Let’s Try Something New
Ahem. Let the meeting come to order!
First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be fifty seven this month and I fucking rule. See me arm wrestling above, at a family gathering a couple of weeks ago.
Face it! I just rule. It’s not my fault that I didn’t over-pluck my eyebrows, I didn’t like staying out in the sun, I didn’t fuck up my hair and I was just lucky that way. This rampant ageism among the nice people who have recently come aboard is very sad. They are terrified of aging but that’s not my fault either. In any case, that particular weapon is useless here. Thanks anyway!
Second: An excitable woman in Texas has taken it upon herself to rally her Good Ol Gals on facebook to come here and cause mischief. The woman is a pal of Sea and Mom. Here is her best comment thus far:
Now we know more than we wanted to know about Sea’s appraisal of me. She is welcome to perseverate on female genitalia, as she does on her “other” blog. Just not mine.
As it turns out, poor Mom is also preoccupied with me as evidenced by a histrionic screed that she left as a comment, using a proxy server. Her comment was particular shocking, coming from a mother, but obviously our ideas of morality are very different. At least she got Sea to delete this “thought:”
Grief, shoes, it’s all the same to some people. Scary but true.
~
Now, here is my thinking. I have been committed to a blog that is free of censorship. But this orchestrated attempt to waste my time is annoying my real readers. So, how about one of these strategies:
1. When some lunatic leaves a comment that slanders me ( in the true sense of slander) we shall respond to them with the word “WHORE!” For example, “Dumbbell” writes “LOL sister wolf, your an old old old anus with no sole” the response from faithful readers shall be “WHORE!”
or
2. I will just allow the first two lines of every slanderous comment and delete the rest. That way, “Judy under a fake name” can write: “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty lonely bad mother crazy as a loon and even reading my freaking ebay curations and you make me so sick and you hate on and your just so old and why don’t you get a life you horrible old thing and bab bad mother who doesnt know how to grieve like we do in Texas you old old older-than-me narcissist narcissist bla bla bla bla” but it will be shortened to “sister wolf you make me sick, bile vitriol, venom, old old old empty”
Well, these are my ideas for now.
Tags: crazy people, eyebrows, people who are jealous of Sister Wolf
August 6th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Down with ageism and up with real eyebrows!
August 6th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
oh, but can’t we do both?
It would be great fun to see the slanderous comments shortened down to nearly incomprehensible opening lines, and then we all shout “WHORE!” “WHORE!!!” afterwards.
It would be like an experimental poetry slam with audience participation. I want to go there.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Could you create a shrine to stupid? I vote for an entire page dedicated to these amazing comments, so that we can all enjoy them. Sometimes I don’t check back for comments, and I miss the old old old vitriol.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Natalie – YAY!
lindsey – YES! Good idea, we will have both. xo
Penny – Yeah, I have considered putting it all on a separate page called Vitriol ‘n Venom.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Damn, I have been missing all the comment excitement! Where have I been? I like the “whore” option.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I like Penny’s idea.
Can there also be a page that outlines the meaning of “conspicuous consumption” and how it differs from consumption and liking fashion, basic grammar rules, and a brief history of satire? One that would be required reading for any new person?
I think that would be helpful.
August 6th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I’m with Lindsey. Both, please.
Above and beyond anything else, and this I know you need not be reminded of, but this is YOUR blog, do whatever the fuck you want!
August 6th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Alicia – Hahahahhahaha, that’s a big requirement. It would be enough if they could just spell “you’re”
Ann – Yeah, but my readers are my joy, you know, after ice cream and coffee. xoxo
August 6th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I too am with Lindsey. There’s something very satisfying about “yelling” WHORE at idiots.
I’m also with Alicia. We’ll need to definitions for satire and irony.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
you fucking rule.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
R – Hahahahhahaha, Judy, you can’t even remember that YOU are supposed to be R! I wish that you and your kid weren’t so obsessed with masturbating. Can’t you guys just have sex? You wont believe thhis, but it’s EVEN BETTER with another person!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
R – WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@R – WHORE! MORON! Fuck off, Ronnie, you illiterate anal wart.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Oh, this is too good. I’ve been longing for a reason to use the word WHORE more frequently, and R has just set me up…
WHORE!!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
WHORE!!!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
HelOnWheels – R is Mom of shoes, using a proxy server (R (IP: 96.31.65.82 , server.proxyrod.com)
Audi – It feels good, doesn’t it?!?
August 6th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Sister Wolf, I just wanted to say that I enjoy your posts and you look fabulous! I just don’t get these trolls, seemingly you are not allowed to speak freely on your own blog but they can be self-righteous and post vile comments on your blog (plus the obsession with the nether-regions is quite disturbing). Double standards methinks. Carry on posting, as the email with the link to one of your new posts is something I look forward to at the end of a working day! Perhaps as well as WHORE we could fluctuate the replies, I’d like to suggest fuckwits!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Oh, my mistake, SW. Must correct this mistaken identity issue ASAP:
R – WHORE!! Fuck off, Judy, you anal wart!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
That is a gorgeous picture of you up there!
Oh, and WHORE!!!! to R.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
WHORE R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Judy is pathetic. How does she find the time to troll? What with shopping and pimping out her daughter. Whore!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
The double standards of the trolls on this blog astound me.
To people who ‘hate on’ Sister Wolf, I suggest you reflect on your behaviour.
To R (whoever you may be): Learn to bloody write, or at least self-edit!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
SW, why are all your trolls so obsessed with your vag? are your ladyflaps goldplated, or perhaps the answer to life the universe and everything?
how asphyxiatingly rad are you? totally loving *ON* you.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Well Sister Wolf, you know you’ve made it when you get the shoes to mention you by name in a social networking site.
@ R: DUMB WHORE!!! (you’re supposed to be R, idiot!)
August 6th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I agree with the suggested retort (WHORE!) because you have already stated your position and why you blog about what you blog, and the majority of us are in agreement with it – and we have stated and defended our views several times over, and over, and over. WE all know why we’re here. Let them read the back entries while we move on to something else!
Also, for the sake of not having an entire screen literred with the word ‘WHORE!’ (although I admit that could be fun, at least at first) perhaps one ‘WHORE!’ per annoying commenter would be enough? Whoever gets in first gets to dish it out! Then consider that commenter dealt with. Unless they are persistent and return for more – in which case, the more ‘WHORE!’s they get, the better. Possibly prefaced with something like ‘STUPID’.
You’re so beautiful Sister Wolf! I thought this before and continue to do so. I’m very partial to a black hair/pale skin combination.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I bet Jane masturbates to this: http://www.google.co.cr/images?q=ecchi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=es&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=455
August 6th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
No, it is certainly not “Mom of Shoes”.
Someone protecting a good friend.
You are clearly oblivious to what a total nut-job you look like right now. I imagine if you lived anywhere near them, you’d be banging on their windows and howling at them.
That’s the exact mental image I’ve gotten from this all along. But it doesn’t take a psychiatrist to realize that this has little to do with Jane & Judy. At the end of the day, its all about you, baby.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Even though you clearly have nothing to do but stalk them AROUND THE FUCKING CLOCK.
August 6th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
R – I CAN SEE YOUR IP YOU IDIOT! it is 89.238.154.118 , 89.238.154.118 and it’s different from all the other posts from R! You are now posing as R! Jesus! WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Sister Wolf – I’m off for the weekend, loved this post. You are the best. Xx
R – WHORE!!
August 6th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
….in that case
R “The Poser” – WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
At least Judy and her daughter are close unlike you and Max!!! You weren’t there for him and that is the tragedy you have
August 6th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I was going to say – much as I read your blog, I’d rather not picture your vagina as frequently
August 6th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
@Kerry: WHORE!!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Kerry – stupid whore.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I used to like this blog but it has really degenerated, in the last few weeks, into some sort of
August 6th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Comments are cutting off, by the way. Is that just my laptop?
August 6th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Some people can be nasty on here, including you SW, but if you have a blog I guess that comes with the territory, you have to take the good with the bad. I am a little surprised that you won’t be publishing everything people say, why is that and why have you resorted to censorship on a blog that has always expounded free speech and criticized that silly cow SOS for blocking comments! Please don’t go down the slippery path of censorship, the haters will eventually get bored and go away to play somewhere else. I am a little disappointed you have gone down this route
August 6th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Can we get back to the good ol’ days of Cunt of the Week?
I’m sick of Sea, her whorish mother, her gay boyfriend, and the cretinous assholes who feel the need to defend her ostentatious parvenu lifestyle.
Wait! I just thought of something: We should all post as R!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I was wrong all along. Sea is a vapid girl, and her mother is ruining her life.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Yes, you do rule!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I still want to get back to Cunt of the Week. Refinery contests, too!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
maybe if you had paid as much attention to Max as you do to your blog……
August 6th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
My apologies…I’m a fucking idiot.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Cara – even more stupid whore, but at least concise.
By the way, is all this utterly boring crap started by a fucking COCKROACH necklace – oops, sorry, by entymology?
August 6th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
“the haters will eventually get bored and go away to play somewhere else.”
Catt, that’s the point. Most of these people clearly don’t get it and need to go away. As Elizette said above, things have been clearly explained several times over. They have nothing to contribute and, as such, are of no use.
Well, except to bait the use of “WHORE!”
August 6th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I CAN SEE YOUR IP, I CAN SEE YOUR IP!!!!! WTF is going on here, have you lost your mind?? This used to be a
August 6th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Wow. You are a sad, saaaaaaaaaaaad person.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Sister, you are this old whores HERO!!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Sweet Sister Wolf, please stop showing me how pretentious I am. The nouveau riche can’t help but to buy everything with a designer label to show the have-nots to how much better we are than them.
But they love it! They defend us! Why should we stop?!?!
August 6th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
My apologies to everyone but I am a stupid whore who is jealous of every successful woman because my life is sad and pathetic .
(this is a troll, not Cricket9, just clarifying, SW)
August 6th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I ignored my son and look at what happened, I guess I am the whore
(of course, this is not me, Sister Wolf, but a troll who persists in spamming with obscene comments, very very tragic individual)
August 6th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Seriously I can’t believe that people are so rabidly pro-Sea that they would dare say you weren’t there for your son or whatever other crap they say. It just shows just how truly lacking in humanity they really are. YOU are the scum, people, yes, you. May you never have to go through whatever personal hell SW is dealing with, if you ever do, you will think to yourself – at some point in time – why did I say that shit to that person? How could I have felt that? It’s really sadly obvious that life has not dealt you anything remotely devastating or if it has you are just too shallow to have a soul.
So what if she is talking shit about your lavish lifestyle. Get over it. Laugh it off and get on with your money parade.
Just because SW says mean things, the truth hurts, Sea and Judy spend at least $50K monthly on ugly clothes and nice shoes and do nothing good for anyone. Do they even know that poverty exists? I would forgive them their sickness if they at least did something charitable once in a while. And no, giving away an ugly chair painted by your sister doesn’t count. Sorry Sea & Mom, you put your enormously wasteful expenditures on a blog for all the world to see without ever acknowledging that you care about anything else, you deserve the nasty comments. Even a richie-rich like Kanye West gives shout-outs to the poor. You do nothing. It’s fucking gross.
Sister – you can dish it out and take it so I don’t need to stick up for you, but I will anyway. The shit talking about you and your kids is fucked beyond, and more hateful and debased than any snide remarks any of us have made about Sea Sick, etc. Love your blog, it’s the shit.
And wait – I don’t get this business about the tweet being about Giselle B. when it says ‘Sister Wolf in her time of grief’ wtf?
August 6th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
I will tell my Texas clan to keep coming here even though they claim to have better things to do. They will do our bidding. The shoes give us power beyond measure.
August 6th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
This shit has just got way too weird for me, the comments are becoming a little insane, so laters haters
August 6th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Aw come on Cailin, the comments are just getting good. If this is too weird for you how do you feel about YouTube?
August 6th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
You fucking Rule Sister Wolf! keep it up lady \m/
August 6th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Ew – I’m not sure if “Cailin” is a Whore or just a big baby. But thanks for representing the Sanity Brigade, xo
August 6th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
“Why have comments if you only print the supportive ones?!? What’s the point?” – sister wolf
August 6th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I think a troll rule is in order. You put up with them a lot longer than I would have done SW, I suggest you just Delete and be damned, myself.
On an entirely unrelated note – I am sad that Lawrence Fishburnes daughter Montana has made a sex tape as a way to become famous. What the hell is it with fame?
August 6th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
haha SW I guess I’m just a big baby
August 6th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I just want to apologize. I am just a fat whore who needs to win points with the aldridge family who once invited me to dinner.
Being a fat whore makes me feel bad about myself so I lash out. I really dont’ know any better.
I vote Republican because I keep thinking they are on my side, you know, like joe the plumber. That’s why I am spending my time trolling here.
I wish I was a woman with an inner life. I even wish I had kids instead of just making fun of grief.
Just forgive me for being so stupid.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
wait, I’m a whore. I’m all confused.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I hate myself for being a nobody. why was I ever born?
August 6th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
SW you can dish it but you can’t take it and a hypocrite as well
“Why have comments if you only print the supportive ones?!? What’s the point?” – sister wolf
Boo you whore!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Aishling that is just fucking mean to say that about someone who committed suicide. I’m sorry SW that you had to read that
August 6th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Oops wait, you ARE printing the mean ones, you are just keeping them brief, ohhhhhh, sorry! I’m just a whore!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
oh no, now I’m trying to ge tto you by saying “suicide” I must be insane, forgive me everyone, I dont even have kids
August 6th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Can I be forgiven too? Please? I’m just a crazy troll!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Me too, I need help, that’s why I stoop to drag in someone’s family tragedy, I am just too nuts to tap into my humanity, sorry!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
WTF is going on here and why are people bothering to copy each others names, so fucking purile and odd. I guess someone will copy my name and say I am a whore, so funny and intelligent
August 6th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Ew- Seriously, that tweet had nothing to do with that whore Gisele! What a bunch of crap. And enough with the babies. This shit is hilarious. On with more whores!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
purile? If you’re gonna use a 10 point word at least spell it correctly. Puerile. But you did get the definition/context right so I’ll give you back 5 points and call you a whore. In my own name. Which is not my real name. Sally.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Someone needs to contact child services and get your younger son taken away from you before you do the damage you did you Max you psycho bitch.
PS you were a shit mother to him
August 6th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
concepta… WHORE!
I’m sorry, but when in the hell has SisterWolf done anything to mock people who are going through a lot. What is the most Sea and Mom of Sea gone through? They broke a heel? She has been open about her feelings the whole time. It’s so much easier to hide behind a computer screen then to own up to this shit in real life. You think it’s okay to make fun of her? You’re using her pain as a way to build yourselves up. Fuck off you damn lot. Go fap off to some more pictures of little girls with daddy issues whose mommies can only try to remake their shattered youth.
Carol, I still think you should run! All of us here at SW would gladly let you crash on our couches for a while til you find an awesome family to live with. You’ve got more skills anyway.
SisterWolf, I love you. You are an amazingly resilient woman. You are my hero, for taking this shit. You stay classy SW, stay classy.
wait, one more for good measure: WHORES!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Getting a little personal there connconn. This indicates that you are less than aware of what’s right and wrong to say anonymously on the interwebs. If you do know SW why don’t you sit down and say this to her face. That’s what human beings do.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Now now, Sister Wolf, I thought that editing the negative comments was a blogging faux pas. What gives?
Karen
August 6th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
connconn – Please call the authorities. You need some help. I’m sorry about whatever was done to you to make you this way. Let me know how I can help you.
August 6th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
JUDY ALDRIDGE: WHORE.
escape, Jane! Escape!!! Run away to New York!
August 6th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Oh, lawdy … I actually shop at Gretchen’s place. Things are getting dicey in TX.
I still hope Jane gets to get away & go to college. Carol too! SeaMom will find things to do & Gretchen’s place rocks, her pooches too.
AND, I still love this blog!! Arm wrestlers & all …
August 6th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Seriously what is the story SW? I thought you were all for free speech and letting the haters vent etc. Now you are obviously deleting comments because one minute it will have 88 comments then when I refresh it has 86, so I presume you are not only censoring but removing comments too. Next thing you will be issuing a statement saying you are no longer taking any comments. Please do not turn into Jane Aldridge, I thought you were better than them and could take a bit of crap from people
August 6th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I wish everyone would stop giving SW so much attention, this sort of crap whether it is positive or negative is a narcissists wet dream, I bet she is creaming her pants at all these comments. I suspect she is also behind some of the name duplication too, just to add fuel to her sick fire. Get help and realise what an insignificant worm you are
August 6th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
You all made my day totally cute.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Fiona – “a bit of crap?” Hahahahha! WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Dear troll, I may (or may not) be a whore but I’m not stupid. My life was at times sad and pathetic, but lately it’s wildly successful. For the record, the only woman I’m jealous of is Salma Hayek – sadly, I will never have her waistline. Other than that, I’m freakin’ pleased with myself, so there.
(this is Cricket9, not the troll).
August 6th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Hey Cricket did you finally get a bigger trailer at the park, congrats on your wildly successful life
August 6th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Maxine, you can start with yourself – don’t give SW blog attention please. We’ll all be happier without your attention. Oh, I forgot to add: whore. Have a cute day.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Why, thanks Mel, that’s awfully nice of you. Yes, I just moved to my huge new trailer. You have no idea what kind of big beautiful roaches we have here; I have to go to make some jewelry now, bye!
August 6th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Hey R/Judy/deadbugcatchers, whores and whoremongers,
Just so you know, this is the INTERNET.
And sometimes, on the INTERNET, people enjoy poking fun at other people’s blogs! Shocking concept, I know…….
I like that Jane’s ‘friends’ indicate she is mature. If she also has a modicum of intelligence (which I’m sure she does) then she would understand the majority of this internet banter is not a personal attack.
What is really telling is the fact that you ‘defenders’ and ’supporters’ keep coming back! I feel sorry for you that you GENUINELY don’t get it.
The ‘comments for Jane’ posts are not about jealousy, or misery, or bitterness.
They are also NOT about SW’s son.
In my opinion, people who cannot laugh at themselves (and react to any vaguely negative commentary on their existence) are also people who are not genuinely creative and only likely to relate to others on a very superficial level.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Who are these pathetic idiots??? I mean REALLY, it must just eat away at them that you have actual friends. Not just some vapid followers that just look at your pretty new things.
Things you covet today are tomorrows crap. THere is no amount of STUFF to fill the holes. Sea and her Mom may one day realize that. THings can look good on the outside and be shit on the inside.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Additionally, the people who say shit about your Max should have their emails published so that we can all send emails to them about our feelings on the situation.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Additionally, additionally-you should keep blocking peoples emails so that they are forced to find/created other accounts to be able to post.
THis will give them something else to do and think about besides shallow crap.
And may keep them out of your vagina too.
I didnt get the bags of sand reference from the other thread btw…
August 6th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I may be a whore to some of you but I would never stoop to the level of some people here who feel the need to insult a mother who has lost her son.
Kellie grow up and stop with the angry mob mentality, it is not cool to bombard people with insulting e mails just because they say crazy insensitive stuff, I would think less attention is the way to go about it.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
kellie – I don’t know why these trolls are so fixated on genitalia. It’s worrisome.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Seriously…the comments on this blog lately. I can’t even…I can’t even finish this sentence because I don’t even have words for the cruelty I am witnessing. SW can stand up for herself, but I am still totally appalled. Why would you (commenters like mel) turn her son’s death into a joke? Whether or not you know her, that is seriously fucked up.
…and then, on a totally different level, people are just blindly shouting WHORE. It’s bringing the content of this blog down. I miss the old Godammit, Godammit! Now I’m the one who’s mad.
Later bros.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Okay, I’m going to say this and be done. SW, I have only been reading your posts for less than a month but, you are a blogging inspiration. You say what you feel. You’re hilarious and witty. You call out insincerity and with humor you have called out certain bloggers, saying things we already think. Public figures have made themselves so. It’s YOUR blog and you can say whatever the hell you want. You’ve also gone through a loss most of us can’t begin to comprehend. You have sincerest of sympathy from the majority of your readers.
I don’t care how nasty you get. You have lost a child and honestly, If you told me that my mother was a diseased cock gobbling cunt, I’d have to brush it off right now. This isn’t to say that you shouldn’t be taken seriously… it’s just that others need to grow a pair and LET YOU BE right now.
Now is not the time for you to be attacked. You need to be uplifted and held and distracted when you need it. Sure this silliness and hatefulness is distracting but it’s just the worst kind of distraction. At least, that’s my opinion.
I hope that anyone who has been insulted or feels the need to lash out, will just walk away. Show some restraint, even if you feel that others aren’t. Be the bigger person, no matter what side you’re on.
Let’s bring some joy and love up in here!
Okay, enough of my hippie shit.
xoxo
August 6th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Katie – “brings the content down?” THIS ISN’T CONTENT, these are comments from lunatics. Since you have commented under a variety of names, I don’t even know what you want. Go away. thanks.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I assumed some of the previous comments were made by people who know SW which is very disturbing. It is less freaky when the crazies are just anonymous keyboard warriors but still very upsetting to read the level of cruelty.
Unfortunately this blog has been hijacked and has degenerated into weirdly excessive name calling, shame because it was very witty in the past
August 6th, 2010 at 5:50 pm
cailin – SHUT THE FUCK UP! JESUS! YOU ARE HIJACKING IT! I AM LETTING YOU GO! GO! SCRAM!
August 6th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
“Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides.” and “are a couple, but whoa, he is packing such a gigantic package, are you sure you’re up to this??” and “I hate you, you stupid moon-faced bitch.”
What’s all this about unfair personal attacks! SW loves to dish them out!
And while we talk about hypocrisy, SW berates Jane for buying things yet her every other post is about something “she can’t have”.
And well dang, while we’re at it, SW and all her defenders, what have you done to help those less fortunate? Or are you the less fortunate?
And this blog is supposed to be satire, I guess in a way it is. But if you really want to make fun of people do it with more humor and style. The lady that runs Regretsy is funny. You’re not.
To all her defenders. You guys are in what..your twenties? Do you too aspire to be a bitter old fifty seven year old woman with no job and who lives to bash other people? You know your mother would be very disappointed.
And I’m looking forward to being called a whore. Bring it on!
Karen
August 6th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Karen – WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Awwh, I feel better now.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I agree with Lara, vent all you want SW, we’re right there with you. Oh and Karen, get back to us when you are 57, post a pic and let us know how you are doing. SW has aged beautifully, and has recently undergone a loss beyond all belief. Please have a little respect. Also, many people are losing their jobs through no fault of their own. Conspicuous consuption is OUT.
August 6th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
LISTEN UP: I will never, ever, stop blogging. Ever. Got it? If you need to mention my son, you will just need to do it. I’m sorry you don’t understand right from wrong but I cannot help you with that.
You just can’t hurt me. You can only annoy me.
I am much, much stronger than you tragic sick trolls. I will never let you win. Never. It’s just not in my nature.
Carry on.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
karen you are brilliant!!! SW had no comeback except to call you a whore. Fuck I think she is losing it, she even abused that Cailin chick who was being nice to her. I am starting to really enjoy SW hypocrisy, it makes for such amusing reading.
Karen you forgot to to mention that she actually tries to get money from her devotees so not just a hypocrite but a scam artist too
August 6th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
WTF is going on??
Come on people, Sea of Asshole and Mommy Dearest aren’t worth this
Let’s just go back to making fun of them and not giving a fuck.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
@Nati Hell
That is what I was trying to say, but I didn’t do a very good job of it. Oh well. I’m sorry if I upset you SW.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Karen, actually I feed the homeless pretty regularly. It’s fun, you should try it sometime. I have volunteered at an animal shelter before). And during the holiday season, I love doing present drives for the needy (I like wrapping). All this is to say, that’s what I do as volunteer work (but that doesn’t stop me from loving some designer clothes). You asked, I told.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
WTF!! I go away for some dinner and mojitos and the whorish trolls invade. Bunch of disgusting low-lives whose parents should have been given parental fitness exams before allowed to birth the is what these cunts are.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I think that if we are forced to focus on genitals, I would like to focus on the bits I dont have.
Bollocks, cock etc.
It is a bit boring to have to think about what I have already…
August 6th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Cailin=WHORE
August 6th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Fuck I’m glad someone mentioned the botox addiction SW has, I because I know her I know this is a fact, so own up to it bitch. Oh and your hair is fucked up and when you see the ends close up they are vile. Everyone who knows SW jokes about her hair behind her back
August 6th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Aja you are a regular saint, fuck how do you cope with the halo on your head, does it give you headaches?
August 6th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Mary – Hahahahha! Botox! So, you think I should forbid comments about my son? would that work, you stupid whore?
Have fun I need to eat dinner now. co
August 6th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Oh, sassy, you pathetic WHORE. You sad, sad, dirty WHORE.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:18 pm
I would like to dedicate this beautiful song to Karen, Alex, Mary and all other Sea of Shoes supporters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKs94E10pUc
August 6th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
“Karen you forgot to to mention that she actually tries to get money from her devotees so not just a hypocrite but a scam artist too”
Oh yeah, the patron button. SW what song will you write for me if I give you fifty bucks? It better have whore in it somewhere.
Love,
Karen
August 6th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
What a great thread. I believe Sister Wolf has won this round again.
Might I suggest disemvoweling the trolls? That always puts a smile on my face.
Keep on rocking in the free world Sister.
xoxo
August 6th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
sassy – HAHAHAHHAHA! My hair fucking rules!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Mary…did you ever stop to think that people may ALREADY talking about her son? Because they are. People are speaking about a woman’s dead son to get back at her for talking shit about a girl and a resin covered roach on a blog.
But SHE’s the sociopath.
I’ll defend everyone’s right to have and express an opinion, in favor of or in dissent, but some of this.shit.here…is just crazy.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
@Ma – Will you adopt me?! That was brilliant!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
I was laughing at Ma’s comment as well. That was the most amazing thing I’ve seen all day. And I’ve seen a lot.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Ellie – Take that broomstick out of your ass and fly away from here, you vile piece of whoreish excrement.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
HelOnWheels, you are sad and pathetic in your weird adoration for SW. I know her and let me tell you she is not the person you think she is
August 6th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Ellie, you are straight out of hell. I cant imagine that you have a fun and fulfilling life. I think it is the job of the people on here to point out that you are an idiot. Of catastrophic proportions.
Further to this point, you are mean and spiteful.
Bitter will just eat you up inside.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Honestly Ellie, it doesnt really matter what she is like in real life.
We dont live with her, we just read her words. This isnt a real life relationship.
None of us is perfect, and we are human, what more do you want-a pound of flesh???
August 6th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
I definately got the point that she was sad about Max. What mother would be sad about her son dying???
You are evil. And undoubtedly going to hell Ellie.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Ellie – Ahahahahahahaha!! You’re a stupid cunt. I do not have adoration for anybody on the internet. What I do have is interest in and respect for some people but mostly disdain and disgust for vile individuals such as yourself. But you carry on with your “I know SW and the rest of your clueless sheep don’t” tirade.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Hey kellie, I’ve got a mojito with your name on it for your lovely words. Anybody else?
August 6th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
“Sassy someone asked a question, I answered. Just saying, charity . . . it’s do-able (two thumbs up). Anyway, you should give it a go. I bet you’d like it”. And when the angel uttered that statement the halo above her head began to glow a bright and shining light, so luminescent that even the most angry SW haters knelt down before her. Or something like that. Toodles!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Ellie – YOu may be some retarded I Ching reading friend of Simone, but I don’t have to prove to you the extent of my grief or what I’m going though. You need some help.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@HelOnWheels Sure! hahahaha I actually wanted to dedicate the laxative parts. Too bad I couldn’t find them on youtube.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Thank you very much, I would love a drink!!! Extra lime, if you would please!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I’m in for drinks!
Are we having happy hour today? Great follow up to the ice cream social.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Karen – there is a difference between ‘defending’ SW and actually being disgusted by the crassness of people who ‘know’ SW and talk about her son, her mothering, etc.
There is nothing wrong with botox, trust me when i say if you get a giant line between your eyebrows some day and you feel like fixing it you will do it and wonder at the miracles of modern medicine. News flash: botox ain’t no big deal. But thanks for sharing another judgy thing you feel makes you an authority on good looks.
Please give to SOS Children’s Village. Yes its the charity Angelina shills for but she’s not wrong in this case, it is by far the best organization caring for orphans and poverty stricken children all over the world
August 6th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Kellie haha, you know nothing about me so shove whatever fell out of your ass back up there. Contrary to what you believe I am not bitter but just a person who knows SW personally and was a friend of her son. I am just giving my opinion on what she is really like outside of this blogosphere and it is not pretty. Deal with it sucker
August 6th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Yes, let’s have happy hour. *starts mixing mojitos* I make them with my home-grown mint (which is growing like crazy this year!) and lovely Don Q rum. I am literally sitting on my lovely porch, drinking mojitos and enjoying the beautiful evening. Y’all should come over.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
why are we back to talking about parts I already have??? didnt I make a request for parts I DONT HAVE earlier?? Are you not carefully reading what I say???
August 6th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I had totally forgotten that it is Friday night!!! I do retail, and so Saturday is just another day on the tiles for me.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Karen aka Sea of Beetles.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Home-grown mint! Fantastic. I usually use key limes and Havana Club cuban rum. DELICIOUS.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
kellie – Penis, scrotum, dick, balls. Better?
August 6th, 2010 at 6:41 pm
What’s wrong with botox!!!! If Sw wants to inject her face with it every week then that is her business and I have to day she looks good for her age so the botox is doing wonders for her
August 6th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I am going to England in a few weeks. THey are really skimpy on the ice over there. You have to beg, as if frozen WATER is some sort of valuable commodity.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Alicia – Is Havana Club a dark rum? I haven’t heard of it. Is it from Cuba or is that a form of rum? Yeah, that mint has been crazy I have 5 different kinds but the ginger mint makes for an interesting combination in a mojito.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Oops submitted too soon -Im not done. Shine my halo too, i give $45 a month to SOS. Auto pay. It’s that easy to be a decent human.
Ellie you’re obviously an outside observer to SWs family drama and someday you will hate yourself for writing this evil shit. I wont bother explaining this to you, life will show you and you will see. Karma is truly a bitch.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
it sounds so yummy, I am trying to think what I have here that could make some sort of coctail…
I have Pimms, but no fruit. Thats no good.
Lemonade is about all I can do I think,
ugh.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
HelOnWheels – ball sack!
August 6th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
It’s an aged light rum and it’s from Cuba, so we don’t get it in the US…however, if you happen to go to Mexico on a cruise…you can get it…not that i did that or anything…
OOH!!! Ginger mint sounds GREAT for a mojito. Will try soon.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
SW – Buahahahaha!! BTW, we’ll be watching “In Bruges” tonight, with your favorite Colin.
Kellie – Pimms & lemonade is yummy! I drank that like water when I worked in the UK. Throw some cucumbers in there and it’s a superb drink.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I have had to setlle for pink lemonade with extra ice. I added a straw, I dont know if that makes it better or just a bit white trashy…
HOW-I could drink Pimms by the PITCHER.
Oh, wait. I have : )
August 6th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Ellie/Simone – God damn you, I have never used botox. It’s not my fault you have bad skin!
Max’s friends in real life all love me. And I love them. Is that what upsets you so much???
Simone, get out of my life. You have done enough. You can’t take Max away from me. Mothers and children are eternal. You can’t change history. I’m sorry about your own mother but that’s not my faut either.
Get back on those meds.
Stop trolling here or I will print all of your emails, including the one that begins “I won’t suger-coat it….”
Be warned, you fucking crazy bitch.
August 6th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Aja. Love it.
Me too, by the way, re: charity work. And I have a halo too.
I read this blog not because I idolise SW, but because I think she’s a fantastic (and funny) writer. Some of you people take yourselves WAY too seriously… to spend all this time bitching and moaning and criticizing somebody else’s self-expression. Joke’s on you… you’re the ones who care enough to get riled up about it
.
Oh, and by the way, there’s a big difference between being a mindless drone/ representation of the worst aspects of consumerist culture, and posting pictures of things that you wish you had. So your argument about hypocricy (whoever you were up there) is void.
Back up to my cloud to sip on ambrosia with Aja…
August 6th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I’m English, so I’m not sure how to get involved in all these posts… So I’m doing the typical British ’stiff upper lip’ and all that. But, Sister Wolf, I think you’re smart and doing the best you can. Please don’t call me a whore because I’m not sure how I’d respond… I love your blog, and I understand your vexation towards the infuriating and appalling use of English grammar. “You guys’ are so North American…” xx
August 6th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
@Alicia – Suuuuurrrreeeee. Just like I didn’t smuggle a box of Cuban cigars into the U.S. when I worked in Mexico. What??!! I would NEVER do something like that.
rebecca – Aja’s down here with us, having mojitos. You want one?
Kellie – If you drink it with your pinkie out then it’s not white trash-y.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Gracious, what a lot you miss out on when you live in another hemisphere. May I have a mojito, HelOnWheels? We can sit on the porch and watch all the action.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Rebecca let us sip sweet nectar together and bathe in the light of our awesome glory! Hallelujah!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
cold pink lemon, pinkie extended, Chelsea Handler on the TV.
Laptop with no spell check, however, it allows me to type in BED!!!
Things here are grand!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
*hands a mojito to Miggs* Enjoy! I must go now. Mr. HOW wants to watch “In Bruges” and who am I to pass up a chance to see Colin Farrell.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
ESme – Thank you, xoxoxo
August 6th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
have a lovely night!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
WHERE IS MY FUCKING DRINK?!?!?
August 6th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Kellie – Night!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
*leaves pitcher of mojitos on her way out* Sorry, SW. Enjoy!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
You’re welcome x
August 6th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Anyone up for a traditional whiskey sour? They’re deliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicious…
August 6th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
recipe please!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
2 oz bourbon or rye whiskey
1 oz freshly pressed lemon juice
1 tbsp superfine sugar or 3/4 fl oz of 1:1 simple syrup
2 tbsp of egg whites (COMPLETELY NECESSARY)
shake vigorously for at least 30 seconds with ice and strain into a glass without ice.
Enjoy!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
merci Alicia x
August 6th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
“# kellie Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Honestly Ellie, it doesnt really matter what she is like in real life.
We dont live with her, we just read her words. This isnt a real life relationship.
None of us is perfect, and we are human, what more do you want-a pound of flesh???”
I think of all the things I’ve read on this thread, this is by far the most disturbing. Yowza!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Anytime, Esme. =)
August 6th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I’ll have a glass of white wine, in my new huge trailer, wearing pleated khakis. Then I’ll schedule a botox injection, and cast spells on Karen, Ellie, Sassy, R, and the rest of the fuckers; since I’m sixty and like SW blog, of course I’m an evil old witch. What a cute evening it’s going to be! BTW, I “love on” you, SW, and the participants of ice-cream and drinks party.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
haha you can deny it all you like but those of us who know you, know you have used botox.
I feel sorry for you that you are so deluded you think Max’s friends love you, they are nice to your face because they are afraid of your psychopathic personality. You should hear what they have said behind your back.
I am not Simone but I know that both her and Max had a deep understanding of what it is like to grow up in a highly dysfunctional environment with a mental case for a mother.
And I would love to see you publish Simone’s emails because then you would have to show the shit you said to her and I have seen it you crazy bitch, so go on show the world what a fuck up of mother you were
August 6th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
holy shit…
August 6th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Ellie dear, have you been drinking?
August 6th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I’m so confused…
August 6th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Ellie, for fuck’s sake, I USED BOTOX and I will use it again, SO WHAT and WHO CARES?! You are clearly deranged and lay off Max already. We know what SW said to Simone, she said it here on this blog, so it’s no mystery; please don’t feel sorry for us, feel sorry for yourself, OK?
August 6th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Ellie dear – SW is not a mother in the past tense, she will always be a mother, from the moment of conception and onwards. You never loose mother status. Period.
Now go and get a life, read some bloody books and stop wasting your time babbling nonsense here. Use your brain lady, if you can…
August 6th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Wowow I love mojitos!
I just turned legal so I’m just learning about all these mixed drinks (No hard liquor for me, I’m a wimp)
While we’re at, let’s all check out some stupid viral youtube videos
this one got sent to me just now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
I hope you don’t mind but since I didn’t get to join in the fun earlier: WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
August 6th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Who else noticed a lack of annemarie and her cockroach spray?
August 6th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
I did. It made me sad.
And Antoine Dodson GIVES ME LIFE!!!!!!!! This is hilarious.
August 6th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Atoine Dodson rules so hard. He should be king for a day.
August 6th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
alex – you are a moron; read the post. Also – whore!
sister wolf: I think the only way to get rid of vermin is to make resin necklaces out of them and sell them at Dolly Python’s stupid-ass store? neck?
P.S.
Is it all that hard to understand that Sea/Jane is just a SYMBOL, people?
August 6th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
^ Uh, ignore the “neck?” part.
August 6th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Ellie – Hang in there, I am getting software to get rid of you. Meanwhile, tell Simone that Max’s friends are appalled by her. All of them. We are all very close and have been for many many years. She only knew us for a few months. Tell her I’m sorry about her issues but enough is enough.
Tell her I will get in touch with her dad in New Jersey to come and help her.
August 6th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
SW you are Venus. I always knew it…
good night you amazing creature xxxx
August 6th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
good night Esme, xo
August 6th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Sister Wolf,
I am with you in all of your pain as the day is long. I believe in you. I believe in your ability to survive this. I once said to you, I hate Tom Waits and you agreed. And I said, but wait! I love Leonard Cohen and you agreed. I will stand with you until the end. I hope you live forever. I wish you live in BFE with me and we would share an alcoholic beverage of your choice while we called everyone whores and denounced christianity. You have an open invitation to central illinois.
Take much care and fuck all of the whores.
xoxoxo,
Ash
August 6th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
These blog comments are blowing my mind. This is the internet at its finest. It’s like, creme de la creme of interweb hate. The funny thing is, the more these haters come here to comment their shit, the more hits your site gets and the more popular it becomes. They are truly just shooting themselves in the foot.
SW, I think you rock, and your blog rocks. You say things about douchbags that we all want to say. Well, at least some of us since it seems that there’s a lot of douchbag defenders here.
Why are these trolls getting so personal, trying to think of the nastiest most hurtful thing to say.
Oh well. Resume.
WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! WHORE! – That felt good.
August 6th, 2010 at 10:03 pm
ENOUGH!!
This is not funny ….. any of it.
Ladies, behave.
August 6th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
What’s the point? You obviously can’t take it since you’ve started censoring me.
But I’ll try another go anyways. I’m flattered that someone pretended to be me. But they fucking
August 6th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Sam – HaHahahhahahaha! It DOES feel good. xo
Andra – Ladies?!? Hardly. Thanks for trying, though.
August 6th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Monique – “Anyways” isn’t a word, you fucking inbred moron.
August 6th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
oops, I mean, WHORE!
August 6th, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Oh, and don’t even pretend like your mockery is “satire.” Anyone with half a brain can
August 6th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Hahahahahaha! You’re such a big baby! Uncensor
August 6th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Nevermind, just keep being an obsessed crazy bitch because !
August 6th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
PSYCHO. OBSESSED. JEALOUS!
August 6th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
HYPOCRITE.
August 6th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Holy bejesus Cockroach, you are quite frightening. Why do you care so much about SOS’s? Don’t you think they can defend themselves? Chill out, I can picture you stabbing your keys with a red face and a clenched jaw. That can’t be healthy, ya know?
August 6th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Fifty seven? Wow congratulations! You look amazing. (but that person is holding your hand awful gently for it to be a proper arm wrestle. he hasn’t even got a grimace on his face!)
August 7th, 2010 at 12:39 am
I can only echo Esme – I only read a handful of US bloggers as I find the writing somewhat alien or lacking. Those I read I truly enjoy.
What appals me here in reading these comments is how low life the hate brigade is. The words, the vitriol and worse the lack of humanity.
I never thought I’d feel so utterly British and be horrified at such disgusting behaviour. It is that classic if you don’t like something then don’t say anything. The fun and games on Sister Wolf’s blog has to return. Oh remember those days of jolly japes. Come back Duffster.
Lets just ignore them and if necessary move their comments over to another page so they are there in splendid isolation.
August 7th, 2010 at 12:56 am
Make Do – It is truly shocking, isn’t it? I would like sanity to win out here. That’s the plan.
August 7th, 2010 at 1:24 am
Great plan indeed sister. I love butter in my spinach.
August 7th, 2010 at 1:24 am
TEAM WOLF!
FUCK YOU ALL!
LOVE XOOXXX
August 7th, 2010 at 1:56 am
Erm. Another horrified Brit here. Not in that I’m clutching my pearls in horror just because people are saying what they think without fear or favour: that shit is why I read Sister Wolf. But Satan on a Unicycle – I in my innocence thought there were still commonly accepted standards of behaviour. You know, basic human decency, that stuff that keeps the world turning and prevents the human race from sinking into chaos and finally dwindling into a savage clan eating the offspring of its enemies in a cave somewhere.
Oh, and the sheer fucking cowardice of posting under different usernames and proxy servers? Don’t you realise that it’s SW’s courage and total refusal to pretend that wins her admiration? Fuck. Me.
That is all.
The only thing that doesn’t horrify me about this thread is that pic of SW looking like something between a Fury from a Greek tragedy and a hot biker chick.
You rule.
That, also, is all.
Good night.
August 7th, 2010 at 2:13 am
I’m with MDS. I was feeling pretty horrified too as I scrolled through this morning, wondering if I was just an English/Aussie wimp. I really don’t understand how people can be so cruel.
August 7th, 2010 at 2:24 am
I agree with kell, this blog has degenerated, Sister.
Team Wolf vs Team Jane, i’m afraid to be too old (just a modest way to say too smart) for such pathetic game.
When ‘people’ (whoever R is) is pointing out lepers and AIDS as a shameful plague, i’m proud to call mysef a pariah.
I just delete my myspace profiles for similar reason: ending up with people fuelling their hatred. No regret, myspace wasn’t my space at all but just a dry valley.
i don’t want to remove your blog from my bookmark, Sister, but i’m not sure that i’m going to read it as regularly as i did if the debate don’t become less insane.
Why don’t you just cut off with all this shit torturing you?
Please don’t answer me because you don’t want make ‘them’ win.
take care (i really mean it)
August 7th, 2010 at 3:53 am
Hey guys, how about we stop calling other women ‘bitches’, ‘fat whores’, ‘old’ etc etc? It’s pretty disgusting to hear the language that is commonly used to make women feel like second-class citizens coming from another woman’s mouth (or keyboard).
Let’s also stop telling a grieving woman who’s raised her children the best she knows how that she’s not a good enough mother.
Fuck, we get these types of messages all day, every day – that we’re not pretty enough, we aren’t good enough mothers, we’re sluts and whores. We really don’t need to hear it from other women.
There’s nothing wrong with hate, or “hating on” something – but isn’t it better to direct this energy towards the actual thing that’s causing the hatred, rather than the specific individuals who are caught up in it? Surely the materialistic, capitalist, greedy society that Sea & Mom (and everyone) is born into deserves our vitriol more? What about the self-absorbed culture that rewards people for beauty and wealth? Or the patriarchal society that believes women should be both virginal and sexy, with unrealistic expectations of beauty, intelligence and demeanor?
August 7th, 2010 at 5:24 am
I used to love this blog but I think the things are getting out of control over here lately…I really like your writing, Sister Wolf, and I love some of your points of view and your sence of humour, but I think the blog is getting a bit agresive from both sides, (from you and your supportive readers, and from the trolls and haters). People who dare to speak about your son should be shut up for the last goddamn fucking time; none knows you personally here to give an opinion about your relationship with your son, and less about how a mother feels about a son death, this is just disgusting, these people havent got soul. But I dont think its a good way either to show the private emails of your son´s fiance over here, even if she is not being good with you… If I was in your situatuon I would keep this in privacy, out of a public blog, for me and for her…Sometimes there are things too delicate and personal to be showed in a blog, showing them u give the “opportunity” to the fucking haters to hurt you and give silly opinions from the ignorance. Hope this opinion dont disturb you, cause as I said, I really like this blog and the person who writes it.
August 7th, 2010 at 5:28 am
By the way, I dont like the word “whore”, for me It sounds (at least in Spanish) very offensive towards women. U are assuming that the anoms and haters are all women, cause whore is not a word to call men, and for me this is quite misogynous…I just had to say it.
August 7th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Petra–Your comments are awesome!
August 7th, 2010 at 6:02 am
Oh God, more of the ’same old same old’. Honestly I really do believe this blog needs livening up a bit, it need some controversy, something to get people worked up. So, ever helpful, I am just going to write two words and then stand back and watch some real fireworks:
Sarah Palin!
And if anyone has the temerity to write “Whore” after her name they will have to deal with the wrath of an elderly British gentleman – well, ‘elderly, certainly; British, absolutely; but ‘gentleman’, depends, ladies, on the cut of your jib, if you get my meaning! (Totters off into the sunset, twirling his imagined moustachios and talking to himself . . . followed by nurse with tablets.)
August 7th, 2010 at 6:11 am
David Duff is back to stir things up! You know I prefer “FORE”, as in golf. And being that this is all reminding me strangely of the 80’s film Heathers (although they play croquet and not golf), I’m going to go ahead and shout “FORE!”
August 7th, 2010 at 6:25 am
SW – I love your blog. You rock. Keep doing what you’re doing and ignore all the bitter, spiteful haters. They’re not worth it. AND, just like Jane, they probably all wear Godawful shoes.
August 7th, 2010 at 6:33 am
Sister, today is my son’s 21st birthday. I realize how lucky I am to have him in my life! You are absolutely correct, no one can take away the bond a mother and child have with one another. My heart is with you. I wish you respite from those who cannot find empathy for you in your deep grief. Many karmic blessings.
August 7th, 2010 at 7:12 am
Yah Duffster you star!
August 7th, 2010 at 7:13 am
Mind you loving Sarah Palin more than Sister Wolf still requires some form of admonishing but at least compared to these godamn dreadful ‘trolls’ you are breath of fresh air. Chin chin and what ho!
August 7th, 2010 at 7:16 am
DD: lol.
And SW is right, Bristol is clearly pregnant again.
August 7th, 2010 at 7:28 am
Sister Whore, I mean, Wolf
Quit acting like you’re SOOOOOOOOOOOO put out by Gretchen and her cool crew of lady pals, or Sea/Mom. Take a quick scroll back through your site and see the increased volume of comments you’ve had in the past versus the past few days. Translation: new readers. Viral marketing. I can only imagine how your blog stats have shot up in the past few days. Don’t act like you don’t love the attention.
From ALL OF US HOT BITCHES IN DALLAS, you’re welcome. I hope you enjoy the southern hospitality. Best.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:01 am
P.S.
You are missing out on some comedy gold by banning/censoring Dolly Python Gretchen.
What. A. Shame.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:19 am
Halz – Gretchen cool! You are having a laugh! Hot bitches in Dallas, mmm maybe loss the hot and the truth is staring you in the face. As for the increased comments, nope it is quality not quantity, nothing to do with attention. Only kids want attention. All I can say is much of the US needs to grow up, gosh no wonder it has taken you so long to provide basic dignified humankind things like health care for all. It is such a shame your rich and diverse land is shown to be bunch of ignorant self absorbed, foul mouth individuals. No wonder we Brits love New York give us quality over the vast plains any day.
Sorry the rest of you lovely Americans – I realise I’m generalising but the trolls have warped what is my usual view of you guys. I can only apologise in advance for this but I would say the same if us Brits were behaving the same. I would be ashamed of my fellow country peeps.
I think the term is grow up and be gone. Go play bullying nasty kids in another playground, more fitting for your sort.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:29 am
‘MDS’, I never said I loved darling Sarah more than darling Sis, apart from anything else, I wouldn’t have the nerve!
Aja, I like that “Fore”. “Very witty, Wilde”, as they used to say ‘over here’ in Victorian times.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Hi! Joanne aka Sister Wolf. I received this message today on Face Book.
Hi Gretchen,
I know you have probably been bombarded with many abusive messages and I’m sorry that you have had to deal with this.
A few months ago, Sister Wolf posted about Jane – this was the first post following her son’s death (June, I think?) It was an infuriating, mean-spirited and vile post, similar to others she had written. On this occasion, I just snapped and posted a message on the thread. I chose to include my real name and email address. In response, SW made my details public. For over a week, I was bombared with emails, FB messages etc calling me a cunt, whore etc etc. I could not believe that SW would stoop so low but know I now that she is a damaged, narcissistic witch who will stop at nothing to humiliate her detractors. She throws the carcass out and her followers finish it off. As a result of her actions, I had to change my ISP.
Forgive me for blabbing on. All I really want you to know is that I think you are brave and I applaud you for have the stomach to fight. I’m done for now – until I can figure out how to post anonymously and be sure she can’t track me, I’ll have to be silent.
Take care,
Really? Do I need to be worried about you? You know I was really mad and had a lot of misguided anger during my divorce and for a while after. But, after I douced all the POUNDS OF SAND OUT OF MY VAGINA if felt much better.
YOU ARE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE. BTW.
LOVE YOU JOANNE. MIDDLE FINGERS
LOVE,
gretchen
August 7th, 2010 at 8:47 am
I agree with Nati Hell, this is just getting weird. Though the closer we get to busting a blood vessel on Mom’s forehead the funnier life will be.
Tbh, if I see someone comment ‘your an old anus’ I’ll reply as I replied to some who wrote ‘your a loser’ on Youtube to me: ‘you’re an illiterate fucktard’.
I did wonder who Gretchen was. I will always associate her with the fat girl in Judy Blume books and the snide one in Mean Girls.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:50 am
DOLLY PYTHON LOVES THE FREE ADVERTISING BTW. I CAN’T PAY FOR THIS SHIT!! SINCERELY THANK YOU. MY SALES HAVE GONE UP!! THANK YOU!! YOU AND YOUR BLEEDING CRYING CUNT AND YOUR WHORES ARE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME!!
August 7th, 2010 at 8:52 am
MONIQUE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU “TELL HER SHE’S A PSYCHO CUNT FART FOR ME”
August 7th, 2010 at 8:53 am
REDHEADFASHIONISTA DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES? I DOUBT IT SWEETHEART.
August 7th, 2010 at 8:56 am
I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR SON’S DEATH JOANNE. I WISH YOU WOULD STOP VOMITING ALL OVER OTHERS WITH YOUR GRIEF. THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.
August 7th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Some people are so tragic. Sister Wolf your blog is fabulous, what you say in your posts is simply what alot more people are thinking. Sea and her mother should get jobs, then they wouldn’t have so much free time to think about you. I think they just like the attention. WHORES!!!
You’re great, don’t change a thing about the blog. It’s the highlight of my day.
August 7th, 2010 at 10:18 am
I get my shoes at Ross. You are my queen. Long live the queen.
Until they come up with some kind of bloggers oath (“First do no harm…”) I guess all will self regulate. But no one gets away with anything. How big a role the writing takes in a life or the amount of positive or negative expression will all affect that life. Then you make your choices. Play nice or have fun or don’t, it’s up to you.
August 7th, 2010 at 10:48 am
“# kellie Says:
August 6th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Honestly Ellie, it doesnt really matter what she is like in real life.
We dont live with her, we just read her words. This isnt a real life relationship.
None of us is perfect, and we are human, what more do you want-a pound of flesh???”
I think of all the things I’ve read on this thread, this is by far the most disturbing. Yowza!
I feel like I may have won some award for being most disturbing.
This pleases me no end!!!
I think I want a bottle of Pimms, or some really lovely cheese, like Beemster or something…
I am blushing at the honor!!!
August 7th, 2010 at 10:49 am
I did a bad job of marking my comments on that.
It starts with “I FEEL LIKE”
August 7th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Goodness me, I’ve never been so appalled at the depths of unacceptably disgusting shit-slinging that some people will go to. Some things are just not okay for such use. I’ll just get in the corner with the other slightly shocked Brits and say: SW, you are great, your writing is hilarious and makes my day.
August 7th, 2010 at 11:57 am
That’s the spirit, Louise, when all about you are losing their dignity, along with their brain cells, that’s the time to roll your umbrella, tilt your bowler hat and step out smartly for the nearest slit-trench ready to defend our ‘Sis’ against all-comers.
Oh, just realised you’re one of those chapettes, so I suppose it’s more like, touch of lipstick, straighten the seam in your stockings and stand ready to swing the handbag, Maggie style.
Dashed good show! Pip, pip!
(NURSE! I think he’s havin’ one of his turns again.)
August 7th, 2010 at 11:59 am
Kellie, not to take the award for “most disturbing” from you, but – if your comment is most disturbing here, then I don’t know the meaning of the word anymore.
August 7th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I go away for a few days and come back to this- utterly deranged trolls yammering about Max and calling Sister a bad mother. Are you people nuts? And I second everything Kate of Make Do Style said in her last comment, people need to grow up and this business of whining about us or Sister “hating on” someone sounds utterly and completely ridiculous. I also don’t like using the term “whore”, it’s too good for these people- sorry I can’t join in on that. Can I call them ‘dickweed’, though? Here goes- trolls = DICKWEED!
For what it’s worth, Sister, I don’t think you should edit bits of comments, getting to see them in their full untrammeled lunacy is probably the best way to show everyone reading just what kind of nut jobs come here, and exactly what kind of idiots think attacking a grieving mother is an appropriate response to whatever wrong they imagine they’ve suffered at your hands. Though of course, it’s hilarious to see the cut-off comments, it’s the blog-commenting equivalent of hitting the mute button in the middle of a particularly vile reality TV show.
August 7th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
David – Thank god you’re here. The voice of reason! Did you ever dream you’d be described as The Voice of Reason? It’s a world of wonders. xoxo
August 7th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Elena & Urbain – I can’t control the lunacy that has infected the comments here, so I will have to moderate comments for the time being. If you are driven away by this campaign of hatred against me, well, then the terrorists win, as Bush would say.
Urbain, I enjoy looking at your blog and I know I would not be deterred by nasty commenters. But proceed as you wish. xo
August 7th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
mmmmmm – i like your blog, proceed with writing what you like on it.
BTW you look great!
August 7th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
David – I will choose both handbag and umbrella as my weapons if I may. Handbag is packed full of rock cakes and gin bottles for maximum impact. Chin up, at the ready!
August 7th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Cricket9-thank you for knowing the meaning of words.
I suspect that you can read too!!! Isnt it spectacular!!!
Go SW.
The idiots are so sad, and yet so persistant.
They have to love you to make the effort!!!
August 7th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Hey SW Just a wee message of support from down here in NZ!
I really enjoy reading your blog and I am amazed and disgusted at these fuckers that are on here giving you shit.
Mom and her mates would be better off to go spend their time and money on some coke, get high and have some sex.
Also Im voting for the “WHORES” option, xx
August 7th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
WHOA… i don’t log on for a bit and i miss all the good stuff! damn. WHORE. (kill it with fire!)
SW, i’m sure your anus is scrumptious.
OOOH… wonder if i just gave sea and mom of sea their shower nozzle masturbation material?
August 7th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Petra- amen! I hate the word “whore”. For personal reasons (I was violently assaulted in a parking lot last year and when I kicked the guy in the nuts to prevent HIM from raping ME, he called me a “dirty whore”) and for logical ones (it’s clearly misogynistic, when we call men whores it’s never so derogatory).
Can’t we just call all of these trolls something more creative, like “spectacularly rancorous carrion beetles” (going with the roach/bug theme) or “syphilitic goat-bangers”? Why not take advantage of these lurkers and use them to improve our insultory vocabularies?
We could also stick to Shakespearan insults- that dude was vicious. I think we can call Ellie a “craven hell-hated hedge pig”, whereas Gretchen seems more like a “crusty botch of nature”. OK, maybe I’m having toooooo much fun with this…
Or if we must be profane, might we stick to the classic and gender-neutral “fuckwit”?
stay strong SW
xx
August 7th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
CR – I’m so sorry that you were assaulted, but so glad that you knew how to react. Syphilitic goat-bangers is particularly euphonious. I actually have a book of Shakespeare’s insults somewhere around here.
August 7th, 2010 at 10:31 pm
God… this Gretchen Dolly with AIDS is really exhausting. Have you ever been stuck in a waiting room with some woman and her immature spoiled fucking annoying little brat? With the fucking kid running up and down and screaming and annoying the shit out of the other people? That’s what she reminds me of.
August 7th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I’m appalled that this many disgusting, idiotic people exist in the world. How hard is it to stay on the right side of the MILES-WIDE line between poking fun at a blogger’s ridiculous spending habits and making derogatory comments to a woman about her dead son? What the fuck? Jane Aldridge is a stupid brat whose entire life revolves around money and clothes and showing off how ridiculously rich and tasteless she is on the internet. Her existence is tacky, and anyone with an ounce of class knows it. The world would be a classier, deeper, more compassionate place if she, her mother, and their disgusting friends all disappeared.
I don’t have a problem with people being rich. Hell, I don’t even have a problem with extravagant buying. But the utter lack of decency these people show is beyond my comprehension. They’re from Texas, don’t they know the phrase “them’s fightin’ words?” Stupid whores. I think it’s a pretty apt word, previous commenter’s misgivings notwithstanding.
I think I’d like to take up a habit of my grandmother’s for these situations. Whenever people acted like this, she used to say, “God Will Deal With Them.” And she said it like that, really ominous, like God was going to call them into His office one at a time, and mete out really horrific punishments, and then send them to Hell if that didn’t straighten them out. It’s just a really satisfying way to write assholes off wherever they are encountered.
August 7th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Dear SW,
This morning I looked in the mirror and realized I was a worthless excuse for a human being. I would have cried, but it’s not really my fault. See, my mother keeps me locked in the basement most of the time, feeds me nothing but low-fat gruel in an attempt to shave a few pounds off my face, and forces me to pose for pictures during the day. And if you think the ones you see on “my” blog are bad, you should see the ones she sends to some other websites…
That’s why I’ve never gone to college. That’s why I seem impossibly shallow. It actually IS impossible. I’m enslaved. So, if someone DOES call child services, could you point them my way? I really would like to have a life of my own someday.
Love,
Sea
PS: Delete this comment after you read it! The Mom monitors EVERYTHING, and if she finds it she’ll cut my gruel portions for a week!
August 8th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Raison Girl – HA, your grandma sounds fantastic, xo
August 8th, 2010 at 1:02 am
Sea Herself – Your Aunt Karen is pretty scary, too. Watch out for her.
August 8th, 2010 at 4:50 am
Wow. Looks like I missed out on all the fun…. What I don’t get is why SOS defenders bring up doing charity? Have we ever seen a post from either Sea or Mom about how they sold off their excess Prada Prostitot shoes in order to help feed the homeless? Or how Mom decided to not remodel a room in her house and donate the money to help the people of Haiti??
The level of product consumption that they show in the midst of a financial crisis in the US is extremely disturbing. While people loose jobs or and struggle to live, they are posting pictures of their overstuffed closets and newly “curated” $1200 shoes. They should know that if you put it out there, it will be criticized….
SW, I love your blog, your posts are well written and full of awesome! I ache for your loss…
Keep on keepin’ on! I’ll be back every day to read what you have to say.
August 8th, 2010 at 6:51 am
I’m not from Texas but I do live in the South and I’d like to apologize for the “Southern hospitality” these trolls have been spewing. Obviously their mamas didn’t raise them right. I’m sorry, but you don’t talk about somebody’s dead child like that.
SW, it’s your blog, but I think the best policy from here on out (and we readers should follow this guideline, as well) is to COMPLETELY ignore the trolls. It is the only way to get rid of them.
For the record, your hair looks beautiful. I’m glad you’re over 50 and still have long hair. I hate it when older women think they can’t have long hair and start getting the Helmet cut. It’s ridiculous.
August 8th, 2010 at 7:13 am
Kellie – I think we have a misunderstanding. Please read my comment again; your comment was not disturbing at all comparing to the venom spewed by Ellie, Monique, Dolly & company. I can read, and you did not need to jump on me. Oh well.
August 8th, 2010 at 9:21 am
Fucking hell! You should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves – you are all acting like fucking nasty kids. Why dont you let SW get on and grieve rather than making cuntish comments. Would you make those kind of comments to peoples faces? No, because you would quite rightly get your fucking faces smashed in. Bullying is bullying and those of you dishing it out should totally expect it back.
August 8th, 2010 at 9:43 am
First: OMG You look amazing for 57. I wish my mom (60 y.o) had the courage to blog like you but she is still awesome either way.
I approve of the WHORE option as I am a steady reader of your blog and feel that these trolls and slanderers are taking up all the space. I enjoy your ranting and raving on your blog and I love that you let the reader reciprocate.
August 8th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Love it, love YOU!
August 8th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Halz, word of advice for you, your blog is crap- please don’t give up your day job.
August 9th, 2010 at 4:32 am
So, how long did it take you to recuperate from that match? My guess is you were laid
August 9th, 2010 at 4:33 am
You know what pussies do when they can no longer hack it? They moderate their
August 9th, 2010 at 6:44 am
Sw… you are incredible. Please don’t let these fuckers get you down! xo
August 9th, 2010 at 7:00 am
So both Gretchen AND Sea are a bit preoccupied with vag? I’m really confused.
August 9th, 2010 at 7:14 am
Fuck ageism. And yes, you do fucking rule. I hope I look as amazing as you in 6 years when I turn 57! You really should put warnings on your writing… I almost had coffee coming out of my nose at the “whore” campaign!
XXX
Suzanne
August 9th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Hey Nat- this is straight from the blog of Halz in her profile section under interests: “Living by The Golden Rule and the laws of Karma.” Good job on that one Halz.
August 9th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I’m disgusted by the amount of malicious, pro-Aldridge venom directed at Sister Wolf in some of these psychopathic posts made recently (particularly over the last couple of days.)
No matter how hard these “people” try, Sister Wolf has made it clear that her dignity and her son Max’s name and memory cannot be dragged through the mud, or used to hurt her…
And yet they have tried to take that avenue – and for what? To rabidly support the rampant consumerism, conspicuous consumption and insipid, materialist content displayed by the Aldridge crew?
The consumerist culture really has, for some, transcended morality.
August 13th, 2010 at 8:02 am
Man, those Texan motherfuckers are CRAAAAAZY.
August 17th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
hello Sister,
it is i your brother. YOU FUCKING ROCK AND HAVE ROCKED THE WHOLE 41 YEARS THAT I HAVE BEEN ON THIS EARTH!!!!!!
as for the fatsweatycowtippinginbredbanjoplayingdonkeyfuckingpigshiteatingredneckcuntcan go fuck herself. her kind make me sick.
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