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… my private and personal goat is prematurely bald and her psychiatrist thinks it will help her get over her depression because everybody points and laughs at her when she goes to the mall.
My cats already view me as their parent/litter mate/spouse and this skirt will ensure that they’re not mistaken in their perception that we’re related.
Because I want to donate it to Bristol Palin for her debut on Dancing with the Stars . She has stated that she won’t be wearing (human) skin baring outfits, but will be donning plenty of animal fur. So this skirt is perfect for her, although I’m sure she’d prefer yak.
Because I love goats and dream of shepherding them; sadly, I don’t live close enough to anywhere suitable to shepherd one goat- never mind however many it took to create this beautiful monstrosity! I need to fulfil my outdoorsy dreams somehow- plus imagine how cushioned your arse would feel whilst sitting somewhere hard. Dreamy!
Alex – hahahahahahahaha.
I would buy this skirt because…it’s the only response I can think of to the news that underage girls can now get bikini waxes. Plus, it’s one less for Sea to curate.
It’s not a goat fur skirt! I’m transforming myself into a goat (my dream since I was 3) through 135 surgical procedures; I have still 95 to go, but I’m making a good progress. I have to raise money, because horns have to be 24 carat gold. This is my dream and I’m sticking to it!
Because everyone can feel like a man for a moment without a sex change. I am sure the model’s calves are nice on a daily basis but here it just looks as if she’d be a transvestite.
September 10th, 2010 at 11:44 am
I have a dirty fantasy about being Mrs Tumnus.
September 10th, 2010 at 11:47 am
I’m sick, twisted, and off my meds.
September 10th, 2010 at 11:47 am
I need a new outfit for the furry convention in Vegas next year.
September 10th, 2010 at 11:57 am
… my private and personal goat is prematurely bald and her psychiatrist thinks it will help her get over her depression because everybody points and laughs at her when she goes to the mall.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
It will seriously detract from the fact that I haven’t shaven my legs in 6 weeks.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
My ass gets cold, but not my legs, because I refuse to shave them.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
My ass doesn’t look fat enough already.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
honeypants! I was about to say the exact same thing! oh how i have missed you….
September 10th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Ann – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be my reason too.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
My cats already view me as their parent/litter mate/spouse and this skirt will ensure that they’re not mistaken in their perception that we’re related.
September 10th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Trick question. The model is wearing nothing but shoes.
September 10th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
It will divert attention from the fact I can’t be bothered to have a bikini wax
September 10th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
because you are referencing the Entered Apprentice from Matthew Barney’s Cremaster Cycle 3 except in “Clueless Goth” fashion!
September 10th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
because my pubic hair needs a soulmate
September 10th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
i want my hips, thighs and ass to look even thicker.
shit. i am seeing some other chick beat me to a similar comment. oh well.
have a fab weekend!
September 10th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Because I want to donate it to Bristol Palin for her debut on Dancing with the Stars . She has stated that she won’t be wearing (human) skin baring outfits, but will be donning plenty of animal fur. So this skirt is perfect for her, although I’m sure she’d prefer yak.
September 10th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
because I have truly gone insane.
September 10th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
…because I’m about to audition for Lord Of The Rings.
September 10th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
My goat fur tube top just doesn’t look right without it
September 10th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Because I love goats and dream of shepherding them; sadly, I don’t live close enough to anywhere suitable to shepherd one goat- never mind however many it took to create this beautiful monstrosity! I need to fulfil my outdoorsy dreams somehow- plus imagine how cushioned your arse would feel whilst sitting somewhere hard. Dreamy!
September 10th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
I’ve been looking for a maxi merkin like forever
September 11th, 2010 at 12:24 am
it’s yifftastic
September 11th, 2010 at 12:45 am
I’m planning a break-in at the zoo!
September 11th, 2010 at 2:15 am
Alex – hahahahahahahaha.
I would buy this skirt because…it’s the only response I can think of to the news that underage girls can now get bikini waxes. Plus, it’s one less for Sea to curate.
September 11th, 2010 at 3:12 am
I have had a massive, and probably twisted, crush on Mr Tumnus since I was eight.
September 11th, 2010 at 4:03 am
…it will look great with my Crocs.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:30 am
…….I can’t be arsed shaving my bikini line any more.
September 11th, 2010 at 5:40 am
…I’m a naked goat?
September 11th, 2010 at 5:46 am
…it would make my entry to the Clueless Goth Style Challenge SO much better
September 11th, 2010 at 6:23 am
Because I got a Brazilian and now I deeply regret it
September 11th, 2010 at 6:40 am
It’s not a goat fur skirt! I’m transforming myself into a goat (my dream since I was 3) through 135 surgical procedures; I have still 95 to go, but I’m making a good progress. I have to raise money, because horns have to be 24 carat gold. This is my dream and I’m sticking to it!
September 11th, 2010 at 8:17 am
my shearling hot pants are in the wash
September 11th, 2010 at 10:09 am
I have a fantasy about being raped by Mr Snuffleupagus
September 11th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
It will help channel my inner satyr.
September 11th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Because I have been awake all night wondering where I can get a giant merkin
September 11th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Jlynn—LOLOLOL
…because I want people to think I spent $9 on my skirt and I will know better.
September 11th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
My bum doesn’t look big enough
September 11th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
so my pubes can have a best friend
September 12th, 2010 at 8:59 am
I can’t rock my Booty Pop in assless chaps
September 12th, 2010 at 11:47 am
…what else would I wear my Chanel yeti boots with?
September 12th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
I’m starring in an avant garde theatrical production of “Where The Wild Things Are.”
September 12th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
it will make my vagina look smaller.
September 12th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
if I were a jerk.
September 13th, 2010 at 12:57 am
I cannot type enough Ha’s…….
September 13th, 2010 at 6:46 am
I’ve lost my merkin.
September 13th, 2010 at 9:18 am
I’m trying to pick up a hot caveman.
September 13th, 2010 at 11:06 am
I need this goat fur skirt because I got laser hair removal on my hoo-ha and according to the latest Cosmo, the bush is back.
September 13th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I am CANADIAN…. and winter is coming.
September 15th, 2010 at 9:46 am
I need this goat fur skirt because I’d like to pet my self in public places.
September 20th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Because everyone can feel like a man for a moment without a sex change. I am sure the model’s calves are nice on a daily basis but here it just looks as if she’d be a transvestite.