Fashion Editor Styleapalooza
Ali knows that Fashion Editors like attention! Her umbrella is a good way to stab underlings and to teach Tavi how to really block the view at a runway show. See how she has artfully exposed her belly button, too.
A good Fashion Editor needs to glare. Perhaps her assistant has mispronounced “Margiela?”
Athif is rocking the shit out of this season’s pagan feather and fur accents. His bedroom slippers say: “I make the rules, you just follow them!”
Skye is a goddess and she knows it. Don’t make her mad.
Here, Skye rocks the Wonder Woman look that brings Anna dello Russo to her knees. Sunglasses and crazy head-wear are key to Fashion Editor Style.
Kate is shit with a camera, because it’s not her job, damn you! Her job is to strut around in her clunky heels, waving her fan and barking “Show me something else!” and “Who’s going to carry me up those stairs?”
Enna knows that Fashion Editors can look like hookers and still feel superior. Her mini-dress and heels say “Fuck me!” while her expression says “Fuck off!” She probably learned this from Carine Roitfeld, who is jealous of her radiant youth.
Behold TheShoeGirl. What’s not to love? As you know, she is sex on wheels. Her cigarette and BlackBerry show that she means business. Her fur and heels are forbidding, but the flash of tummy makes her almost human.
Note the oversize sunglasses and the bossy attitude. Classic Fashion Editor.
Finally, a special treat: Sister Wolf flaunts her Fashion Editor Style in front of her admiring dog. Leather shorts from Queen Michelle, Fluffy gilet from Queen Marie, vintage gold Gucci sunglasses (that you can buy if you’re interested.)
Thank you, Fashion Editors! xoxo
*Those of you who didn’t step up to this challenge, Grrrr. Next time, no excuses.
Tags: Anna Dello Russo, bloggers, sex, style
October 12th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I actually got dressed up to do this challenge, but couldn’t figure out how to take a full body picture of myself with my webcam, and was too embarrassed to ask for help. I’m excited for the next one, though.
October 12th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
There is no excuses next time, i’m in! i found reading that therapeutic. Bring on the next challenge SW.
October 12th, 2010 at 11:04 pm
Bahahaha @ Skye’s hat! I’m sure we’ll see some version of it at the next Paris fashion week.
October 13th, 2010 at 12:28 am
This is just such a funny post. All your Faux Fashion Editors have such serious expressions. Just like Real Fashion Editors really.
October 13th, 2010 at 1:19 am
I’m sorry, your dog scratching itself does it for me.
Now that’s a look!
October 13th, 2010 at 1:24 am
Faux Fuchsia – IF we don’t look disdainful, we’re not Fashion Editors, are we?
sam – It takes a lot to impress my dog, I have to admit.
October 13th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Truly rad and killin’ it. Yes where is the f***ing Satorialist when you need him.
October 13th, 2010 at 2:16 am
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to mingle with a bunch of hardcore fashion nutbars like that!
If only my little boy had a watermelon in his dress-up bag, I might have really been epically killing it:
http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/09/22_dellorusso_250x375.jpg
October 13th, 2010 at 5:58 am
ha! this is super. super super. you all look marvelous and frightening.
October 13th, 2010 at 6:04 am
when you’ve got an itch.
October 13th, 2010 at 6:05 am
You guys are WHY I refuse to step to the challenges! Ali, Athif, Skye, Kate, Enna, TheShoeGirl and YOU – I would have been blown out of the water. This post far exceeded my expectations. Thanks for starting off my Wednesday properly!
October 13th, 2010 at 6:11 am
Brilliant photos and commentary!
October 13th, 2010 at 6:22 am
I’m really enjoying these posts. Everyone is so creative. Please make them a regular event!
October 13th, 2010 at 6:27 am
hahaha. oh shoe girl! you do not dissapoint.
October 13th, 2010 at 7:07 am
hahaha the commentary had me busting up which caused my husband to look at me like I’m nuts. Hilarious everyone!!!
October 13th, 2010 at 7:07 am
goddamn the shoe girl looks hot
October 13th, 2010 at 8:40 am
athif has invented a new pose: pretend to hide behind vintage folder accessory whilst clutching stairway as subject is about to pass out from hunger
and brooch obscuring the eye is a new height of fashion. probably more mysterious than sunglasses or adr head nets…..but who knows if it’ll catch on?
October 13th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Just fabulous. In fact Absolutely Fabulous. Make my day and tell me that Athif has a fashion blog or a modelling contact at the very least.
Sister W you look insouciant and above it all entirely with that little hand wave – but you could have featured the Groupie Coat and then listed it on eBay as worn in a photo shoot with other fierce, rad indie fashion editors … damn.
October 13th, 2010 at 10:14 am
These are fucking hilarious.
October 13th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I love them all. I’m like “damn guys, you better rock those looks this fall”.
October 13th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Can’t even pick a favorite here (though TheShoeGirl I think nailed the facial expression that occurs mid-harangue very well).
October 13th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you all! This is why this is my favorite blog evah! You guys are brilliant. I was silently laughing so hard one of my colleagues thought I was having a seizure. Bravo!
October 13th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Aw man, next time. You guys look awesome
:D
October 13th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Amazing!!!!! Thank you for participating Sister. I feel honored to be in your presence
Ladies and gent. Nicely played.
I love this damn blog.
October 13th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Wonderful! I’m impressed by Athif pose; his slippers and Kate’s fan are particularly nice accents. I’ll participate as soon as I unpack my clothes from numerous boxes – right now I can barely find something, anything, to wear to work
October 13th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I suck for not doing this.
“Kate is shit with a camera, because it’s not her job, damn you!” — that’s how I feel about my normal blog pictures.
October 13th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I always wondered what became of my brown cat that just left when I moved houses all those years ago and was never seen again.
You have turned her into a fucking merkin or something and slung her around your shoulders.
Shame on you!!
October 13th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
omg the entries are all amazing!
athif i think i love you… you really rocked the male fashion editor/stylist.
Shoegirl looks great too and skye’s hat is brilliant!
October 13th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
That was fucking great! Brilliant is right, Marky!
October 13th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I love these! But SW, can I take your picture with my camera? It’s really high quality, so we could see how much more you’re killing it.
October 13th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
E – Nobody will buy that fucking groupie coat. I can see that now. I’ve listed it on ebay twice. Perhaps it is my destiny to own that damn coat. But I hope not.
Andra – Unless your cat was feathered, this is not her.
golden gate jumper – I was SO killing it, but you’re right, I only have a cellphone for photos.
Skye – If your boy doesn’t have it, it isn’t worth having.
** You people who didn’t get it together, NEXT TIME step up. We will be dressing like our favorite (or least favorite) fashion blogger.
October 14th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Fantastic – Skye is my favourite, I think all fashion editors should wear a plastic crown. And you missed an opportunity, could have modelled that fucking groupie coat!
October 14th, 2010 at 4:20 am
Great contributions, you are all killing it, shredding it, posting it and delivering it!
October 14th, 2010 at 6:22 am
These are all incredible! But I think Skye’s appropriated helmet is going to be seen on runways next season. She needs to copyright this design.
October 14th, 2010 at 8:06 am
Loves it. Skye and ShoeGirl kill it as usual, but I’m loving your own entry, Sister. You’ve got Anna Del Russo’s trademark pose nailed! Sorry I didn’t rise to the challenge this time, but I wouldn’t have been able to compete with these fabulous editors-in-waiting.
October 14th, 2010 at 8:07 am
Sister, is that really the next challenge???? Can I resubmit my Jane entry? Or I could stop eating and try to get as thin as Susu. Can you wait a few months?
October 14th, 2010 at 8:18 am
The pictures are brilliant, as is your commentary, Sister Wolf. You all nailed it.
October 14th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Darnit, I should have done this one – I can’t find an empty wall in my cramped apartment. I love it tho and Atif is spot on. He is channelling ALT and Hamish Bowles all at once. Brilliant.
October 14th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I am getting married soon, but I have a serious crush on Athif! Such a good sport and his photos are just KILLING IT!
October 16th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
The Shoe Girl nails it every time! Your commentary is just priceless!!
Bravo.
October 16th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
This is friggin amazing. I wish I woulda did this one
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October 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am
dammit, totally missed the boat on this one. with everything in my closet/dress up box i could have done wonders for this assignment. And PLEASE think of what leather jacket you were talking about for me. This girl is in need.
October 18th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Well done everyone!!!
October 18th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Feeling very excited about the dress in the window of Multiple Sclerosis Charity Shop in Bray now – Because I will be WendyB! But I am also shit at self photography (shit at all photography, lets be fair)
Skye – totally inspired by the SuperGrover addition to your look. xx