Denim Maxi Skirt

This skirt makes me   want to __________________________.

Genetic Denim,   $220 at Shopbop.

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44 Responses to “Denim Maxi Skirt”

  1. Chandra Says:

    wear these boots http://www.shopbop.com/backup-off-white-haircalf-flat/vp/v=1/845524441872529.htm?folderID=2534374302076317&fm=sale-category-shopbysize-chosen to accompany said skirt.

  2. David Duff Says:

    . . . giggle?

  3. E Says:

    … take up bird-watching.
    It could double as your own personal bird-hide!

    Just imagine the giant tide-mark of muck that hem will attract.

  4. Deena Says:

    …….find a similarly bizarre shirt to match.

  5. BethUK Says:

    Sigh….

  6. Nats Says:

    Pull out my own eyes and stamp on them with those crappy brogues in the photo.

  7. Stella Mayfair Says:

    … alert the man repeller as the latest incarnation of classic yeshiva chic finally reaches the most daring mormon wives of utah.

    does this even make sense? this skirt is just so weird.

  8. lucinda Says:

    Make my own version from a pair of old jeans and see if I can pass them off for $220.

  9. maria Says:

    :::::::DDDDD hahhahahahaha aah, wait a minute..

  10. Ms. M Says:

    Sew the inseams back together.

  11. james Says:

    cry

  12. liz Says:

    be a sexy hasidic woman?

  13. Sheri Says:

    Look away! Look away!

  14. Dru Says:

    burn it. Or turn it into a miniskirt.

  15. RoseWolf Says:

    It makes me want to pull out my 1979 high school yearbooks & check out the girl’s chorus pics – these were our uniform skirts paired with white ruffled blouses – and laugh because we made ours for free and burned them when year was over.

  16. Esme Green Says:

    vomit

  17. the real andrea Says:

    Make one JUST like it from an old pair of Levis….NOT!

  18. Make Do Style Says:

    A) want to give up
    B) make it a trend for a laugh
    C) burn it

  19. Nickie Frye Says:

    Pull out the sewing machine & make the slit WAY smaller…. and potentially bring up the hem to just below the knee. Then sell it on etsy, except they’re threatening to close my shop so I might just have to hawk it out of the back of my truck with the rest of my stuff.

  20. sisty Says:

    Conceive nineteen children, or however many the good lord blesses me with, which come to think of it wiill be a lot easier when I’m wearing that skirt.

  21. Erika Says:

    I went into a vintage store yesterday and they had a dress labeled “sister-wife” dress like it was an aspirational THING!! aaahhhhhggggghhh!!

    I want to take this skirt and cut it into three different skirts to maximize the amount of fabric here, then take the left overs and strangle whoever made it.

  22. Alicia Says:

    vomit…but that could be food poisoning…

  23. kt Says:

    I think I had a skirt similar to this that I bought from the Gap over 10 years ago. The slit was not nearly as high and slutty, though. Either way, it didn’t work then, and it ain’t working now, even if you slap on a pair of brogues.

  24. Taylor Says:

    It makes me wanna toss on my pajama jeans!!

    https://www.pajamajeans.com/flare/next

    View the video.

  25. Emily Bleak Says:

    Take away the slit and add a horrible peasant-skirt ruffle to the bottom and you’ve got my favorite skirt from 4th grade.

    Urgh.

  26. Stella Mayfair Says:

    ^ahahahahah, erika! that’s gross!

  27. TheShoeGirl Says:

    …become a polygamist on a compound? I’d have the sexiest skirt in town.

  28. Julie Says:

    Go Lady Duggar slutty chic! Shits hot!

    OH.
    GOD.
    NO.

    Shopbop always gives me nauseous laughter. At least its not leather.

  29. Erika Says:

    Kt, I had that skirt too in dark denim. I wore it once. There was also some kind of drawstring, full length denim, prairie skirt that i never wore. I just couldn’t make it work. I never should have tried.

  30. Dexter VanDango Says:

    ..insert my hand while pretending to be lost in her eyes.

  31. Cricket9 Says:

    Become a Mormon ho.

  32. Juli Says:

    …gouge out my eyes.

  33. Ariel Says:

    Yeah, those are what my crew, MY CREW, refer to as Apostolic skirts. They were quite popular amongst the boringly normal church and raising inspired by the church kids.

  34. SarahJayne @ Goldmine Trash Says:

    … re-repress that part of the 90s I associate with it.

  35. Marky Says:

    change the channel.

  36. Kristin Says:

    Ralph. And I capitalized it because there is a dude from my past named Ralph that makes me want to do the same thing. HA!

  37. theresa Says:

    be in middle school again when my denim maxi with butterfly patches was my proudest sartorial curation.

  38. emile Says:

    break out my rad floral doc martens, pair them with thick black knee-high socks, and throw on an extra-large thrifted men’s flannel shirt. then I’ll take a rake to my dirty blonde hair, totally channeling a vintage grunge feel with a feminine twist.

  39. lin Says:

    The Mullet Skirt- party in the front, business in the back, horribly dated all ’round.

  40. Desiree Says:

    … buy it for Gooney Bird.

  41. Staircase Witch Says:

    Give her a blanket. Brr.

  42. Rosee Says:

    …Donate it to BryanBoy

  43. Jeanne Says:

    LOVE it! Doesn’t look good on the model, in real life, adorable! And you can find it much cheaper with coupons elsewhere, which won’t matter to anyone here. The shoes do not go with the skirt. Bad styling choice. Just found your blog on a word search, pertaining to Jeff C Demeter shoe (also love), and it’s fabulous. Cheers!

  44. Linnea Says:

    …make a tepee.

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