The Mystery of it All

What’s the point of being Calvin Klein if all it gets you is this 21 year old porn model??

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23 Responses to “The Mystery of it All”

  1. alicia Says:

    Clearly, Kaiser Karl has the better deal.

  2. Brie Says:

    What is ever creepier is the porn model looks like a much younger version of Klein….so that doubles the creepiness in my book.

  3. Rackk and Ruin Says:

    He looks just like a 21 year old Calvin klein. It must be some self-obsessed kinda thing.

  4. kates Says:

    Is that actually Calvin Klein? Looks more like his wax image to me.

  5. sam Says:

    And which one is Calvin Klein?

  6. liz Says:

    I thought it was his son the first time I saw him. gross. Michael Musto wrote an interesting blog post telling him to go back into the closet http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2011/01/calvin_klein_go.php

  7. Ann Says:

    No way that’s his boyfriend, they look like father/son. Paging Dr. Freud….

  8. melvin Says:

    this is so embarrassing.
    I can’t understand why there are so many gay dad-son-relationships. and every couple has to emphasize how true and deep their love is. 2 months later (or even earlier) they break up like “we hadn’t THAT much in common”. why???
    (I don’t question that relationships with a great age difference can’t work. and btw, I’m gay and not an english native speaker)

  9. kt Says:

    So, that’s really not his son?

  10. Aja Says:

    You know, it’s weird yes. But it doesn’t bother me because how many old heterosexual men go after young women? I’m an equal opportunist for strangeness. They do favor each other though and that’s a bit strange.

  11. Dru Says:

    Nothing strange about it except the fact that the 21-year-old looks like a decades-younger, frat-boy version of Klein himself, they even have the same sticky-up hair.

  12. Christy Says:

    1. WTF is wrong with Calvin Klein’s face? He looks old and wrinkly yet parts of his face look like he’s had plastic surgery. So weird, either age gracefully or get all of your shit plastisized.

    2. I saw that picture and instantly thought that was his son. I don’t care if he’s dating men that are young enough to be his son but they can’t look like him. Liberace made his lover get plastic surgery to look like a younger version of Liberace. At that point why don’t you just clone yourself if you want to date yourself that bad?

  13. Cricket9 Says:

    I don’t care about the age difference (hell, I lived for 10 years with someone 18 years younger), but where is now highly publicized and photographed Calvin “I’m-clean-now” Klein’s wife Kelly and their charmed life with seaside villas, boating, horses, etc.etc? What is she up to – anyone knows?

  14. Cybill Says:

    Look at the size of mini-Calvin’s teeth – wouldn’t they get in the way of his, um.. job?

  15. Another old biddy Says:

    Another chicken hawk and her jailbait. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn ugly:

    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/01/10/male-model-admits-killing-castrating-reporter-inside-manhattan-hotel/

  16. Marky Says:

    Ew.

  17. theresa Says:

    that guy looks like a greasy Bachelor contestant

  18. greg Says:

    Look, they’re at the “Dinner for Schmucks” premiere. Pretty accurate.

    Plus, mini-Calvin got new teeth and a new nose out of the deal. Before the plastic surgery that CK Jeans paid for, mini-Calvin was just another run-of-the-mill drug-head suckin’ dick in internet porn to bring home a little bacon and make it through the day. And now…jack-fuckin-pot, dude! Or as mini-Calvin would now say…jack-fuckin-pot, girl!

  19. Suspended Says:

    Eeeew Calvin Decline…..looks like a Madame Tussauds dummy that’s been left too close to the heater.

    I find this relationship very creepy and narcissistic. They even stand the same way.

  20. tartandtreacly Says:

    I have to quickly scroll past this picture every time, because something about Mr. AARP’s face is just a little too Uncanny Valley to be countenanced.

    A in Cognitive Dissonance, A+ in Creepiness.

  21. Hammie Says:

    Frighteningly narcissistic – what he would do on second life if he was too poor to buy a real people.

  22. Dj Says:

    Ms Kelley is in Florida on a horse farm, has a pad on Central Park south and is raising an adopted son, non Calvin Klein…I just know…..

  23. Odile Lee Says:

    The thought of them having sex frightens me.
    They look like puppets, and puppets freak the fuck out of me. eeeewwwww run away!

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