UGH. I somehow found myself at Sea of Shoes and was reading Jane’s latest post and was like “WTF WHO DO I COMPLAIN TO” and your comment box was the only thing i could think of.
Jane’s talking about her stupid Ann Demeulewhatevers again:
“The best perisodactyl shoe design in my closet….it’s so great how the platform of this shoe is perfectly rounded like a horse shoe. That’s why all of the knock-offs of this shoe failed so miserably, they didn’t have the wide hooven bow in the toe. Thank you Ann Demeulemeester for not being afraid to make girls look like horses!”
Now, wait minute; Lord carrieth Bryanboy to Bryanboy’d hotel, or Lord’s hotel? Or were they staying at the same hotel? Oh well, I’m probably nitpicking. Thanks SW and Tatyana!
MW, I always thought that girls liked horses (I even taught numerous girls how to ride), but didn’t want to look like one. I guess I was wrong. What’s next for Jane, “pony” paraphernalia?
“Bryanboy’s hotel, not “Bryanboy’d hotel”…
By the way – I had a look, and poor Jane is definitely heading from a major surgery on her feet – that, or walking in sensible shoes with a cane when she’s my age.