My first response to these spring pumps by D&G was: “Sea of Shoes!” I can’t think of anyone who could wear them better than Jane.
No one can do Nutty 70′s Divorcee like Jane does. Somehow she manages to look worn and trying-too-hard no matter what she wears. Her ‘Baby Jane’ Halloween costume was only a fraction scarier than her everyday look.
I think she could wear these shoes with a tutu over a Bob Mackie evening gown with maybe a huge bedazzled cowboy hat. Right? I don’t know, I’m crap at styling, obviously.
I’m not really mad at Jane any more. I have turned my wrath elsewhere. I’d like Jane to fix my roof or my teeth but if she chooses to buy shoes instead, I can deal with it.
Jane, these shoes are only $495. I hope their relatively low price won’t be a deterrent! You can buy them here.