Nomadic Bagladies Killing It
TheShoeGirl knows how to rock this look. Note the live animals that accent her outfit.
Marie is rocking the shit out of it, right?? She’s got a fucking teapot, for godsake!
Juri always knows how to kill it. I don’t know what that crap is in his sock but it’s totally rad.
Kate B is rocking layers and layers of insane opulent/dustbin goodness. No wonder her blog just won an award!
Rebecca’s look is an update to this post, as she had to wrangle her cat, which I mistook for a platypus at first.
Aja is probably going to rock that vase on her head when she hits the streets in all her finery.
Rosie has curated this look to PERFECTION! Even Ted Bundy would admit it!
Here is more Rosie, if you can handle it. Tavi Shmavi, this girl can style like a motherfucking riot.*
TheShoeGirl not only knows where her pussy is, she is killing Sea of Shoe with these heels, while killing this insanely chic look for Fall 2010.
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Thank you geniuses for the mad inspiration!
August 29th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
hahhaa. love LOVE LOVE!
August 29th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Holy wow!! I’m in great fuckin company!!! You girls (and boy) are killing it!
Sis, I hear it’s your birthday?? Happy birthday!! xo
August 29th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Oh. My. I am….nearly speechless w/ laughter. (I saw your last post and thought I would die right there but…well, I didn’t, obviously.)
I can now only type this:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 29th, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Too fuckin’ right!!!
Nearly pissed myself laughing!
x
August 29th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Haaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
I am fucking honoured to be in such good company!
You go TheShoeGirl! (“TheShoeGirl not only knows where her pussy is” just killed me by the way.)
Marie, I absolutely love that you wore teapots. It just makes sense.
Happy Birthday Sister Wolf, hope you have a cute day xoxoxoxox
August 29th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
The platypus comment killed me. You are hilarious. happy birthday!
August 29th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Oh and fuck, sorry I dropped the ball on the pets and kids photo but I had a first birthday party to put on today and there was no time! I know, I suck.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Shoegirl… those shoes!!! Oooohhhh!!!
August 29th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Aja, I keep looking at yours and laughing stupidly. It just keeps bringing me back.
RE Update: it does too look like a platypus! A fucking big one.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
ahhhhhhhh hahahaha this is the best sister wolf post to date!!! i wish me and my photobooth camera were not so sadly out of commission. (or not.)
Periods and nomadic bad lady pussy fashions….finally I have found my corner of the internet.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
FABULOUS AND HILARIOUS! SW, your contributors really know how to ROCK the Fall Look. Way, way much better than those models out there. Will I be seeing more of these soon?
Happy birthday!
August 29th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
This just made my whole day, no, whole year!! All those girls who love to pile on random layers need to see this – this is how it’s done! Genius.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:05 am
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! fuck i love this post so much!!!! Every one of those photos was pure perfection. Thank you so much to those who submitted these pics!!! The fashion world needs to take things less seriously more often.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:08 am
HAHAHHAHAHAH, thank you for making my day SW… if it’s really your birthday then HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY xoxo…. I love what Rosie wears haahaha the bird is beautiful!!!
August 30th, 2010 at 12:42 am
this post is the fucking best thing I have ever seen. TRUFAX.
August 30th, 2010 at 1:10 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY you are rad mad and killin’ it!! I think the vase has it for the most original accessory, or is it the platypus. And the Shoe Girl beats the crap out of all other poses. xxx
August 30th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Hahahahahahaha! It IS fucking brilliant, I can’t stop laughing either! Each submission is bonkers in its own way. How lucky we are to get a platypus, too!
August 30th, 2010 at 1:52 am
That was awesome, they were all brilliant and well done to everyone! Was laughing so hard at that vase comment can totally imagine vogue advocating vase hats if philip treacy told them to. Please do more of these posts.
Oh btw has anybody heard the term “reclaimed buy” for buying vintage, to my ears it just sounds so pretentious.
August 30th, 2010 at 3:02 am
Brilliant! thank you Sister and a happy happy birthday to you from paris. X
August 30th, 2010 at 3:15 am
!!!!! What a terrific birthday celebration . . .
August 30th, 2010 at 3:53 am
Bloody fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2010 at 4:25 am
where on earth did you find this???
August 30th, 2010 at 5:26 am
Happy Birthday Sister Wolf! In an effort to keep it real, I can’t be the only person that did this exercise and thought to myself I am totally going to wear this, this winter (minus the skirt)”. Riiiiiiight?
Okay . . . maybe I was.
Rosa, is it the vase? I thought I needed some sort of random accessory that had nothing to do with anything. Everyone did such a good job with this. I love all the photos.
August 30th, 2010 at 5:28 am
ROSIE!
That is THE BEST!
And Marie’s TEAPOT! Hahahaha these are awesome.
August 30th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Ha! This is hilariously good. You should make these sorts of posts more regular. I want to see one with everyone in the goonie bird pose.
August 30th, 2010 at 5:46 am
bahahahhahahahah…but they all look insanely good too, no?
August 30th, 2010 at 6:13 am
ZOMG it’s a huge honour to be a part of such a rad bunch of mad bagladies thats it’s giving us blowjobs. Overkill!
August 30th, 2010 at 6:22 am
serial killers, one and all.
fucking super.
August 30th, 2010 at 6:41 am
OMG Sister Wolf! This post is genius. I love you!
August 30th, 2010 at 7:06 am
This is fucking amazings rad!!! The curatorial genius is inspiring me, I’m going to go through my cupboards tonight and get out the baby sling.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Everyone is rocking the bag-lady style mad hard!! love it. Happy Birthday!!
August 30th, 2010 at 8:37 am
hahahaha.. omg Sister your post is so rad! can’t wait to rock this look.
anyway.. all of the photos are brilliant! I wanted to contribute but sadly i stayed at the bf’s for the weekend and didn’t have my clothes available to rock it and send a photo. This is one of my favorite posts.
(also, i love ShoeGirl’s shoes and i’m jealous of all the ones rocking the fur and animals)
August 30th, 2010 at 8:41 am
The BEST post evah!!
I have never laughed so hard … Fantastic styling.
Juri is rocking it.
LOL
August 30th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Happy birthday, Sister! And I take my (three, piled one on top of another on my head) hats off to everyone who submitted photographs- TheShoeGirl, Marie, Aja, Rebecca, Rosie, KateB, Juri- you guys are brilliant. Not that I didn’t know that already, but hey, photographic evidence doesn’t hurt.
August 30th, 2010 at 9:01 am
How did this come about, I am a little behind. I find this post funny but confusing.
August 30th, 2010 at 9:43 am
thanks, Rosa. i’m digging your Stevie Nicks stance, and Aja’s use of plant life/face coverage.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:16 am
This is so great I regret that I was too lazy to get in on it! Juri is totally killing it!
August 30th, 2010 at 10:17 am
Thank you ladies and Juri! I spewed coffee out of my nose when I saw these photos! It’s the best way to begin work on a Monday. As soon as I can herd my two cats to use as furry accessories I’m totally curating this killer look for fall!! However, there’s no way I can beat the above submissions. You’re all rockin like totally rad steeze, crazy like!!!
PS – Happy Birthday, SW!!
August 30th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Hahaha, holy crap this is brilliant! I needed a good laugh to get my day going. Ingenious use of live animals and household items as accessories!
And happy birthday Sister Wolf! I didn’t realize you were a fellow Virgo.
August 30th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Brilliant! And fun!
August 30th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Thanks. I needed that.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
OH SISTER, this was just too good.
“Marie, perpetually ready for tea.”
August 30th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Genius. Love it. Please please make this a regular feature Sister Wolf – and happy birthday to you!
August 30th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Happy Birthday, you beautiful, charmed-out Virgo Empress! May your thin, fierce purity rip organic pizza-making wannabes to shreds with vulcan mindmeld precision.
In the words of the late, great Patsy Stone:
“Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement … Their arm sinews have just enough muscles left to lift up a credit card.”
August 30th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Holey toledo! I’m with everyone above who has already said it – BRILLIANT post and a fantastic display of creativity! Seeing this definitely eased the Monday blues. Hats off to the contributors! Definitely one of my favorite posts of yours Sister Wolf.
Next time some troll spews out the predictable crap about how “your all ugly jealous haters who have no life for realz” (etc), can we please direct them to this post? I hope the sheer brilliance of this content smacks them right in the face!
Happy birthday Sister Wolf!
August 30th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Fucking genius, I had such a good laugh! Great job to all the contributors, they are indeed killing it (and shredding it, wrenching it and all the rest!).
August 30th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
All of you. I love ALL of you.
August 30th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Such style. Such grace. Who’da thunk we have so much class here?
Just overflowing in decorum, not to mention couth.
Love it, love it, love it.
As I live in the tropics I don’t think I have that many clothes. Got about 30 sarongs though…. I could layer those a lot.
I’m working on it.
Happy happy Sister. This post is just what you need today.
Much love
Andra
August 30th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
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August 30th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Fan-freakin-tastic!!! LOVED this! LOL’ed at all of them. Marie for President and Shoe Girl for VP.
Sister Wolf…for queen of the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
August 30th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
All pictures are absolutely brilliant – but the teapot, the platypus and the parrot are particularly great. SW, please extend the submission time – I’m sure there is much more fun to be had, not to mention that I’d like to try again…
August 30th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I fucking love you all.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
This is some kind of Advanced Project Runway thing, isn’t it?
August 30th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Suebob – I think it’s more like a fashiony flash mob. I’m thinking that the next challenge will be either Mall Prostitute (the look sported by most young bloggers) or Clueless Goth.
August 30th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Celine u made my day!!!! <3
August 30th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
holy crap! what is going on here! i have to get in on this! where’s my stuff?!?!?!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
August 31st, 2010 at 1:47 am
This is bloody amazing. Celine, please dress like this for the rest of time. You ROCK it. And Rosie, same to you. Words cannot express the levels of awesomeness and hilarity. You all rock my multi-colour knee socks.
August 31st, 2010 at 2:06 am
I vote clueless goth next!
August 31st, 2010 at 4:34 am
Genius! Laughed myself widdly
Ali x
August 31st, 2010 at 11:23 am
Happy Birthday SW! Hope you had a wonderful day, this post is too funny! xxx
August 31st, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Oh my god, you are all brilliant!
And happy birthday to our wolf-den mother – with love from afar!
September 1st, 2010 at 3:18 am
I’ve been on vacation with no access to a computer, so this is the first I’ve seen of this post. AWESOME! This post was absolutely awesome in every way! Your readers are amazing.
September 1st, 2010 at 7:48 am
Sorry I missed your birthday (gathered from other posters) – happy day-after-your birthday!
And I agree with velvetvivisection, I am already planning an outfit for clueless goth. I am so annoyed I missed the change to enter this, I have SO many picnic rugs that I could have worn.
September 1st, 2010 at 6:08 pm
These are fantastic! Thank you, everyone, for such brilliance.
September 1st, 2010 at 8:42 pm
so darn good! Thanks you all for being so swell! my goodness…that talent, the errant rags…the crockery and the random feathers and bones and the household pets…..
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Damn those were GENIUS photos. I loved them all, but Rosie’s bird takes the cake!
I only wish I’d participated!!!
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:44 am
hahahaha love your posts sw. the ironic baglady chuck whatever the fuck on look.
shits all over tavi, and the shoe girls d squared bone shoes shits all over seas (moms) ugly shoes.
happy birthday for the other day. hope you had an amazing day
xo
September 5th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I love you all. Truly.
September 10th, 2010 at 8:36 am
just got back from ibiza – to find this incredible stuff!
) amazing.
man, i missed you guys!
i LOVE you all. and seriously ,celine, you are the bagliest, most shoe-tastic of all the nomadic pile-that-on-nows in the western world
happy belated birthday sister.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:02 am
INCREDS. I love them all!
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