Authors : gretchen bell aka dolly python , and Monique. 2010
A bare stage. Two friends at computers. A hint of spittle at the corner of each mouth. They speak the words in unison as they type.
AND, I mailed you a complimentary necklace and a can of Raid for your vagina!
It is a proven fact you have sand in your vagina you have confirmed it over and over and over again. (hahahahaha)
Gretchen wants to know if you want Uncle Jerry to unclog your vagina with his pencil dick.
P.S. “Dolly” says that she imagine you in a “Wild At Heart” moment, reapplying your lipstick over and over with sweat, tears, and black hair dye running down your face. And a very blown out vagina clumped up with gorilla glue and cat litter.
You sure don’t have a problem with bitches being psychotically obsessed with you as long as their crawling up in your sandy vaginA now do you? What an ass you are.
P.S. Gretchen is going to dress up as you for Halloween! She’s going as a sandy vagina. I’m going to be Uncle Jerry and I’m gonna help clean you up.
the women continue to type as the curtain falls, and a lonely trumpet can be heard in the distance, playing “The Yellow Rose of Texas.”