Fashion Editor Styleapalooza

Ali knows that Fashion Editors like attention! Her umbrella is a good way to stab underlings and to teach Tavi how to really block the view at a runway show. See how she has artfully exposed her belly button, too.

A good Fashion Editor needs to glare. Perhaps her assistant has mispronounced “Margiela?”

Athif is rocking the shit out of this season’s pagan feather and fur accents. His bedroom slippers say: “I make the rules, you just follow them!”

Skye is a goddess and she knows it. Don’t make her mad.

Here, Skye rocks the Wonder Woman look that brings Anna dello Russo to her knees. Sunglasses and crazy head-wear are key to Fashion Editor Style.

Kate is shit with a camera, because it’s not her job, damn you! Her job is to strut around in her clunky heels, waving her fan and barking “Show me something else!” and “Who’s going to carry me up those stairs?”

Enna knows that Fashion Editors can look like hookers and still feel superior. Her mini-dress and heels say “Fuck me!” while her expression says “Fuck off!” She probably learned this from Carine Roitfeld, who is jealous of her radiant youth.

Behold TheShoeGirl. What’s not to love? As you know, she is sex on wheels. Her cigarette and BlackBerry show that she means business. Her fur and heels are forbidding, but the flash of tummy makes her almost human.

Note the oversize sunglasses and the bossy attitude.   Classic Fashion Editor.

Finally, a special treat: Sister Wolf flaunts her Fashion Editor Style in front of her admiring dog. Leather shorts from Queen Michelle, Fluffy gilet from Queen Marie, vintage gold Gucci sunglasses (that you can buy if you’re interested.)

Thank you, Fashion Editors! xoxo

*Those of you who didn’t step up to this challenge, Grrrr.   Next time, no excuses.

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44 Responses to “Fashion Editor Styleapalooza”

  1. Em Says:

    I actually got dressed up to do this challenge, but couldn’t figure out how to take a full body picture of myself with my webcam, and was too embarrassed to ask for help. I’m excited for the next one, though.

  2. Kate B Says:

    There is no excuses next time, i’m in! i found reading that therapeutic. Bring on the next challenge SW.

  3. enna. Says:

    Bahahaha @ Skye’s hat! I’m sure we’ll see some version of it at the next Paris fashion week.

  4. Faux Fuchsia Says:

    This is just such a funny post. All your Faux Fashion Editors have such serious expressions. Just like Real Fashion Editors really.

  5. sam Says:

    I’m sorry, your dog scratching itself does it for me.
    Now that’s a look!

  6. Sister Wolf Says:

    Faux Fuchsia – IF we don’t look disdainful, we’re not Fashion Editors, are we?

    sam – It takes a lot to impress my dog, I have to admit.

  7. Make Do Style Says:

    Truly rad and killin’ it. Yes where is the f***ing Satorialist when you need him.

  8. skye Says:

    Thank you for giving me the opportunity to mingle with a bunch of hardcore fashion nutbars like that!

    If only my little boy had a watermelon in his dress-up bag, I might have really been epically killing it:

    http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/09/22_dellorusso_250x375.jpg

  9. marie Says:

    ha! this is super. super super. you all look marvelous and frightening.

  10. sam Says:

    when you’ve got an itch.

  11. Ann Says:

    You guys are WHY I refuse to step to the challenges! Ali, Athif, Skye, Kate, Enna, TheShoeGirl and YOU – I would have been blown out of the water. This post far exceeded my expectations. Thanks for starting off my Wednesday properly!

  12. Marky Says:

    Brilliant photos and commentary!

  13. Jill Says:

    I’m really enjoying these posts. Everyone is so creative. Please make them a regular event!

  14. Felicia Says:

    hahaha. oh shoe girl! you do not dissapoint.

  15. Juli Says:

    hahaha the commentary had me busting up which caused my husband to look at me like I’m nuts. Hilarious everyone!!!

  16. Dani Says:

    goddamn the shoe girl looks hot

  17. theresa Says:

    athif has invented a new pose: pretend to hide behind vintage folder accessory whilst clutching stairway as subject is about to pass out from hunger

    and brooch obscuring the eye is a new height of fashion. probably more mysterious than sunglasses or adr head nets…..but who knows if it’ll catch on?

  18. E Says:

    Just fabulous. In fact Absolutely Fabulous. Make my day and tell me that Athif has a fashion blog or a modelling contact at the very least.

    Sister W you look insouciant and above it all entirely with that little hand wave – but you could have featured the Groupie Coat and then listed it on eBay as worn in a photo shoot with other fierce, rad indie fashion editors … damn.

  19. Miss Janey Says:

    These are fucking hilarious.

  20. Aja Says:

    I love them all. I’m like “damn guys, you better rock those looks this fall”.

  21. Artful Lawyer Says:

    Can’t even pick a favorite here (though TheShoeGirl I think nailed the facial expression that occurs mid-harangue very well).

  22. HelOnWheels Says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you all! This is why this is my favorite blog evah! You guys are brilliant. I was silently laughing so hard one of my colleagues thought I was having a seizure. Bravo!

  23. rebecca Says:

    Aw man, next time. You guys look awesome :D:D

  24. TheShoeGirl Says:

    Amazing!!!!! Thank you for participating Sister. I feel honored to be in your presence ;)
    Ladies and gent. Nicely played.

    I love this damn blog.

  25. Cricket9 Says:

    Wonderful! I’m impressed by Athif pose; his slippers and Kate’s fan are particularly nice accents. I’ll participate as soon as I unpack my clothes from numerous boxes – right now I can barely find something, anything, to wear to work :-(

  26. WendyB Says:

    I suck for not doing this.

    “Kate is shit with a camera, because it’s not her job, damn you!” — that’s how I feel about my normal blog pictures.

  27. Andra Says:

    I always wondered what became of my brown cat that just left when I moved houses all those years ago and was never seen again.
    You have turned her into a fucking merkin or something and slung her around your shoulders.
    Shame on you!!

  28. cattirun Says:

    omg the entries are all amazing!
    athif i think i love you… you really rocked the male fashion editor/stylist.
    Shoegirl looks great too and skye’s hat is brilliant!

  29. Bessie the Buddha cow: Says:

    That was fucking great! Brilliant is right, Marky!

  30. golden gate jumper Says:

    I love these! But SW, can I take your picture with my camera? It’s really high quality, so we could see how much more you’re killing it.

  31. Sister Wolf Says:

    E – Nobody will buy that fucking groupie coat. I can see that now. I’ve listed it on ebay twice. Perhaps it is my destiny to own that damn coat. But I hope not.

    Andra – Unless your cat was feathered, this is not her.

    golden gate jumper – I was SO killing it, but you’re right, I only have a cellphone for photos.

    Skye – If your boy doesn’t have it, it isn’t worth having.

    ** You people who didn’t get it together, NEXT TIME step up. We will be dressing like our favorite (or least favorite) fashion blogger.

  32. That's Not My Age Says:

    Fantastic – Skye is my favourite, I think all fashion editors should wear a plastic crown. And you missed an opportunity, could have modelled that fucking groupie coat!

  33. Sonia Luna Says:

    Great contributions, you are all killing it, shredding it, posting it and delivering it!

  34. Tricia Says:

    These are all incredible! But I think Skye’s appropriated helmet is going to be seen on runways next season. She needs to copyright this design.

  35. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Loves it. Skye and ShoeGirl kill it as usual, but I’m loving your own entry, Sister. You’ve got Anna Del Russo’s trademark pose nailed! Sorry I didn’t rise to the challenge this time, but I wouldn’t have been able to compete with these fabulous editors-in-waiting.

  36. RedHeadFashionista Says:

    Sister, is that really the next challenge???? Can I resubmit my Jane entry? Or I could stop eating and try to get as thin as Susu. Can you wait a few months?

  37. deja pseu Says:

    The pictures are brilliant, as is your commentary, Sister Wolf. You all nailed it.

  38. Erika Says:

    Darnit, I should have done this one – I can’t find an empty wall in my cramped apartment. I love it tho and Atif is spot on. He is channelling ALT and Hamish Bowles all at once. Brilliant.

  39. Liz!! Says:

    I am getting married soon, but I have a serious crush on Athif! Such a good sport and his photos are just KILLING IT!

  40. ShoeTease Says:

    The Shoe Girl nails it every time! Your commentary is just priceless!!

    Bravo.

  41. Miasma Says:

    This is friggin amazing. I wish I woulda did this one :(((

  42. Rackk and Ruin Says:

    dammit, totally missed the boat on this one. with everything in my closet/dress up box i could have done wonders for this assignment. And PLEASE think of what leather jacket you were talking about for me. This girl is in need.

  43. honeypants Says:

    Well done everyone!!!

  44. hammie Says:

    Feeling very excited about the dress in the window of Multiple Sclerosis Charity Shop in Bray now – Because I will be WendyB! But I am also shit at self photography (shit at all photography, lets be fair)

    Skye – totally inspired by the SuperGrover addition to your look. xx

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