more cockroaches, let me recommend my kitchen! Love, SW
Tags: cockroaches, fashion bloggers, Sea of Shoes
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Never…in life…would I want to wear…a damn ROACH…around my neck.
It’s a ROACH. They infest things. And spread diseases.
I wonder if ticks, fleas, leeches, and tapeworms are also turned into necklaces.
Disgustingly ridiculous.
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 pm
That necklace is 11/10 disgusting.
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Sigh… this is the prove that when you are this rich and famous (well.. sort of) you can wear any shit you want and it would be ok…
Jane:
A roach? Really? You know, those things are nasty.They carry diseases and live in dumpsters. You don’t surprise me anymore. You’re trying waaay too hard.
Who’s being eccentric? Who’s being eccentric? YOU ARE!!!
Shit Jane, and what’s with that weird sasquatch costume by Chanel? I would really love to see you wearing that, with the roach necklace. Wouldn’t that would be suffocatingly extravagant??
Love,
Nati Hell
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:35 pm
This is my new favourite blog – you (and your readers’ comments) are hilarious! I just wish I could be so honest and forthright.
…and that cockroach necklace – I saw that last night and was lost for words. She really is the most vacuous girl I have come across in a long while.
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Jane, I think you are trying to be Chicmuse in this post. She always wears her eye makeup like that and couple of days prior to your post, Chicmuse blogged about cupcakes.
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:14 am
First the beetle belts and now a ROACH?
Jane, are their homeless people in your neighborhood or do they not allow them to loiter around?
I’m trying to think more places to get “inspiration” from.
So far I got bad motel furniture and decor (along with the little creepy tenants) and attics with bats living in them and filled with moth-eaten clothes.
Please continue to enlighten me
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 am
old quotes from jane:
“i am the victim of two totally self absorbed parents”
“i hate it when… your parents buy you things when they feel guilty for being bad parents
my mom was being really mean to me before i went to a dance last night and i’d been excited about it for a long time and i hadn’t done anything to upset her and it really hurt my feelings….and then when i got home with all of my friends she had been out drinking…
and now she calls me all nice saying janieee i got you something!!!
argh i hate that…because you cant really be mad at them!!”
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2087778&postcount=10062
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2987864&postcount=1986
wow didn’t see that coming
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:08 am
Dear Sea, please do not quote Sailor Ripley. YOU ARE NO SAILOR RIPLEY.
There is still time for you to do something good (meaning “charitable”) with some of that money you blow on “curating” shit. Think about it.
I hate you so much! Ta-ta!
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:21 am
M- now I just feel bad for her. I know what it’s like to have parent (or one parent, anyway) like that, all the fancy shoes in the world can’t make up for it. I actually think moving away from home to go to college or work or whatever, will do her a world of good- even if she wrote that stuff three years ago.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:22 am
Oops, meant parents up there in the first line- silly typos.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:35 am
M- Maybe Sea only posts photos of her endless amounts of curating to document the child abuse she’s suffered. This is all actually a cry for help.
And more evidence of stand up parenting:
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2046676&postcount=122
Oh god Sea, you were smoking in 2006? Weren’t you somewhere around 12 then? You know that shoes are no cure for cancer right???
And finally, my comment for Sea:
Dear Sea,
You are old enough to run away now. I’m sure a monkey fur loving fashionista is just waiting to take you in a provide you shelter from all that abusive purchasing. RUN RUN RUN!
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:38 am
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2087911&postcount=150
Couldn’t leave that one out.
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 am
As the wonderful Eddie Izzard says, there’s a very fine line between being cool, cool, hip and groovy, to looking like a dickhead. Uh-oh, the line is being toed….whoops, tripped.
That roach necklace is beyond wrong, but don’t worry, she’s probably bored of it by now.
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 am
But here, this is to her credit, got to give the girl that:
“hey now…some girls are just really flat!! I wouldn’t know WHAT to do with myself if by some miracle I sprouted to a B overnight!
all other arguments aside, can I just say that super skinny doesn’t look good and isn’t that the point of models? to look good?
seeing pictures of olga sherer and lily donaldson make me really uncomfortable, I have to look away because the truth is is it totally sicks me out.
I just hope that by the end of this decade, maybe this will have just been a ‘trend’ and that the models on the runway look like normal, functional human beings. When I look at runway videos now, I wonder if the girls have limps, and then I realize that no, they just walk that way because they have two feet of air space between their legs. How hot is that? Models walking like peg-leg pirates?
I think girls who follow fashion become completely warped, like it or not…I was watching two of the girls at my school collecting fashion images for some presentation they were doing, and they were on style.com looking at shows. They were shocked at the appearance of the models, and I mean really disturbed. And this was about two years ago, and now the models are even skinnier (no one can deny that, I think)
When people say (and I’ve seen it on this thread) that they prefer girls to look ‘fragile’, I find that so disturbing. I mean just examine that for a moment! You prefer the women around you to look like theyre in a pre-pubescent state? That statement would provoke some serious self-assesment on my part if I felt that way, there is obviousley some deeply embedded feelings of misogyny in that.”
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from http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=4227273&postcount=12067
I know Sea’s fallen in love with silly posing in the years since, but now I just want to give her a hug, pat her hair and tell her that life gets better, even if your parents are awful sometimes.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 am
Oh Jeez. Even her chair has to be a “conversation piece”?
I hate her solely for sitting in that damned invisible chair. Does she have an invisible jet too?!
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:44 am
I have to say, that I fail to see the beauty and cuteness in Roaches. In fact, when I see them, I without fail, scream at a high pitch frequency.
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:16 am
could someone please send me an invite to the fashion spot! I want to read these so much!
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:29 am
Suffering succotash. Heh heh. Always a favorite exclamation. Indeed.
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:40 am
sister wolf, I’m pretty sure that most women have a deep seated fear of turning out like you. An old woman picking on teenagers.
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:57 am
i don’t want to join anything called ‘the fashion spot’…someone please copy/paste!
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:59 am
Carol must have left the kitchen in search of peace fm Sea Mom’s endless cooking! And so Sea Mom whips the camera out & off they go on road trip!
I love ‘Dolly Python’ BTW … Very cool thrift shop type place with sweet pooches aka live dogs, that greet you at the door. Down in Deep Ellum in Dallas.
BTW … Random, I saw Steven Tyler in the Starbucks by the Galleria yesterday. Nice guy & looked great! Fun times …
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:23 am
If you’re looking for another “fashion” blogger to mock, I would like to wire this one’s jaw shut:
http://www.everythingstyle.com/blog/2010/8/2/under-your-spell-again.html
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:04 am
More like extravagantly suffocating.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:13 am
i’m sorry, but i have to say it: she has the most beautiful skin. she looks like she bathes in milk.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:38 am
Dear Sea, AnneMarie is right, your skin has a lovely sheen. In honour of this fact I’ve painted my hallyway slipper satin by a nice blighty company called Farrow & Ball. Stay away from the macaroons colours – Lula mag and Sofia Copella did it to death on the release of Marie Antoinette.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:55 am
poor Sea is going to get into trouble when Mom reads those posts she wrote about her. Ah, it comes home to roost at last.
Dear Sea: Kids have no choice but to love their mothers, no matter how awful they are. When they’re extremely awful, we feel guilty for hating them. This is a classic problem, the result what Wimsatt called The Double Bind. Whatever you do, when your mom guilt-trips you for posting that comment about her, DO NOT apologize.
Dear Mom: boo hoo! you are a first class cunt and now everyone knows it.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:57 am
correction: not Wimsatt, Winnicott
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:31 am
Hi. Don’t tell me what to wear. Bust your ass and get your own successful website or cry blood and open your own goddamned store. We wear what we like. Just sold a cockroach just now!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 am
Dear Sea,
I have a keychain like your cockroach guy..except mines shinier. cus its iridescent.
i got it in china town. Im pretty sure you need to catch up with China town on the Cockroach curatorship. Maybe you could just buy upp all of theirs like monopoly?
I can think of no better place in which you might surround yourself with Hot Gay Asians.
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:47 am
hahaha, jealous bitches!
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 am
as seen through Jane’s eyes. I LOVE IT!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 am
Sister wolf has been in a juvenile correction center, and people who are her fans judge Jane because she smoked cigarettes at the age of 14? I don’ t get it. And who hasn’t “hated” their parents when they were teens? C’mon guys, SW’s comments are at least constructive, you (most of her readers) are plain stupid.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 am
this blog = low hanging fruit. anyone can make fun of people to become popular. way to be creative. kids “growing up like jane” have done much worse than channel their so called angry energy towards something like sea of shoes. the girl isn’t a coke addict, she isn’t in jail, she didn’t get pregnant at 13….she writes a fucking blog. a successful one. one that you don’t have to read. and while jane has kanye west and karl lagerfeld giving her props, you are posting comments here about how gross her (not a real cockroach) necklace is. because you’re jealous. stop picking on the kid and grow up.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 am
Your write a blog that at best, makes you look like you are constantly on your period. Jane can’t help where she was born, and if you knew her, you would see that her worldview probably far exceeds yours. Especially for how young she is. If anything, you should applaud Jane for living in trophy club, and not wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. If bitching about the Kardashians makes you feel like you are more authentic, and live a meaningful existence, I feel sorry for you. You are one rung below a style blogger or shitty television. You’re the sorry bitch who has nothing better to do than complain about it. Go out, get a fucking job, and make something.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:37 am
Yes, y’all! Let’s applaud Jane for living in Trophy Club and not wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:43 am
Haha! Aint that the truth, Blake.
Only Sister Wolf hasn’t been on her period in decades. Sadly her pathetic existence goes much deeper than Menopause Blues. She’s a classic narcicisst who requires the love and worship of her bottom-feeding brown-nosers day and night.
Perhaps her psychotic internet babble is symptomatic of the guilt she feels for publicly trashing her son’s fiancee.
Or maybe Sister Wolf doesn’t have a conscious. Who knows!
Someone make this bitch a termite necklace..or maybe a dung beetle.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:52 am
Speaking of cockroaches…I should have checked my calendar, then I would have known it was troll day!
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 am
Jesus, Sea’s defenders are terribly uncouth! Obviously not Trophy Club residents. Jane– there are some beggars here who love you! Throw them some crumbs from you gilded table?
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:04 am
@ann – no trolls here, dolly put this on her facebook page (and then removed it).
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Goddamit, you’re sad! And you’re getting sadder!
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:27 am
Godammit, you’re rad! And you’re getting radder!
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:40 am
annemarie is made of WIN.
And people…it’s just the internet. It isn’t that serious. Sell and wear what the hell you want, but don’t try and convince me that roaches aren’t disgusting. They are, real and fake. If you want to wear them, fine, but I will be calling that shit gross. Because that shit is gross.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:44 am
Wow, Annemarie is hellbent on plunging face-first into Sister Wolf’s corroded anus at every waking opportunity.
Did you get a prize for being even more disgusting than Sister Wolf? Or a gold star for being the Goddamn Ass Kisser of the month? I guess that makes up for years of humiliation & loneliness in the real world.
Haha-Sister Wolf’s reader say things like “made of win”
What the fuck is this place, is this the Lonely Internet Home for 4Chan’s Rejects?
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:58 am
“dolly put this on her facebook page (and then removed it).”
Because Dolly is a coward. And look at all the extra traffic to SW’s site. Let’s all thank Dolly, especially for getting these trolls over here to make us laugh. This one made me ROFLMAO:
“her [Jane] worldview probably far exceeds yours”. Frickin’ hilarious!!!
And, yes, annemarie is, as usual, made of win.
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Hi R,
I’d like a bit of subject-verb clarification please. Not all of SW’s readers say “made of win.” I know I do, but I’m not sure you would refer to me as “Sister Wolf’s reader” since my name is right above my comment.
I also like to say things like “fuck off” to people who like to show their asses when they clearly have no idea about what’s going on with this place or the people here. Not that youuuuuuuuu’re doing that or anything…nah, you aren’t.
=D
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
“Haha-Sister Wolf’s reader say things like “made of win”” – this comment makes you look like a 10 year old who just learned how to use the internet, yet hasn’t gotten through that lesson on possessive pronouns.
Yo, R – if you’re going to hate, work on your grammar. You, like many trolls on the internet, should know that we’re going to berate you for poor grammar.
August 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm
“Yo, R – if you’re going to hate”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:11 pm
YOUR WELCOME!! And TexasArt, thank you for your nice comments about my store. (I sincerely appreciate it!) and to Annoy (whats your real name, coward?) check my gretchen bell page. It will make you feel better about calling people out.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Dear Sea, stop ta-ta-talk-talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH.” Sincerely yours, The Queen of Hearts.
The Black Queen
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:15 pm
“YOUR WELCOME!!”
I know it’s MY welcome but where is YOUR welcome, certainly not here.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Jane, I don’t think it’s that odd to want a cockroach neclace.
In fact, I have a couple lucite bracelets with lots of bugs in them.
I bought them in part because because they were on sale for $10, though. Buying something because it’s inexpensive is a thing I suspect you would not do. But that’s OK.
And it’s OK for Sister Wolf to be upset with crass materialism, too.
Sometimes I get that way, like when one of my recently deceased uncle’s friends had nowhere to go after the man whose home he’d stayed in for years died and the house was condemned… and he’s older and sick himself, and can’t work much, and actually stayed several months in a condemned house with no running water until the place was torn down… after which another person did take him in, so it turned out OK, in the end.
So sometimes those types of situations make me that some folks have obscene amounts of money.
But then I buy crap I don’t need, too. Just less expensive crap.
So, Jane, I understand.
And Sister Wolf, I also understand.
I just sympathize with everybody all the damn time.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Uh, should be “those types of situations make me *mad* that some folks have obscene amounts of money”… or angry, or whatever word you’d like to be there…
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Good Goddess! I spelled “necklace” wrong, too!
Aaaaaagh!
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 pm
I don’t understand you guys. Why so mad? Why spend so much time focusing on things that upset you? Why is my opinion not welcome here and yours is? What harm is she causing? I don’t get it at all.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:33 pm
for the record…making fun of sea is hilarious. and completely meaningful. If I ever feel like a pretentious white 21 year old girl in totally over the top fancy shoes, designer lipstick and a dress i can’t sit down in, i can make fun of sea- by extension making fun of myself- except the more excessive insensitive version with suffocating-nouveauriche-personality-less tastes.
and, i except, if Jane lived in my town, I’d be friends with her. and i would sometimes roll my eyes at her or talk shit about her behind her back, but i would probably secretly get a massive kick out of her ridiculous life style.
I roll my eyes at alot of my friends.
The Mom, however, is the EPITOME of self absorption. and I want to punch her.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:35 pm
snicker. she always looks like she dresses in her mom’s clothes. and i guess she does. that is NOT necessarily a good thing.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:39 pm
and actually, I take that back. Jane has plenty of personality. but I really do think she needs to pick something and stick with it. Just because she can afford everything doesn’t mean she should buy and wear everything. I personally really like her music festival outfits…and I think its a natural look on her.
I also think she should go to college.
Jane if you read this: GO TO COLLEGE! IF YOU GO TO A LIBERAL ARTS SCHOOL (and you can probably get into a good one, what with your fucking massive resume,) YOU WILL FIND THAT SCENE THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH. I promise!)
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Gretchen, everyone’s opinion is welcome here. Hel was referring to the possessive pronoun use where there should have been a contraction. You are free to opine all you please…just like everyone else. Sure we may not all agree, but that’s half the fun.
Now let’s all go out for a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
*group hug*
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Seriously. I want ice cream.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Poor Gretchen got her knickers into such a tight knot over SW’s post that she’s now reading things into it that aren’t there! I didn’t see SW telling anyone what to wear… I’m sorry, maybe I missed it because my head is so far up SW’s ass… All I see is a comment on the ugliness of a decidedly ugly (in my opinion) piece of jewelry. If you want to wear/sell ugly shit – go right ahead! Don’t let us stop you. It makes great fodder for our amusement.
Gretchen et al – why don’t you keep kissing Sea’s ass and SW’s readers will keep kissing SW’s ass and all will be right with the world!
Jane – is the cockroach necklace an outward representation of the vermin eating away at you within??
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Gretchen/dolly: I agree some of the commenters are a little mean for my taste. But I guess that’s the internet. I for one am not mad at anybody, but I’m not even close to a major commenter, so I don’t suppose it matters.
I try not to focus on what upsets me unless I can and should change it, which means I try not to be upset by what people buy or wear.
I just find myself torn sometimes between feeling sympathy for people who really are going through hard times, and just wanting to buy crap!
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Alicia: I have strawberry ice cream in my freezer right now, if you happen to live in Ohio.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:52 pm
SHOOT!!!!
Maybe if I pay you for express overnight shipping it’ll get here before melting…but I guess picking up some from the store would probably be more cost effective…and faster…
Let me get back to you on that.
=P
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 pm
You guys.
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I bought green tea mochi ice cream from Trader Joe’s, an hour ago! Who wants ice cream?? Come on over . . .
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:57 pm
R– Where are you going with this “years of humiliation and loneliness in the real world” nonsense? You think I have no friends or glamor or adventure in my life? Now, that is just plain silly. I know you would like it to be true, but if you think about it, it’s really not possible. Nobody with my wit, style, beauty, intelligence and excellent diction could be friendless.
But let’s talk about you. Why the long face? Why all this rage over some people having a laugh? Whose anus have you been sniffing lately?
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:57 pm
It’s got really big pieces of strawberries…
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:57 pm
MOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
*grabs keys*
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Hey R- you sound like you are “full of lose”. Or maybe “empty of win”.
Lord why the hell am I so chatty all of a sudden?
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Hahaha– “full of lose”! That’s awesome. Must be the sugar-high hitting.
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:49 pm
R=RONNIE
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Hee hee, what a shit-storm! All I have to say, Dingleberry, is that I don’t have a conscious. Just like Sister Wolf. By the way, do you have a conscious? What it looks like and where do you keep it?
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I heart Alicia. Full display of admiration here~
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Hey Dolly Python,
If you’re going to come on this site and berate us then do it using correct grammar. If you’re incapable of that then we have the right, even the obligation, to make fun of you. That was the whole point of my “YOUR welcome” post. Also, your “opinion” was nothing resembling the definition of that word. You came in screaming at us not to tell you what to wear. Maybe next time you should post something more sane and reasoned; we would respond very differently. The same goes for the rest of the Sea of Trolls.
@ Kathleen – I’m deep in some cherry & dark chocolate home-made ice cream. It’s like B&J’s Cherry Garcia but better. Mmmmmm…
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:14 pm
@Cricket9 – I <3 you. I had my conscience surgically removed, while I was unconscious. They let me look at my conscience and it was rather disappointing: large, swollen, over-used, and kind of hairy.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I had a look at the cockroach. A fine specimen, I wonder where the Tetanus Jewelry guy catches them – oops, curates them. I saw better and bigger ones live only in Venezuela, they can fly too. Madagascar hissing cockroach is also impressive. I see potential for a whole line. Imagine Jane with “cutie” cockroaches crawling all over, eating cupcakes. I mean, Jane, not roaches, eating.
I have to go now and get some ice-cream, or maybe Monty Python (Monty, NOT Dolly) chocolates – the “cockroach cluster” seems appropriate.
I liked the Ungaro suit tough.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Kathleen – I like you.
Some people are full of gruntle.
Think about that. I give it to you with my blessings.
Enjoy!
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Hand me my ass! I love it ladies. I can take it. Hateful bitches.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
This comment thread is the only one of its kind worth reading for updates.
annemarie, I wish you could join in on all forums that end up bashing each other’s mothers or lack of friends. Or at least teach a course on Internet Discussion Board 101. SW could co-teach.
But now I want ice cream
Luckily I have lychee popsicles. That green tea mochi is calling to me though.
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:56 pm
And my head is way to up my own ass. Ok?
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Hahaha sorry before I get murdered for my shitty public schooling, quote ‘ my head is completely lodged up in my own ass.’ ok? Just crammed up in there for good. I think Jane and I should be killed for this. Thank you for making me see the errors of my ways. Kill me.
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Oh Gretchen stop being dramatic, calm down and eat some ice cream already.
August 3rd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I just had two big bowls of rocky road ice cream. We also have fresh peach.
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Yep, there is nothing (well, almost) that a bit of a “Moose Tracks” Canadian ice cream won’t fix. FYI, the said tracks are tiny little peanut butter chocolate covered thingies. Mmm-mm.
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Gretchen – Admit you’re having fun here! That’s why you keep coming back! But it’s kind of babyish to mention me on facebook and then detete it.
Your pals need to learn to spell and to develop an understanding of satire. My readers are smarter and wittier than you imagined, so you’ll need to work harder to keep up.
Try to stop talking about our asses and move on to another body part.
Thanks.
August 3rd, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Cricket is right…Moose Tracks CURE ALL. The kind I get is more fudge than peanut butter, but they’re both pretty freakin’ delicious.
<3 you Aja!
August 3rd, 2010 at 8:02 pm
So when I first read this, I thought it was going to be a brass roach or something…. UM. NO. HOLY FUCK. I would never touch that thing.
I honestly cant understand this girls appeal. AT ALL.
August 3rd, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I really need an evidence if Jane’s worldview exceeds everybody, well i might believe if she has vast “worldview” on animal though , hi Jane do u know that Japan not only consists of TOKYO?
August 3rd, 2010 at 9:39 pm
I just got home from my job at the ice cream store. The best one in the world. Toscanini’s. We had strawberry, butter rum, bourbon peach, tiramisu, mango, mint brownie, etc etc etc. I ate a lot and feel sick but good.
Dear Dolly please don’t be a troll, i do not often go to Dallas but when i do, I love to go to your store and it would make me sad to avoid it because you are a troll.
About the cockroach pendant… now, you gotta admit, half the appeal is the gross out factor right? if no one freaked out and said eeewww grosss, there would be no reason to wear them.
Sister Wolf is hilarious, and while I am sure Sea is not the devil in her mothers gaudy dress, you might be able to admit, quietly and to your self, that she is self absorbed, and has too much money. Its fun to laugh at people like that. No one is saying they wish she had a terrible disease or a nasty accident. She puts herself up for judgment by having a web page, no one is seeking her out as she lives her quiet life. She is looking for an audience. The fans are always only half an audience.
I am neither witty or concise, but this is how I see it.
Dear Sea,
you cant shock me with your varmint pendant.
Suffocatingly extravagant is a stupid expression. Try nouveau riche grandiosity, if that hits a little close to home, overpriced and hideous, or what a friend of mine used to call gaudy-ous or tres fromage.
Also, that chair is stupid
love
patni
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Your right. I’ll try eating more ice-cream so I can keep up with you guys. Lesson learned. Thanks! Come by any time ladies! Xoxo good night!
August 4th, 2010 at 12:31 am
¨Gretchen – Admit you’re having fun here! That’s why you keep coming back! But it’s kind of babyish to mention me on facebook and then detete it.
Your pals need to learn to spell and to develop an understanding of satire. My readers are smarter and wittier than you imagined, so you’ll need to work harder to keep up.
Try to stop talking about our asses and move on to another body part.
Thanks.¨
—- SW, YOU´RE THE BEST OF THE BEST!!!
August 4th, 2010 at 12:58 am
awww man correct grammar is so hard.
I think the defenders of Sea are allowed a couple of snafus.
(if a Ronnie VS annemarie showdown happens I want closer seats thanthe ones i bought for the lady gaga concert, thats for sure.)
August 4th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Dear Sea,
Personally, I’d pay money to avoid having a gargantuan cockroach betwixt my own milky wilky, creamy white bosoms. But then, I throw up a little in my mouth whenever I see them. (Cockroaches, I mean – not bosoms.)
We live in neoliberal times, Sea. Your “curating” (read: conspicuous consumption) of questionable fashion paraphernalia is hailed by many as an unimpeachable practice!
But seriously, the next time you want to burn some more of your daddy’s money on fashion, try aiming for a motif higher than that of sewer pests.
Kisses, Rosa xx
PS: None of you fuckers told me there was ice-cream!!!
I’m going for mango gelato – with fresh passion fruit on top. BOOM.
August 4th, 2010 at 3:49 am
When the lady in the ice cream shop says “one scoop or two?” why is it actually impossible to say anything other than “two please”
The flavours? Rum & raisin and honeycomb.
There is a beach near me that does something called the Robins Hedgehog.
This consists of vanilla ( chocolate for the non purists) ice cream smothered in clotted cream (which is double cream so thick you can stick a spoon in it, and it has a skin, yellow in colour, pure colon clogger) and then rolled in toasted hazelnuts.
I managed to eat three in a row once when pregnant, sure I felt slightly sick, but my friend bet me I could not eat more than two.
A win and a fail all in one.
Dear Sea,
It can suck being 17, no matter how much money you do or dont have.
I think you should go to school for what it’s worth, you would have an ace time.
Art school for instance.
Maybe an art school in a different country?
I have had plenty of friends who did that, (I live near one of the best art schools in England) they relished in the adventure that coming from a privileged family afforded them.
August 4th, 2010 at 4:08 am
Theresa- You’re the only one who realizes the gravity of the fact that IT WAS RONNIE! Ronnie the Rockstar, Lover of Sea and Scourge of the Land was here! I think I can take him on. I would just pull his hair and knock his glasses off his face and call him some names. I think he is probably a very nice boy underneath it all, so I would then pick him up and dust him off and impart some comfort and wisdom to him. I think your summation of Sea is spot-on too. She probably is, fundamentally, a lovely girl. She wants a career in fashion and she uses her website as a sort of resume/personal ad. She’s only 17 though, and may change her mind, in which case she’s fucked: everyone will laugh at her in Med School, and how will she explain “Sea of Shoes” when she applies to work for Doctors without Borders? Anyway, I hope Ronnie’s nice to her.
August 4th, 2010 at 5:03 am
Am I the only one who hates ice cream?
August 4th, 2010 at 5:48 am
i love you. this is all.
August 4th, 2010 at 6:19 am
Ammemarie is twice made of win for the use of ‘rad’ and the observation that Jane does indeed have amazing skin. And hair.
August 4th, 2010 at 6:40 am
Thanks RedHead! You have beautiful skin too. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Molly Ringwald circa Breakfast Club/Pretty in Pink? I’m sure you must have heard that a lot.
August 4th, 2010 at 6:48 am
Arline – I don’t like ice cream either! Give me a giant bag of potato chips any day.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:57 am
That was RONNNIE? How did I miss that?!?!
I want seats next to Theresa.
August 4th, 2010 at 9:13 am
I prefer Crap sandwiches myself!! Yes, I am having fun! And I just wiped my dirty hands all over my front butt!! And, In Jane’s defense, I do think she is very smart and I really do enjoy her blog. For pure entertainments sake. It is beautiful to look at. I have really enjoyed meeting her and her mother. They are lovely in person inside and out.
August 4th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Oh gretchen, you’re running out of ideas, right? Pfff… just enjoy the free advertising and beat it.
August 4th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Alicia- Backstage passes for you, my friend! No, please, it’s my pleasure.
Gretchen- You sound like a stand-up kind of girl. You have taken our cheap potshots with a lot of grace. Congrats on Elle Italia thing too.
Nati Hell- Learn some bloody manners, would you? Also: pick your enemies with a little more wisdom. And she hardly needs free fucking advertising.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:48 am
i usually don’t comment on “comments for jane” posts, but: how could i miss all the fun today?! and the ice cream, too?!
and yes, annemarie IS full of win. all the time. every time. quite a lot of you guys are.
much love, guys!
August 4th, 2010 at 11:14 am
sister wolfie, your pathetic blog and old vagina suck shits.
you’re old, be good, you can have stroke at any minute now, and jane’s there smoking and chilling with her friends on a lovely teen-spirited summer-i guess you already knew that, and maybe that’s why so much jealousy here in your blog… and why you enjoy them a lot.
go picking on your own friends and if you are really made of win, your friends won’t be upset anyway. they’ll love you as much as alicia or annemarie there love you.
you’re a pathetic little spot below fashion blogs, even the ridiculous ones. so 4chan.
go mock me and like i will come back here to read your stupid comments, you’ve read mine by now hahaha.
August 4th, 2010 at 11:35 am
“go mock me and like i will come back here to read your stupid comments, you’ve read mine by now hahaha.”
Jesus Christ.
August 4th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Don’t nobody mock anthony since he’s asking for it. If you’re going to mock somebody that wants it you should be paid for it, at the very least, godammit!
August 4th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I hope nobody minds me poking my nose in but really Anthony you compel me to. Your rudimentary grasp of grammar sucks more shits than elderly vagina ever could. You should not count this as a mock rather a sigh of despair in a written form.
Sister Wolf, this is an amazing place to happen upon.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Laughing at HelOnWheels and Helen.
“Don’t nobody”, HelOnWheels, that should have been followed up with a “If you gonna” instead of “If you’re going to”.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
gretchen – When you say they are lovely inside and out, I wonder how you could tell. Did you view their exrays or perform an MRI on either of them??
August 4th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
anthony – Am I supposed to know what 4chan is? You are the second moron who’s mentioned it in these comments. Kindly put my vagina out of your mind if you can, and return to your video game. Thanks!
August 4th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Yes, their heads are being mailed to you.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Rabid – Docha go tellin me what is or ain’t goodest grammar! I’m fluent in 3 languages and have impeccable grammar in none of them!!
That “Don’t nobody” was on purpose but I must have lost the thread half-way through it. It seems that I can’t write incorrectly on purpose….only by accident.
August 4th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
can we advertise your dear jane posts????
this is awesome.
4chan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
” The Guardian once summarised the 4chan community as “lunatic, juvenile… brilliant, ridiculous and alarming.”[5]
I think this is an occasion to suck our own cocks. we’re awesome!!!
and Ronnie, please come again!!!!
August 4th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Anthony dear, are you trying to sound out “fortunately” when you say 4chan (ately) The jolly phonics scheme is very popular in the UK but starting out can be tricky. One hint is that words that sound like for/four seldom start with a number.
August 4th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Godammit, i can’t believe I missed Troll Day…AND the ice cream social! All else I have to say is that the cockroach necklace is suffocatingly disgusting–and that I will never use an adverb again, even ironically…
August 4th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I know HelOnWheels! I was disappointed with you for losing it half way through and not completing it with a head snap worthy of drag queen glory.
August 4th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
gretchen – Their ACTUAL heads?!? Or just the scans of thier heads?
August 4th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Their real heads of course!! AND, I mailed you a complimentary necklace and a can of Raid for your vagina!
August 4th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
AND, Thank you Annemarie! I have worked really hard to have my shop!! Dolly will be celebrating 5 years on Nov. 15!! I opened it with the money I saved and almost lost it in a divorce. It means the world to me! I love to provide Dallas a place with a different outlook on life (and make a living doing it!) Would love for you to visit sometime soon.
August 4th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Frozen yogurt so much better for the ass than ice cream, and delicious too !! Try Cherry Garcia, mmmm
Peace an d Love everyone
August 4th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
and, meeting Jane the few times I have, she’s very polite and well mannered. I think her mo
Taught her very well indeed. Peace and love.
August 4th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Oh my goodness. Personal visits from Ronnie and the possibly schizophrenic jewelry store person! It’s a real party up in here! *pops champagne*
I feel badly for Jane. I really do. All her friends are total sycophants with nary an original thought between their hollow heads (see: repeated usage of vaginas, asskissing, 4chan, “nyah nyah your old,” and “pick on sum1 yer own size” to substitute for true wittiness). I’m not going to judge her mother, because I refuse to go there, but I will say that if one’s friends are idiots the world is truly an empty place.
Also, can someone explain to me why it is asskissy to be a Sister Wolf regular but totally OK to rabidly defend Sea on some random blog?
August 4th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Gretchen, we were getting along fine and then you had to go and get the can of Raid out and aim at Sister Wolf… I’m glad your shop is doing well and if I lived anywhere near Dallas I am sure I would love going there. As for Sea of Mom and Mom of Sea: I’m sure they’re nice as pie when they’re in a store (they LOVE shopping!), but I demand to see an MRI for proof of what’s really going on inside. My guess is: not much. I’d be surprised if you found a beating heart between them. But never mind that. I really don’t give two shits about them. For me and most people who read Sister Wolf’s blog, what is truly disheartening is that they are celebrated, admired and feted, for, basically, their wealth, their consumerism, their ostentation. It’s repulsive. And it’s sad.
I’m happy and proud to be a Sister Wolf ass-kisser.
August 4th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I have made a fortune selling pet rocks!!!! Last time Jane came in the store she almost drowned in the toliet while playing with balls of yarn. Toliets are an IQ test you know. I think Sister can handle it. Otherwise she wouldn’t have an open public blog.
August 4th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
(but I am conflicted about Sea because she’s just a teenager with a bunch of money and adoration being thrown at her….maybe she’ll turn out ok…maybe)
August 4th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Just sold another roach necklace!!! Another for the team!! Thank god the resources are endless!!! Dream big y’all!!
August 4th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Well Marie only the strong survive. Right? Only time will tell. She’s got a lot on her shoulders. I’m sure everyone here will have a fucking party if she fails.
August 4th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Lexi – Good.
annemarie – Nati is a cool girl and I support her opinions.
gretchen – I’ve given you every chance to redeem yourself. I see you’re too stupid to make any sense. although I do perceive an effort on your part to be “playful.”
I don’t give a shit about your store and I didn’t give a shit when I wrote about Sea of Shoes. It’s not about you, my dear. If you need to keep posting things about toilets and Jane and your store, I’ll try to put up with it.
But if you can’t stop making reference to my ass or vagina, I’m going to need to see your drivers license.
August 4th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
annemarie – for all your trouble, that woman can’t even get your name right.
Rosa – You may not believe this, but now we have the limited edition “drumstick ice cream” by Dreyers and it is fucking amazing!
August 4th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
R – First of all, because you are using a proxy server, it’s clear that you’re afraid of using your own IP. That means you know I will recognize you by your real IP. Lets see…..okay, nevermind. You’re probably Mom of Shoes but I’m open to other interpretations.
About my son: You can’t hurt me. Period. It’s disturbing that you want to hurt me via this avenue but you have no power here.
About guilt: Yes, I am no stranger to guilt. But not about failing my son. I saved his life many times and I don’t believe he ever doubted my love or admiration or commitment to his health and happiness.
About hating – For the last fucking time, you can’t hate “on” people.
About my soul – Right, I don’t have one.
But! At least I’m not afraid to send scurrilous attacks using MY OWN SERVER!!!! I don’t have to prove to you that I’m not shallow. Prove to me that you’re not an Aldridge or one of their Texas posse.
August 4th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Truth is, Ronnie, Sea of Shoes doesn’t have any comments because Jane was getting tired of people not kissing her ass. She said something about not liking “rude comments”… I guess saying “that shirt is ugly” is rude to her.
annemarie – what more manners do I need? I told Gretchen, very kindly, to beat it. She reminds me of this girl in my class who thinks she’s sarcastic, but the poor thing has no idea.
August 4th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
1) I want some mochi too.
2) Sea really does look like she bathes in milk. Her skin is so pretty.
3) Roaches are really really disgusting. The thought of wearing one makes me want to vom.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
we’re not blindly manipulated. we’re sick of the fashion blog culture. (Some few and far between fashion blogs are well done and unique and visually delightful…but I think im not alone here when I say this is very rare. The more interesting blogs have some sort of social commentary. and the creator at least must have some emotive writing skill.)
and, as the sister says, we really have no emotional investment in this shit. it is reality TV. and im pretty fucking sure even Daphne Guinness has watched the Jersey Shore.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Great.
I wanted to comment but thanks to Amy all I can think of is mochi.
fried mochi.
hmmmmmmmmmm
August 4th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
I really expected more from Ronnie’s return.
http://sadtrombone.com/
August 4th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
R, you’re revolting. Give up. Sister Wolf doesn’t hate on woman. Half the people here are women. She hates on the vapid and the stupidly rich. Do you really think Sea would get so much heat if she were out feeding the homeless and mentoring young girls? I think not (even if she continued to buy shoes at the rate she buys them). What you display to the world, leaves yourself wide open for criticism. And you’re going to get some, especially when people are so eager to blow a wad of smoke up your ass, simply because you’re rich and buy expensive shoes. And really having said that, I don’t mind Jane. She seems cool, she has good taste. I bet I’d probably like her if I met her. But the ridiculous consumerism really grosses me out. I’m sorry it does! And I’m allowed to feel that way. And no, it’s not because I’m jealous (my favorite of all the taunts you precious defenders come up with). Believe it or not, other people besides Jane Aldridge own expensive shoes. We just don’t feel the need to constantly flash them.
But you’re not going to hurt Sister Wolf and you’re certainly not hurting any of us with your stupidly long tirades about what one person chooses to write on their blog. Sister Wolf loves her children, so don’t even play that card again, you piece of shit. And Sister Wolf is a great person and a caring friend, so don’t try and hit there either. She’s also a hilarious writer who has brought me hours of entertainment (can’t say the same for those you try so hard to defend). So in short: fuck you. (Ahhh, that feels good to say).
August 4th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
btw- dingleberry:
we are all narcissists. but what you dont understand about this community is that it isn’t just about that. whatever love we give sister wolf, it is because she gives it right back in spades.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Alicia, you’re “killing it” today. Sad trombone is my favorite sound effect. My brother in law (super computer dork extraordinaire) will bring his computer to my parents house and whenever a joke falls flat, he presses “play”. It’s like we have our own sitcom soundtrack to every day conversations with bad jokes. Brilliant!
August 4th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
If you haven’t already, save http://instantrimshot.com/ and http://www.dramabutton.com/ as favorites so you have them at the ready.
They’re great in a work setting with the speakers ALL the way up.
August 4th, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Sister Wolf – I actually laughed when reading R’s numerous uses of the term “hating on”. Do you think the irony of his malevont “hating on” you, though, is lost on him? (or her…whichever one of Sea’s cockroaches it is.)
Oh god. The “Drumstick” flavour sounds good, but the “Limited Edition” part makes it positively covetable!
I’m going grocery shopping later: Maggie Beer’s “Burnt Fig Jam, Honeycomb & Caramel” ice cream is at the top of the list. Probably one of the best things Australia has going for it!
August 4th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
But coming from the person who logged on to her blog only two days after his suicide to write a Kanye-style stream-of-conscious rave about how an 18 year old bloggers ‘fat face’ enraged her, it’s not that surprising. Do you even have a soul?
i agree on you. how empty and dry that person is.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
what – I agree on you, too, you fucking lowlife. I’ll handle my loss however I choose. Her face is fat. alright?
August 4th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
^ How do you “agree on” someone? What is with this prolific and misapplied use of the word “on”? Nobody is mounting anyone else here. (Well, I fucking hope not, anyway!)
August 4th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Rabid and Theresa – Thanks for helping, these idiots are wearing me out today.
Rosa – Wow, that is a mind-blowing flavor. I’m going to google that brand now.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Sister, you beat me to it!
August 4th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Maggie Beer is an Australian celebrity chef, of sorts. Since featuring on a TV show she has published cook books and created a line of specialty foods, carried in most supermarkets here. Her ice creams are “killing it”. Anyone who visits Oz needs to try them while here. I doubt they’re sold outside Australia though…
August 4th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
Rosa – Ice cream is my life! That and coffee.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Sister – Ice cream and coffee are some of the best things on god’s green earth.
I think you need to holiday in Oz, just for the ice cream! And beaches.
Ok, in the US, some company called Cheeseworks stocks some of her stuff – maybe they have the jams? If you could track down her Burnt Fig Jam, or make your own, and add of that and honeycomb to a vanilla/caramel ice cream it’d be just as good! You should look into home making ice creams, if you don’t already…fun and well worth the effort
August 4th, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Haha, never thought I’d live to see the day when Sister Wolf hates on “Marie”
August 5th, 2010 at 12:25 am
OMG I paint a hall for a day and do some work and I miss ALL THIS.
Damn firstly I’m cross on the ice cream front since becoming a flexible vegan I think I might have to pass on it. I’m filtering out all the ice cream mentions more torturous than the vagina ones.
What is it with vagina talk? Seriously do young things think because you age ones vagina does too? Mine is like a gagging for it 16 year old and I’m not 16. I could give any frisky young thing a run for their money on vagina stakes. I much prefer this fact, you know frisky vagina, to the idea of cockroach jewellery. I never experience the same thrill from jewellery as I do from sex. Although ice cream has come close or maybe that was ice cream and sex.
Anyway I’m going far to off point. Annemarie please tell me off. In fact Annemarie just keep commenting full stop.
Dearest SW, you know I’m right up there under your armpits xx
August 5th, 2010 at 12:46 am
R- how funny you should mention Kanye West, since he’s the very person who catapulted young Sea to Internet starlet status in the first place with a stream-of-consciousness rave. Your own half-assed attempts to attack Sister using her son’s death only prove that YOU are the one who’s scum.
Also, give up with the attacks on the Sister and the commenters already- they can be mean, yes, but they’re also a thousand times funnier, cleverer and more incisive than anything found on your daughter’s/girlfriend’s/whatever she is to you (assuming that you are either Mother of Shoes, Ronnie or some Avenger of Sea) comment space on her blog (can’t say I blame her for turning it off though, the commenters might have gotten her the buzz in the first place,but blind fangirling on increasingly mindless consumerism is boring).
August 5th, 2010 at 12:55 am
MakeDo, please take a look at pure food and wine’s sarma melngailis’ raw vegan vanilla ice cream recipe: http://blog.washingtonpost.com/mighty-appetite/2006/06/real_faux_ice_cream_1.html
(it is the last recipe on the site)
it’s so good it’s unreal.
August 5th, 2010 at 1:00 am
Oops, I meant to say Sister up there, not “the Sister”- but I hope the gist is clear.
August 5th, 2010 at 4:05 am
Stella Mayfair – thank you!
Gretchen – you need to see someone about …something
August 5th, 2010 at 5:03 am
PS I posted my last comment same time as Gretchen – Gretchen still think some thing’s not right but at least you have basic decency which is very redeeming.
August 5th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Why do people keep on insisting on telling a person how to grieve? Pro wolf or anti wolf, does it really matter in the grander scheme of the universe?
A mother has lost her child, something mothers do every day, but made none the less tragic because of it’s regularity
A girl flaunts her wealth and superior attitude (the latter being something most teenagers have) and a woman highlights the vacuous nature of it.
Does that really give people the right to tell her about her son and their relationship? Is nothing sacred?
Would I like it if my blog was put under the microscope and ridiculed? No.
Would I write such a blog that invited that? No
Is Sister Wolf brave/stupid/mad for calling people out on the net?
Does she deserve the intensely personal attacks because she does? No
Sea of shoes does take a battering here, but if her friends/fans/family cannot see how she has made a self fulfilling prophecy, then they too need to read more, and shop less.
It is a story as old as ‘celebrity’, maybe it seems mean and unjust because of her age; in which case, encourage her to go to school!
It is so hypocritical to pile the abuse on a grieving mother, when you are berating her for what you yourself are doing, in a far more poisonous and vindictive way.
I hope you anti Wolf posse never have to live through the brutality of a suicide, it’s dark side. Far worse than being called a fat faced spoilt dumbass.
I had a friend, we all went out on the saturday night, he bought the rope monday and hung himself in the woods. How many years do you think we all sat there, thinking, how come we didn’t know? What did we miss?
If you have an opinion on how a mother should grieve, or what happened prior to a person’s personal nightmare, keep it to yourself, you don’t know what you’re talking about. YOU WERE NOT THERE.
Call sister out for things you can prove with objective and insightful observations, not the death of her child.
Keep your chin up Wolf, not all of us are bastards. Xxx
The end of Braindance’s 2 pence worth.
August 5th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Braindance your two pence worth is worth it.
Annemarie, help the gretchen thing is a nightmare on elm st but without anything interesting to hold ones attention even for a second. Do you think she missed out on an education. Can’t understand a bloody word of it. I’m confused by sentence construction and I’m dyslexic. Please interject!
August 5th, 2010 at 6:40 am
I think there’s something very wrong with the Gretchen person. The posts are schizophrenic. I can’t make sense of most of it and I constantly deal with individuals who know very little English! She wrote that she only went to community college but her posts leave me wondering how she was allowed to graduate high school. I think there are more issues there than Time magazine.
@ Braindance – Brava! Beautifully put.
August 5th, 2010 at 7:07 am
Gretchen, by all means, keep the vitriol and stupidity coming. You are doing a fantastic job making most of the readers of this blog, many of whom have expendable income and a taste for interesting fashion (when it doesn’t involve dead Blattidae) avoid your store like the plague. This simple little post which actually had nothing to do with you now has over 160 comments, not to mention countless lurkers who don’t post comments. Most of us are fans and personal friends of Sister Wolf and as you can see, we do not take lightly or stand for people talking shit about her or towards her. Just think of all of those eyes reading your swill and opting to not only stay far away from your store, but encouraging others to do the same. I personally make multiple trips to Dallas annually to visit my in-laws and while there, I go on many shopping excursions with my mother-in-law. Be assured we won’t step foot in your shop, and my mother-in-law and all of her friends have already been advised not to as well.
That’s fine that you have Jane and Mom among your fans at the moment, but they and their sheep will move on to the next thing in a week or so and you’ll be old news. They won’t remember you, unless you choose to sell yourself out and become one of their sycophants, pitifully clamoring for their attention like a discarded lover. The admiration of the Sea clan is much more temporary than the boycott of the Wolf clan.
Feel free to bleat some bullshit that you don’t want our money anyway. Your contribution to this blog has more than qualified you to teach a class in alienating potential customers.
August 5th, 2010 at 7:59 am
We cancelled the cable to save some money and to save our minds. (I was watching too much reality tv) But after all of this, I’m not missing it one bit! Thanks everyone!
August 5th, 2010 at 8:43 am
Sister Wolf, you are courageous, open, honest, and most importantly you are true to yourself.
You were and are a good mom, don’t ever question that. Max was always grateful to have to by his side and you were always by his side!
I’m just blown away by the cowardice and low blows by a few of the visitors to your blog.
And as far as his fiance goes, the further she goes the better.
Stay strong Sister!
I think there’s some chocolate-cherry soy ice-cream I could indulge in, but then there’s sugar in it and I’m not sure if it’s clarified with bone meal.
August 5th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Oh Ladies! Be nice!! You wouldn’t like my store anyway. That’s ok! If you have a change of heart, you are always welcome to stop in and roll your eyes!!
August 5th, 2010 at 8:49 am
for such a goddamn fashion victim i find it insulting that she blankly refers to the legendary kristen mcmenamy (in the chanel fall 2010 post) as “the model.” i guess when you’re born in 1998 it’s no use trying to catch up
August 5th, 2010 at 8:51 am
Behold, Dolly Python:
http://www.myspace.com/dollypython/photos/4551501/tagged?imageUserID=242207962
August 5th, 2010 at 9:05 am
HAHAHAHA!! Thats my good side!!
August 5th, 2010 at 9:24 am
<3 braindance !!!!!!
i don't think there's anything gross about insects, but i'm from the woods. as someone else posted, bug-in-lucite jewelry ain't exactly a groundbreaker, but gretchen's is a pretty iteration. maybe one day jane could study entomology or choose anything else useful; it's nobody's business what she does with her life, but in a general sense, it'd be better for everyone if she didn't exemplify and glorify the having and spending of money as the total expression of her life. it's okay to express dissatisfaction with her ideals. i have a fat face, but it's no big deal because i have like 23463 other qualities and skills that i put first. gretchen's crazier comments seem to correlate to last call at the bar; i also suspect cocaine, just because.
August 5th, 2010 at 9:32 am
I know Jane personally, and also know the staff at Dolly Python, and I have a music booth there and love all the customers, things, and owners who make the store a joyful place. Get off your Hate Bike, you stupid stuck up, judgemental morons, and stop dissing people you don’t even know. If heaven is for people like you, I choose hell.
August 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Claudia, you are so mean. Be nice. Your not at all being fair. None of you are. Why? Because you judge. You don’t know me, you don’t know Jane. You don’t know what we do privately outside of this public site. I could have helped your elderly mother pick up her groceries when she fell in the street. I would you know. I would even help you. Murder me now. Tear me apart you all do it so well!!
August 5th, 2010 at 10:45 am
“Get off your Hate Bike, you stupid stuck up, judgemental morons, and stop dissing people you don’t even know.”
IRONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! (this should be said in the same way Peter says “guilty” as seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zDygujgj4)
Just like the rest of your ilk, you are telling us to stop doing the very thing you are doing. Hell, most of us aren’t dissing any of these people. A lot of us came for the ice cream social. Some of us came to enjoy/lament Ronnie’s lackluster commentary. Some of us just don’t like cockroaches covered in resin.
GO.AWAY.
August 5th, 2010 at 10:46 am
^ Is it all that hard to use the comma correctly?
August 5th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Srenna (Anners) Says:
August 5th, 2010 at 10:46 am
^ Is it all that hard to use the comma correctly?
— I meant Bucks’ comment.
August 5th, 2010 at 10:58 am
@Srenna – That’s nothing. Have you seen the misuse of your/you’re? It’s horrifying!
@ Gretchen – Oh, FFS! Everybody judges, EVERYBODY. Don’t f*cking tell me that you don’t. You wouldn’t be human if you didn’t. We’re “judging” Sea and you based on the evidence presented to us: Sea’s superficial, consumerist blog and your psychotic posts here. You want us to have a different opinion of you? Well, then you should consider posting something that’s not schizophrenic, that makes a modicum of sense, and that isn’t an ass-kissing of Sea or a plug for your store. Mm-kay?
August 5th, 2010 at 11:03 am
This part: trying to look like a thirty-something divorcee circa 1980.
Is the best. absolutely right on. I still find myself visiting Sea often if nothing else but to roll my eyes. It’s like a circus side show act …you can’t stop watching.
August 5th, 2010 at 11:04 am
I am amazed by the negativity everyone is drawn to on this site. Why focus on hate and things that make you so angry? Maybe I’m missing the point of this site?
love,
Simpleton
August 5th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Well, here’s that photo of gretchen dolly python, thank you Iron Chic. I’m not sure if this is illuminating but surely it means something
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August 5th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Gretchen/dolly – Okay, I get it. Your pals on myspace have names like Fuck-a-Face…that’s where this picture of you comes from.
I see you have a sort of mentality that is alien to me and my readers. I think we are through hearing from you. Just as you won’t allow me to comment on your facebook wall, your function here is kind of dubious.
Would you mind just going away now? Thanks.
August 5th, 2010 at 11:21 am
ALicia – Yep. They are so awful, they would stoop to trying to ruin someone’s very ice cream!
August 5th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Sure Sister. But, you accomplish nothing. Nothing at all. Enjoy beating up on others. Our lives will go on the same way they always have. GOOD JOB!! Jane is right. You masturbate to this bullshit.
August 5th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Well people, you heard it here first. Our valued source, gretchen dolly python verifies that jane is…. what? Kind of dicey? Preoccupied with my vag?
Jesus.
Thanks gretchen! xo
August 5th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Sister – crazy bitches aside, I was fucking serious about that ice cream before.
You need to make yourself a batch of world famous Burnt Fig Jam, Honeycomb & Caramel goodness ASAP.
How hard could it really be? (Haha, read: how much does a half-decent ice cream making device cost in the US?)
August 5th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Enough with the grammar Nazis already. That argument is irrelevant. Proper grammar hasn’t been used on the internet since 1992. “On the internet?” Have fun dissecting that one, turds.
As for Jane, I’ve sat at her dinner table. It isn’t gilded, and she doesn’t sweep up crumbs to her admirers and serve them on silver trays. I’ve also been through her closet. It’s fucking awesome. No, I’m not some rich sycophant who lives to kiss her ass. I’m just a fan. And yes, a friend. When I first looked at her site, I didn’t get all butt hurt because I couldn’t afford most of what she wears. I thought, “this girl looks great.” You guys know she has a FASHION blog right? Oh, I forget, you all shop at The Limited. Pull your pleated khakis out of your fucking camel toes and stop being such babies because you live in Ohio and are living scared, mediocre lives.
You bored, wasteful cunts have nothing better to do than rag on people who have creativity (regardless of financial status) simply because you are lacking just that: the creativity to be recognized beyond your peers. Don’t live in fucking glass house if your shit stinks. I think Gretchen from Dolly Python told me that one.
P.S. I can’t believe you wimps are crying about dead cockroaches. Entymology is so chic. Get with it, losers.
August 5th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Also, Jane is EIGHTEEN, and displays a lot more maturity and tact than most of you, whom waste your time conjuring up the personalities of people you’ve never met so that you can “masturbate” (to quote the subject of such a hot topic) to your own insecurities as a sense of validation.
As for me, I’m as immature and mean as they come. So fuck off. Suffocating Extravagance Forever.
P.S. Jane’s mom is GREAT, and she will out-dress the shit out of your grandmother’s mother.
August 5th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Thanks for that enlightenment, Monique. What am I thinking trying to educate myself by going to graduate school? I should give everything having interest in academia or any desire to help other people to become a self-obsessed consumerist collecting the most undesirable and loathsome pieces of clothing man has ever made because they have a designer label in them. That’s real living right? I’ll be closer to nirvana once I snag or curate something trendy or inaccessible to the general public, right?
Sorry, I’d rather have a life that involves making my own money and living beyond the realm of my mother’s personal aesthetics. I have a hard time calling someone who simply pulls expensive designer name’s out of their mother’s closet creative. Monique, perhaps if you ventured outside of the periphery of creative to see true innovation you’d understand why few here are impressed by Sea’s cesspool of clothing that only looks attractive if you’re a cocaine addict circa 1985.
August 5th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Monique-
I don’t know what to say.
I’m honestly not fond of being in Ohio, but when other people dis it…
I start feeling a bit defensive. Then I wonder why I’m being that way when I feel ambivalent about it myself. It’s like a family member who annoys you- but if someone outside your family insults them you get mad. But only a little bit.
Well, this was a fun one to come out of lurkerhood for, hmmm?
Trust me, you’d have to PAY me to wear pleated khakis. Unless there were extenuating circumstances- like- I found them on the 75% off clearance rack and had one of my “I should get these, I need SOME practical clothes” moments. Then I’d just wear them a few times, hoping no one saw me, before putting them on the “give away” pile.
I notice in these comments, though most are clearly on one side or the other, I’m not the only one here who actually likes BOTH Sister and Sea. Well, the blogs, anyway. I don’t actually know either one. But I like both blogs, for different reasons. And I myself would not even be able to tell you all those reasons.
I’m surprised again and again at how nasty people in general can get toward each other, both on and off the net. I am genuinely surprised each time.
But it is interesting.
With best wishes to all….
August 5th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
You know, It wouldn’t be difficult for most people to outdress my grandmother’s mother. That would be a great-grandmother, and mine have been dead for some time. So, they just wear whatever they were buried in, 24/7. Not hard to outdo that.
Some of the others here may have living great-grandmothers. Do they dress well?
And what distinguishes outdressing the shit out of someone versus merely outdressing them?
Discuss.
August 5th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Kathleen – Oh god, please, let’s not discuss anything brought here by “Monique!” She has already told us that our “shit stinks.” I think that’s more than enough.
August 5th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Monique, since you’re a fan first of Jane’s and THEN a friend, why don’t you follow Jane’s lead and just ignore SW’s site. More importantly, don’t bother commenting because you know that means someone is going to fire back.
Creativity is a very personal decision. I for one won’t assume that Jane isn’t creative so long as you don’t go off on the presumption she is more creative and is a better person than all of us who enjoy reading Sister Wolf’s blog.
Also the line “creativity to be recognized beyond your peers” confuses me. This is the bloody internet where someone could be writing a blog from their home in Iraq while another reads it from the US ( I’m in the midst of reading Baghdad Burning so it’s the only example I can think of now) As far as I’m concerned, bloggers are all peers.
Your final words are laughable. Entymology is so chic? When I watched Fear Factor and the contestants had to be in a box full of tarantulas for 10 minutes, I wasn’t thinking they looked chic. They look like they were about to piss their pants and in complete fear.
For the record everyone’s shit stinks. Yours does too.
August 5th, 2010 at 9:15 pm
@Monique: You seem oblivious to the irony of your tirades.
Ranting lines such as “you all shop at The Limited. Pull your pleated khakis out of your fucking camel toes and stop being such babies because you live in Ohio and are living scared, mediocre lives” + “you, whom waste your time conjuring up the personalities of people you’ve never met” used in the same polemic = bit of a contradiction, no?
Sea’s “FASHION” blog is nothing more than an ostentatious broadcast of conspicuous consumption. Since when is SHOPPING conspicuously hailed as CREATIVITY? Sister Wolf’s satirical criticism of it is warranted and amusing.
The Aldridge’s penchant for all things garish and tacky in no way dictates that financial status is related to one’s taste, or “creativity”. To think that Sea “looks great” in the trash she has “curated” for herself is really amusing. The vulgarity of their sartorial choices is too funny, particularly when it is a full-time pursuit for them. (Do Sea a favour, Monqiue, if you are one of her friends – and tell her to go to art school, if “creativity” is what she is aiming for.)
Entomology is the scientific study of insects, and is unrelated to the wearing or “rocking” of a cockroach for edginess. (Or is the cockroach symbolic of something greater – has Sea found herself a suitable mascot?) I can’t believe you consumerist victims are wearing them and calling it “chic”. (Haaaaaaaahahahaha!)
One would think you hold immaturity and meanness to be virtues. I suppose that follows, seeing as you confuse rampant consumerism with creativity. And “immature”, lewd insults with…(well, I don’t know what you were aiming for. Criticism? It’s hard to understand the intended purpose of your stupid rant.)
Why not take some of your own advice, and just fuck off? Take Gretchen and her fucking cockroaches with you. Cheers.
PS – I’m not an American but regardless, I’m not living a “scared”, unfulfilled life. I wouldn’t be caught dead in khaki, or with camel toe. And all the money in the world couldn’t lower my sartorial taste to that of the Aldridge’s.
August 5th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
@Elaine – I’m glad someone else found the humour in entomology and cockroaches being “chic!” Hahahahaha! Go figure.
August 5th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
I just de-flead my cats. I’m taking those drowned vermin, pouring epoxy over them, and making earrings. I’m then going to make a necklace out of the hairballs that the cats have been “curating” lately. I’m going to totally like rock it with a pair of hairy goat pants and a flea collar! You can all suck it, bitches!! I’m on the f*cking cutting edge with my gagging creativity and rad entomology/animal-bodily-function chic!
August 6th, 2010 at 1:18 am
Why do 95% of sea supporters have nothing constructive to say, or even thought provoking?
It’s all fuck you and you’re jealous nonsense.
It is possible to come here, and disagree with the majority, but also keep your dignity.
For example, a while back, I disagreed with commenter’s calling Sea’s mum a whore. I explained why, had a debate and that was that. I went back to work.
Some People agreed with me, some didn’t. That is the beauty of this blog, and what keeps me as a regular visitor, you can exchange thoughts & ideas on a myriad of subjects with people who have wildly opposing convictions to your own, in a logical and mature manner. If you choose not to, and rather insult, surely that is a reflection on you, not Sister Wolf?
I have never kissed anybody’s ass, I’m not about to start on the net, to say we are sycophants and blindly agreeing is just an lazy argument
Never have I heard Sister talk about sea & her mum in the same appalling manner that their supporters insult her. Yes, she calls them out for certain flaws, but I am yet to read a post by her that vehemently attacks their family life and actively wishes for the demise of their happiness. (Saying somebody lives off their ex husband is not the same as kicking a grieving mother)
You act like Sister Wolf is akin to Robert Mugabe and Sea is up there with Schiaparelli. Get some perspective people.
You cuss Wolf out for giving you a platform on which to pour forth a foaming bile of incoherent, ill conceived ramblings, but in the same paragraph, then complain about the validity of other people’s right to free speech.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:26 am
Rosa – thank you for getting back to the point conspicuous consumption! Truly it bores me that the ‘hate on’ lot don’t understand symbolic discourse and the issue of challenging conspicuous consumption. Being British I find the vapid ‘hate on’ lingo completely alien. I laugh at it and that is why I love SW she seems to embody the antithesis of all that is wrong with materialist culture yet at the same time understands our peacock desires. We all want to adorn ourselves it is a basic element of our being but, and it is a big but there is a devotion to materialism and ‘creativity’ that far out weighs other matters.
SW blog is called ‘Godammit I’m Mad’ with subtitle and getting madder. It tackles issues, it prompts thought and is honest. Sister Wolf bares all and her undressing of Jane is not a matter of ‘hate’ or ‘disliking’ – it is a comment on the content of the blog. I’ve read Sea of Shoes and Atlantis Home and they don’t captivate me although individual posts have been interesting and a good read. In general they embody a lot that is wrong with how we value ourselves and our worth. It is no co-incidence that the fashion blogs that are A list are the ones that do not question fashion, fashion design and emulate magazines in respect of visual glorification of goods with a bit of back story. I’m not saying this is wrong but they have become props to conspicuous consumption.
Those of you who confuse the idea of challenging with some sort of emotional response are failing to understand the choice of not being worshippers at the altar of conspicuous consumption. It might surprise you that we like fashion and will always like fashion but maybe we don’t wholly agree with some of the values. Using an abuser as a photographer, or the lack of representation of all people as fashion models (the continued dominance of white models – felt I needed to spell this out).
It is interesting that SW allows and continues to allow comments, she provides online discourse. I cannot challenge Jane directly and believe I would if I could leave comments but I would never ever be rude in the way many of you are here. Disagreeing with someone’s stance does not require anger and vile accusations. However even if I do disagree on some levels with Jane, in no way do I think she should listen to me. It is her life she can choose her path.
I recently had the whole ‘you been negative’ thing heaped on me by a reader and fellow blogger. They felt I’d been harsh in assessing a photograph they’d published. I made a real effort to engage with this person and resolve the matter. I could have had a go back, but they just wanted only positive comments on something they were proud of and it cost me nothing to accept my views unwanted. I had confused my professional evaluation of visual work with someone who had a passion and wasn’t actually working within the photography and styling field. I’m used to criticism and discourse about the merits of a particular image, I’ve been doing it for years. However this person wasn’t. So I understand that Jane might be too young to understand or accept differing views, it may appear personal and yes sometimes we can be as childish as hell on here but it is in the confines of the post by SW.
After all this I would just like to say stop boring the hell out of us with nasty below the belt attacks. There is a huge difference between saying Jane has a fat face (in reference to one photo published on her blog) and making accusations of behaviour in respect of the death of SW’s son Max. Basically she can do as she bloody well pleases. Why I’d stand in boxing ring and let her pummel me if it helped even for 5 mins. I’d do the same for any mother who lost a child.
As Rosa said too ref khaki and camel toe.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:11 am
Dear Sea,
Why don’t you dress like a teenager, you look like my mum did during the early eighties (minus the horrific perm). When I found out you were so young I couldn’t believe it – you dress like a thirty year old. Do you think that because you’re young it’s fucking kooky or something? Sorry, it looks like the fashion police dog puked all over you. Maybe he’d been eating cockroaches for breakfast.
P.S. Sea, please take care of your porcelain skin – high SPFs should do it, or bathing in the blood of your toady virgin fans.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:51 am
Thanks for the feedback, guys!
I’m so glad to have been enlightened that entymology has nothing to do with jewelry design or perhaps finding the beauty in something so commonly perceived as being disgusting. I happen to loathe cockroaches. But I plan on buying a necklace and wearing it, kind of like a hunting trophy of all the ones I’ve come across and killed in my lifetime. Also, we live in Texas where the brutal summer heat is prone to bring these guys out in droves. Perhaps we view these cockroaches and insects as iconic to living in hot climate. Did you know that in some places people EAT cockroaches? OMG! Gag! We should send the necklaces to those places so people could have them as a snack! J/k! How like, culturally insensitive of me!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah! So yes, I posted because I hadn’t been comment trolling in a while. I forget how fun it is! And how serious everyone gets! Come on guys! I can’t believe no one saw that I was being facetious with the entymology comment! And I never said my shit doesn’t stink. It’s actually quite fetid.
I also posted because I know Jane personally, I know the designers of the jewelry, I know Gretchen from Dolly Python, and while they may not construct epic, pseudo-intellectual replies (because, come on, that’s all this is, everyone pulling their dicks out to see who’s got the biggest, smartest one) to anonymous people commenting negatively about a young woman with a refreshing sense of style (that’s my opinion, no need to attack that, it’s not going to change, move along), they have been featured in yes, CONSPICIOUS CONSUMERIST publications such as Vogue, Vanity Fair, Elle Italia, and a blog read by like likes of Kanye West (who I think is a buffoon, but whatever other people like him) and Anna Wintour. They musy be doing SOMETHING right in regards to fashion (which some you seem to not have a complete grasp on, but that’s okay. I hear the best way to fight something you don’t understand is to insult it), despite the suprisingly (not) simple sartorialist leanings that the majority of you are conveying to me that you have.
Oh and as for CONSPICIOUS CONSUMERISM, don’t even get me fucking started. Unless you choose to live in a third world lifestyle, then you are a conspicious consumer. It’s a first world problem, hellloooooooo!
I’m getting dizzy from standing on this soapbox. You guys can have it back. Besides all this negativity is counter-productive. I’ve got cockroaches to kill.
Best Wishes, everyone!
P.S. The majority of this message is brought to you by sarcasm and the number 333.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:16 am
Monique,
TL;DR. But I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t know what sarcasm is if it slapped you in the face. Can all of you vapid, ignorant Sea supporters GTFO, please? You’re boring the crap out of all of us and taking up valueable bandwith.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:44 am
Why do Sea and Mom continue to come here? Sea cuold not handle comments on her own blog…yet seeks them out here. Mom and Sea must masturbate to this BS.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:40 am
Ice cream for everyone!
Mom of Shoes has left and is busy killing cockroaches. I would too but they aren’t very many around here. I guess they all decided to live in Texas.
Since you have your own blog, why not take a break from blogging about your latest project and tell all your followers about SW? State your case and everyone will be on your side, especially since you delete all comments that don’t go along the lines of “They look fabulous! I just emailed you my request for more details. Can’t wait!” or “Judy, you’ve outdone yourself! x”
August 6th, 2010 at 9:05 am
“You wouldn’t know sarcasm if it slapped you in the face.”
Wow. You’re absolutely right. I stand corrected.
Oh and speaking of comment censoring, since some people can apparently dish it out but not take it, Gretchen aka Dolly Python wants me to let you know that when she gets out of yoga and if she’s not too busy, she’ll be back…this time with a different e-mail.
August 6th, 2010 at 11:12 am
OMG, you are “doing something right” if you are featured in a fashion magazine?
Way to aim high. WTF.
August 6th, 2010 at 11:44 am
I like this photo of me better. Its what happens when you eat too much ice cream!! LOVE YOU GUYS!! Thanks for the entertainment. Some of the best relationships in my life started out on the wrong foot. Try to have an open mind. You enjoy life a lot more. Try not to get so mad about things you cannot control. (Not good for you bbs!!) You are welcome at Dolly Python ANY TIME.
August 6th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
First thing is first: I love this blog, and I love SW’s posts to death. I love all of the drama and the battles between the commenters.
Second, NO ONE should be insulting SW in relation to her personal life. That is just below the belt and extremely cruel.
…but I also think it’s below the belt to call Sea fat. Below the belt is below the belt. If you want to challenge fashion, don’t perpetuate one body type.
August 6th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I like people who think fashion is all one big joke. Have you not seen “The Devil Wears Prada?” Everytime you put on a pair of sweatpants, you’re making a fashion statement, whether you’d like to admit it or not. Just like when Anne Hathaway’s character thinks just because she’s wearing a frumpy blue sweater, she doesn’t “care” about the frivolities of the fashion world.
Here’s what I see as the funny thing about this whole thread. You mock fashion, but most of you seem to have read Jane’s blog long and well enough to hate on her, her mother (who truly is looking out for her daughters and wants them to be successful like most parents do), and her take on style. To me that says you care enough about fashion to mock someone whose tastes don’t suit your own. So don’t act all fucking high and mighty like fashion is soooooo beaneath you. If you know so much about what good taste is (cockroaches aren’t, so say the masses on here) then let’s see what the fuck you’re all wearing! Oh right, I forgot you all don’t care about silly stuff like that. It’s about being “conspicuous consumers” and wasting money on shoes. Hey, some really fucking rich people waste their money on drugs, hookers, and commiting white collar crime. Why aren’t you making fun of them?
Anytoots, here’s a message from my sponsor Gretchen, since she’s been blacklisted from posting here:
“I like this photo of me better. Its what happens when you eat too much ice cream!! LOVE YOU GUYS!! Thanks for the entertainment. Some of the best relationships in my life started off on the wrong foot. Try to have an open mind. You enjoy life a lot more. Try not to get so mad about things you cannot control. (Not good for you bbs!) You are welcome at Dolly Python ANYTIME.”
Gretchen would also like to point out the hypocrisy in her being censored from this thread as it was mentioned above that Jane chose to remove comments from her blog. She also wishes to thank you for the free advertising.
August 6th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Her comment posted an hour before yours, Monique. No one is being censored…
August 6th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
monique. proper grammar doesn’t exist at all. idiotic expression DOES though.
love from,
mediocre, bored wasteful cunt, outclassed 21 year old who’s great grandmother has been somehow out dressed out of her shit by judy aldridge.
deedee just tossed in her grave. she was a spunky old broad from new hampshire- this vitriol would be offensive to her.
or something.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
either way, we’ve all got to agree that anyone arguing their position and loyalties is exercising their brain a lot more than when they are surfing through endless fashion and gossip sites.
I don’t see how thats negative at all. Some of the greatest and most influential works of philosophy and literature were CRITIQUES.
Im not saying we’re writing masterpieces about icecream and cockroaches or anything, but its better than OMG I LOVE THAT SHINY THING YOU SNAPPED UP ON EBAY.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
(I’ve never come across such stuck up bitches with pounds of sand in their cunts. Wears me out big time)
August 6th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
theresa – But we are writing masterpieces! Let’s just admit it!
Monique – WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
OMG! Gretchen is being opressed!! (Betcha she doesn’t even know from where that little gem is!). WHORE!
Monique – WHORE!
@theresa – Shiny thing?? Where?!!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Gretchen told me her e-mail was marked as spam and that she hadn’t been able to post with a different e-mail address so I guess her IP address was logged. Hmmmmmmm. Anyways, her message to you all this time is that “the pounds of sand in your cunts must be painful.” I think she might be right. You might want to get that checked out.
And on a final note
August 6th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Monique – TL;DR…except:
“It’s impossible to beat people who have nothing better to do all day than to sit here and troll comments for any possible chance they get to validify their closemindedness. Plus all your “witty” retorts are boring”
Awww, Monique, you shouldn’t be so critical of yourself.
Monique obviously has no idea what irony is. Hey, Monique, irony = your post.
Oh…yeah…WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Monique – WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Wow… Monique is dumb. Who’s talking about hating fashion? Since when Sea of Jane became a synonym of fashion? Shit Monique… if you’re going to say stupid stuff here, at least try to keep it in topic, don’t be such a douche.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Nati – Just say WHORE! You’re going to like it, you’ll see xo
August 6th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Oh my my!! I forgot about that for a moment!
Yo, Monique! WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Monique–
You’re correct. Most of us are conspicuous consumers. But there is a difference between buying and wearing a piece of expensive clothing, and broadcasting that purchase over the Internet. Sea’s blog is concerned almost exclusively with her ostentatious lifestyle. That leaves her open to ridicule.
I don’t think Gretchen was ever blocked from leaving posts here; she was asked to stop leaving them. Don’t compare this to Sea’s removing the comments section from her blog.
I’m sorry you have to live in Texas. No matter how rich you are, it sucks there.
And now onto the important stuff:
Dear Sea,
Hello. Like others here, I think you have great skin. Use SPF 50+ to keep it great.
I think the best question anyone has ever posed to you is the one SW posed above: Do you ever wonder what you would think about if you weren’t wealthy?
I suggest you ponder that for a while. Seriously. Turn off your computer, put away your shoes, sit your ass down on your Starck Ghost Chair, and imagine what you would be thinking about if you weren’t rich. What would you do if you weren’t rich? Art? Would you design clothing? Would you read more books and fewer fashion blogs?
I don’t read your blog enough to know if you graduated from high school this year, but if you did, I hope you’re considering college. I think you’d like it. Especially if you went somewhere thousands of miles from your mother and the state of Texas. It would probably be good to get away from Ronnie, too. I kind of get the feeling he’s not into you in any sort of romantic or sexual way; he wants to *be* you.
Love,
Marky
August 6th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I will not condone Monique’s comment, but would like to add that I do love that particular scene in The Devil
August 6th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I like the how the rest of my previous post has mysteriously disappeared. But we aren’t censoring anything on here, right?
Most of you probably learned what irony is from that Alanis Morrisette song. Regardless, you’re still a bunch of sorry old
August 6th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I will not condone Monique’s comment, but would like to add that I do love that particular scene in The Devil
August 6th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Re: “they must be doing something right”: yes, of course they do, they buy, buy, buy and buy – which matches exactly the goal of these magazines and their editors – to sell, sell, sell – would it be cockroach necklaces, stupid croc bags or anything by “Al” Wang. By the way, the fact that Kanye West or Karl Lagerfeld like someone’s blog does not impress me that much. None of them is exactly a Nobel Prize winner or Mahatma Ghandi.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Whore!
I love it!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I really am liking Gretchen.
She’s fun.
Too bad Texas is too damned hot for me.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
And, oh yeah.
Everyone is a whore.
So there.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Kathleen – WHORE!
August 7th, 2010 at 12:18 am
Hey Sea and Mom: Unemployment in the U.S. is at almost 10% and underemployment is more than double that. And that’s all I got to say about that.
August 8th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Monique – I have the best fucking dress sense I know AND I have a fucking closet that will make you drop down dead with jealousing so please dont presume that all of SW’s fans shop at The Limited yeah? Also what the fucking does this mean “Don’t live in fucking glass house if your shit stinks.” I think your getting your proverbs mixed up love. What the fuck does that even mean?? I think you dont think your shit stinks and you’re getting confused babe.
August 8th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Oh and SW, my boyfriend is on your fucking side – and he rocks, and all you trolls better be scared cos he dont take fools gladly…
August 9th, 2010 at 9:47 am
To me looks like “Sea of Shoes” does too much of photo retouching (infamous shine) and enhancing; she always says “I’m editing my pictures for hours/days” (poor girl). Anyhow who cares, there are better and more popular blogs to focus on. Ciao.
August 10th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Come on you guys, be nice, Monique obviously can’t help it that she was repeatedly dropped on her head as a child.
August 11th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Wow! What a bunch of misinformed, unaware, ignorant, jealous, caddy, moronic, low-life, scum bag, judgmental, RETARDS. I have known Jane for some time now and I CAN SAY, SINCE I ACTUALLY KNOW HER…. that ALL of you who are casting negative judgement are ALL WRONG. First of all, most of what you are all saying isn’t even correct information!!!!!!!!!! Get your shit straight before you go attacking someone you DONT EVEN KNOW! Jane is a BEAUTIFUL, WELL SPOKEN, KIND, SMART, CREATIVE, HUMBLE, YOUNG WOMAN. I have had the pleasure of meeting her mom and sister as well and NONE of them deserve your BEATINGS! You can all go suffocate IN NEGATIVITY with THE DEVIL…. SISTER WOLF!!!! YALL ARE CREEPS!
August 11th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Jessica – Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Caddy, too??
August 11th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
bahahahaha! misspelling a word is the least of my worries you sorry, old, CATTY, hag. this is fun. you are miserable…….. why don’t you stop being a puss and put ALL OF GRETCHEN’S COMMENTS? HUH?
August 11th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Jessica – One day you will will be in your 50s. From the looks of you now, you will be much more of a hag. Start dieting right now. p.s This comment moderation is the business! You’re done here, you fucking moron.
August 12th, 2010 at 2:52 am
Annemarie – thanks! Are you serious about the Molly likeness? I’ve never had that before. But I do love Molly so I’ll take that as a compliment if it was meant as one.
August 12th, 2010 at 2:59 am
And I’m very worried by all this reference to 4chan, I thought that was purely the pursuit of spotty teenagers and balding socially challenged types with no constructive outlet. Or so I’ve been told…..
August 12th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
http://abovethefraymag.com/features/12-cat6/242-sea-of-shoes-a-atlantis-home-mother-daughter-chat-with-above-the-fray
August 13th, 2010 at 2:54 am
Oh Jessica….it was going so well until YALL. I hope Jane is nice to you.
And Georgia, I can’t quite tell if the person who included the phrase ‘boundless creativity’ in the title was gently mocking Sea and Mom. It’s just such a deeply sarcastic-sounding phrase.
August 13th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Redheadfashionista-
The whole thing made them come across as pretentious arses IMO, it seems like they have changed their tune a bit. Find it strange how they basically say they project a fantasy and don’t really live like that when they do . .
Love your site btw
August 13th, 2010 at 8:07 pm
I dunno, I like the cockroach. I have dead butterflies myself. And yeah, if I had any $ I’d go for the Chanel Yeti collection– though probably not the scary pants unless I was going to the arctic circle..
August 24th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Its better to be kind than it is to be right, bitches.
-dylan hollingsworth
August 24th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Dylan – Who are the bitches, in your opinion??
August 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Let me rephrase my previous comment just so I don’t get any more ridiculous anon hater comments on my own blog …I didn’t mean Jane was a “side show circus act” …I meant her blog was as riveting as one …meaning you can’t stop watching.
Apologies to anyone who didn’t understand my comment and was butt hurt over it.
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:41 pm
im with you on a lot of issues but i think janes issue is a bit off….
December 9th, 2010 at 2:38 am
Have a great day! Thanks for sharing. :0
December 17th, 2010 at 4:10 am
hahahahaha oh god this made my day! hahaha can’t stop laughing