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14 Responses to “Glenn Beck has a Lesbian Stick!!!”
I hate Glenn Beck, whoever he is.
I nearly had a lesbian stick a couple of months ago.
If you’re good I’ll send you a photo of it.
And up his Yasi too!
The stick must be stolen. Anyone can do it! Just pretend to be someone in need of social services and you can walk right past him like you’re invisible! (And while you’re inside the Beck stronghold to steal the stick, whomever you are, could you also please locate the Glenn-crypt and pop out his battery pack? I think we’d all sleep more soundly knowing he was ‘deactivated’ wouldn’t we?)
Who is this dick? And why does he want me to be frightened by the Egyptian people’s struggle for democracy? As for that Yoda impersonation… makes me want to repurpose his lesbian stick, if you see what I mean.
Glenn Beck cannot possibly have a lesbian stick, because he would neither entertain the notion of a lesbian nor tolerate the existence of such a being. He is not worthy to own a lesbian stick. Rather, I think the stick he holds is an extension of the same that is up his arse. Desire it not, touch it not, own it not, as it is full of crap.
Who the hell he?! What is he wearing – any why? Is he demented? Yes, his stick should be repurposed – he would make a nice puppet – if you know what I mean.
We have our share of wackos here in Canada, but your wackos in US beat ours every time…
February 4th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
I hate Glenn Beck, whoever he is.
I nearly had a lesbian stick a couple of months ago.
If you’re good I’ll send you a photo of it.
And up his Yasi too!
February 4th, 2011 at 8:16 pm
As long as it’s not yours, I don’t care what that hate monger has.
February 4th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
STEAL IT!!
February 4th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
Best blog post title of all time.
February 5th, 2011 at 5:32 am
The stick must be stolen. Anyone can do it! Just pretend to be someone in need of social services and you can walk right past him like you’re invisible! (And while you’re inside the Beck stronghold to steal the stick, whomever you are, could you also please locate the Glenn-crypt and pop out his battery pack? I think we’d all sleep more soundly knowing he was ‘deactivated’ wouldn’t we?)
February 5th, 2011 at 7:45 am
I rarely watch this show. My god, it pains me.
February 5th, 2011 at 10:59 am
Who is this dick? And why does he want me to be frightened by the Egyptian people’s struggle for democracy? As for that Yoda impersonation… makes me want to repurpose his lesbian stick, if you see what I mean.
February 5th, 2011 at 11:24 am
Dave C-
I know what you mean.
February 5th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
I will help steal it. Haven’t been a vandal since college (70′s) & would enjoy clipping Glenn’s stick.
February 5th, 2011 at 7:10 pm
If only someone would beat him with it…
February 5th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Glenn Beck cannot possibly have a lesbian stick, because he would neither entertain the notion of a lesbian nor tolerate the existence of such a being. He is not worthy to own a lesbian stick. Rather, I think the stick he holds is an extension of the same that is up his arse. Desire it not, touch it not, own it not, as it is full of crap.
February 6th, 2011 at 8:54 am
Who the hell he?! What is he wearing – any why? Is he demented? Yes, his stick should be repurposed – he would make a nice puppet – if you know what I mean.
We have our share of wackos here in Canada, but your wackos in US beat ours every time…
February 6th, 2011 at 9:55 am
Did he steal yours??
February 14th, 2011 at 2:45 am
oh i love his stick ahahha!!
can’t believe that O’Reilly looks liberal next to this guy LOL!!