Clueless Goth Style Challenge!

Wasn’t the Nomadic Baglady style-fest the funnest thing ever?! Now, who’s ready to try Clueless Goth?

Clueless Goth is a wonderful category that isn’t as easy as it sounds. Straight-up Goth is not what we’re going for. I’m talking about hipster, mallrat, moto-obsessed neo-crypto-Goth. Torn shit, leather, spikes, fierce rad skull-ridden Luxirare-worshiping badass edgy dark darketty gnarlitude.

Let’s see what you got! The   Shoegirl will kill this but Rosie is not to be underestimated, or Marie either.

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22 Responses to “Clueless Goth Style Challenge!”

  1. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    A-mazing. Will have a good hard think. But not too hard. It might, like, tire me out.

  2. MightayMightay Says:

    Oh, no! Attack of the mall goths?
    Is there enough Hot Topic merch to go around???

    I’m thinking, I’m thinking. But this could take a couple hours of playing on Tumblr. I really want to nominate someone who pulls together all the claws, moto jackets, studs, black-and-white stripes, fingerless gloves, Bauhaus tees, and taxidermy with… savoir-faire. Or at least je-ne-sais-quoi.

  3. Erika Says:

    My new camera is coming soon!! i want to participate…I may be able to pull this one off. Can’t wait to see pictures

  4. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Thanks for your comment on my blog, I thought you might appreciate my entry :)

  5. HelOnWheels Says:

    Nope, can’t do this. I just don’t have the time. But I can’t wait to see the creations of the brilliant Wolf Pack.

    SW, if you ever decide to do a Gnarly Punk (even though I want to literally shoot that stupid Jen girl in the face when she says she’s punk!) I’ll make the time. I still have (and still fit into) my tartan bondage-hooked prom dress (that’s got oxymoron written ALLLLL over it!!)!!

  6. Sister Wolf Says:

    HelOnWheels – But wait! Can’t you just add some fierce high-heeled boots or moto-something and some torn crap? You can rock this, I KNOW it.

  7. HelOnWheels Says:

    SW – Ok, ok. I did it. But I didn’t have enough time to do a great job.

  8. Sister Wolf Says:

    PLENTY OF TIME TO SUBMIT YOUR PHOTOS! I’m thinking of posting them Sunday night. I like what I’m seeing so far…totally clueless. xo

  9. Make Do Style Says:

    I’ll get on in by Saturday I hope!

  10. jj Says:

    Thank the baby jesus for this trend!! I’m going to try and sell my black bedsheets on ebay as a “dark decadent drapy rick owens ann deenmemeuelemester style 4-in-1 transformable wrap dress garment”
    bitches will BID on that shit

  11. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Talking of clueless goth bloggers…. I nearly screamed. DEVIL EYES.

  12. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    PS And saw this and thought of you.

  13. enna. Says:

    Missed the baglady contest (sadface), but I’m *definitely* doing this one.

  14. Joy D. Says:

    I am pretty sure I am going to do this!

  15. Sister Wolf Says:

    Make Do, enna. and Joy D. – I can’t wait to see!!!

  16. marie Says:

    submission sent

  17. Sister Wolf Says:

    marie – Oooooooooooooooooooh, amazing!

  18. hammiesays Says:

    Please attract some Brisbane Goths! they smell even worse than they look xx

  19. marie Says:

    thanks, Ms. Wolf. when will we see your submission?

  20. cheraya Says:

    Bugger – am I too late? I can so rock this look but am at work and camera-less

  21. TheShoeGirl Says:

    OH NO!!!!!!!!! I’m In New York and only have what I brought. :'( Fuckshitass!

    Let’s see if I cant whip something up…

  22. Sister Wolf Says:

    TheSHoe GIrl and Cheraya – Okay, hurry!!!! We’re waiting for you!!

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