I Won, So There!

After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at Fashion Intel! Yay! I haven’t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize.

Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery 29 contests, like it was proof positive of my lonely boring wretched life as a guilt-ridden old crone with no purpose in life.

Fuck you, bitch! My purpose was winning a watch and now I’ve done it.

Why I didn’t win the latest Refinery 29 contest where you had to describe your “steamiest seduction story” is a total mystery, though.   My story was by far the least nauseating. Oh well.

In any case, it has been exhausting to read the hate mail that’s been pouring in this week. If you’re a raving moron who can’t spell “you’re” but you like the word “vitriol,” I know I’ll be hearing from you.   But try to remember: You can’t hurt me and you can’t shut me up.

Love, xo SW

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79 Responses to “I Won, So There!”

  1. Kathleen Says:

    I’m glad to see the Baron-Cohen test. Usually when I take these male/female brain tests, I find out I’m apparently male. At least with this I get to be a female who may have Asperger’s. I’ve not been diagnosed with it, but indications tend to point that way.

  2. kellie Says:

    Congrats on the win!!!
    And I am so glad to be a regular psychopath. I now have a purpose in life.

  3. carissa Says:

    pretty sure you’ll still look like a sad, lonely, ugly, old loser with that watch. butt really, congrats. hope it fills the void. what now?

  4. Sister Wolf Says:

    carissa – Whoa, you Texas gals really play dirty. Why do you people use fake names and proxy servers, though?

    I can see your other comments as “ariella”.

    and here’s your email: ariluvstx@gmail.com

    Next bitch that the aldridges send over here will be outed as well. Now I have to eat dinner. xo

  5. Miggs Says:

    Dang, I got a 35 on the Baron-Cohen test. Might explain a few things.

  6. Miggs Says:

    Dang, I got a 35 on the Baron-Cohen autism test. Might explain a few things.

  7. Miggs Says:

    Arg, repeats.

  8. Sister Wolf Says:

    Miggs – Well, I got a 4 on the male-brain. A four!!! It’s like I’m missing the whole lobe! I am a total girlie brain. They need to invent a word for it. It’s like reverse autism and it can be quite debilitating.

  9. Make Do Style Says:

    Loved the test
    got 25 average on Systemise (? can’t read my handwriting this is bad!) test
    got 67 above average on empathy test
    got 9 low on Autism test
    got 26 typical on mind eye test

    hope you enjoyed dinner x

  10. aine Says:

    Those seduction stories are so cringeworthy but awesome. Seriously i didnt think i’d see anyone as massively self involved and unaware as Naomi Campbell this week but I was so wrong. For example “we were, in an odd way the bastions of hope”, YOU’RE AT A WEDDING, TWO PEOPLE HAVE JUST SWORN TO STAY TOGETHER FOREVER! But yeah totally whats a public sign of commitment compared to two horny guests, one of whom is dressed like a stripper.
    Congrats on the watch it’s beautiful and never ever shut up!

  11. Kathy Says:

    Sister Wolf I’m a long time reader and find your site hilarious. There are far too many haters here of late. Surely the wonder of the internet is its democratizing power, however said power can end up in the hands of morons who don’t get your humour. I hope you continue to write about whatever you please, irksome to some and enjoyable to others, me included. x

  12. mutterhals Says:

    Ha ha, I started a trend!

  13. Kath Says:

    BAHAHAHAHA as if SW will ever shut the fuck up, narcissists never do nor do they ever have insight into their appalling behavior. SW problem with the Aldridge family goes way back in time when she met Judy briefly when they were both young, I doubt Judy remembers SW but SW became pathologically obsessed and jealous of Judy. This is a common feature of narcissistic personality disorder, a engulfing irrational envy. It stems from the fact that SW really knows she is an insignificant person with an empty inner life, look at how she can’t even connect to the death of her own son and how she shifts the blame to someone else. It is pathetic and sad but she rarely will ever feel this, the only thing she feels is narcissistic rage directed at those who make her realise what kind of a person she really is either those close to her, Simone or those she hardly knows like Judy who represent everything she really wants to be.
    SW is a very sick individual who will never seek help nor acknowledge the damage she does to those close to her, I pray everyday for your younger son that he will be strong enough to withstand the horror of you as a mother!!

    (You are insane! SW)

  14. votum Says:

    I really don’t know how anyone can comment on someone else’s life, accuse them of having no emotion and then use a fucking emoticon! Wow — deep!

  15. Ann Says:

    You know what’s funny is that not too many months ago, Mutterhals would stop by on occasion and be a normal, contributing commenter on this very blog. I won’t engage in ever-tiresome armchair psychology and assume what he (who claims to be a she) is doing more recently with the tedious one-liners, nor will I do the same for any of you trolls’ pathetic attempts at 3 seconds of internet notoriety. I will say that your novice efforts at anonymous internet bullying have actually become wildly hilarious, though.

  16. Kapaali Says:

    I don’t understand the haters. This blog is very clearly named “Godammit, I’m Mad!” and if you’ve been reading it for even a short time you can see that SW has plenty to be mad about. But here’s the thing: IT’S THE INTERNET…IT’S NOT MANDATORY. If you don’t like it, go read some other blog where you won’t get your feelings hurt. cuteoverload.com is nice.

    And for the record? A woman in her fifties IS NOT OLD, YOU ASSHOLES (and no, before you ask, I’m not in my fifties…I’m 30.)

  17. ariella CARISSA villa Says:

    wow. thanks for the shout out. carissa is my middle name. i posted previously with my full name. i’m not hiding my identity. fyi: i also go by ari. i’m not hiding. but i sure do appreciate you giving my email out. real ethical. but what else should i expect from the likes of such a bitter, hateful person.

  18. Alicia Says:

    I don’t get it…a bunch of more of less anonymous folks come by…on their own time…to talk shit to a woman and group of people who clearly don’t give a fuck about them.

    SW doesn’t need your attention and the regulars do this for fun (hauls of the mutter included). All these new folks seem way too emotionally invested and the psychological pretense/”yer jealz”/”hating on”/ commentary they bring is incredibly boring.

    I’m waiting with bated breath for you all to leave so we can go back to 60-70 comment threads without having to trudge through your bullshit in the process.

    It’s the internet. Not that serious, y’all.

  19. Alicia Says:

    Oh, and I got a 33 on the Systemizing Quotient test. I’ll be back with more results.

  20. MightayMightay Says:

    HAHAHAHA! Trolls who are illiterate AND non-internet-savvy. How did we get so “blessed”??? And then to have one of them whine about having an email exposed. Utterly priceless. I’ll be laughing all day.

    Anyway – congrats on the watch, Sister Wolf!

  21. Alicia Says:

    For Empathy, I got a 33; on Autisim Spectrum, a 13; Mind in the Eyes, a 28.

    What do I win? Please say it’s more ice cream. =D

  22. Sister Wolf Says:

    ariella – WHORE!

  23. patni Says:

    Before i shout whore, I just need to add that can we be ageist too? I don’t really like the young bubble headed tooth picks who still bleed once a month. They have nothing to talk about.
    Whore!

  24. Marky Says:

    I’m loving on your Refinery contest entries. I’m loving on them hard.

  25. Angelica Says:

    “SW problem with the Aldridge family goes way back in time when she met Judy briefly when they were both young, I doubt Judy remembers SW but SW became pathologically obsessed and jealous of Judy.”

    hahahahaha! Sounds like someone accidentally OD’d on their prescription medication.

  26. Suzanne aka Punk Glam Queen Says:

    Nice watch! I’m glad entering these contests finally paid off and brought you a little joy! Luckily for me watches go haywire on me and I can’t wear them. So no “curating” of watches for me! Screw the hate mailers!
    XXX
    Suzanne (finally catching up after being away — got to hang with those faboo Queens Marie and Michelle, definitely the highlight of my holiday!)

  27. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    ‘Steamiest seduction story’? Hope everyone signed release forms for those…what a weird thing to ask for….

  28. birdie Says:

    I prefer the word castigated to vitriol… Which initially, I spelled like Petrol and realized that the motherfuckin’ INTERNETS has spell check. Way to go internets.

  29. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Kath – Christ, what a bitch.

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