Lace Peplum Shorts

I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if ___________.

Jen Kao at Shopbop.

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47 Responses to “Lace Peplum Shorts”

  1. Andra Says:

    Lookin’ good, Gooney.

  2. firefly Says:

    If someone reimbursed me $2000. And then I would promptly decorate my table with them.

  3. kellie Says:

    If I started shitting money.

    Honestly, that is the only way.

  4. Kimberley Says:

    … I had bad taste and a sugar daddy.

  5. sheri Says:

    I were insane.

  6. chuck n. Says:

    … if i believed tacky-ass wings could become avant-garde (but still tacky)

  7. patni Says:

    if I had a lot of spare money, and needed a table cloth and some napkins.

  8. Andra Says:

    Let’s face it, if somebody insisted you take a very large bag full of $ 100 notes and the deal was you have to buy and wear these pants you would think about it long and hard.
    And then bargain the price down to something in the order of $ 5.85.
    But you would only wear them at night and in the dark and only for a very short time.
    And come to think of it, probably only a person doing short times in a dark place would wear this garment (I use the term ‘garment’ loosely).

  9. Christine Says:

    my life depended on it.

  10. alicia Says:

    Terry Richardson left the fashion “photography” business and photographed tree frogs in the Amazon instead.

  11. Michelle Says:

    if I had very expensive taste in toilet paper.

  12. Heidi aka Fuzzy Says:

    you threatened that sweet dog who lives across the hall.

    Jesus, those are ghastly! And the sad thing is, I have to close this window before my stupid husband sees them and tells me I should make them in latex.

  13. Aja Says:

    I was an asshole.

  14. sam Says:

    …..had lost the plot.

  15. Make Do Style Says:

    I got so caught up in your previous post and then wrote another comment, I completely forgot about these shorts!

    So, I would spend $1,595 on these lace peplum shorts if I could charge it to Charlie Sheen

  16. Muffy Says:

    I was running a Ponzi Scheme…..

  17. Another old biddy Says:

    I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if John Galliano was made to wear it with a sign round his neck that reads: “I’m an anti-Semite”.

  18. sonja Says:

    …there was no kleenex left in the world and it was either blow my nose or die.

  19. Cricket9 Says:

    OMG, The Attack of the Doilies!!!

  20. Winterbird Says:

    I were brain dead.

  21. EJ Says:

    I had starved myself, apparently. Only available in sizes 2 and 4. Darn it!!

  22. Liz!! Says:

    If I could have the body that comes with it. Hello legs and flat tummy!

  23. tartantreacly Says:

    Shopbop: where the lace trend goes to die.

  24. candy Says:

    If I got to dance at the folies bergeres with other french cancan girls wearing them in different colors.

  25. Crystal Says:

    I worked all day around midgets who had a serial sneezing condition.

    I wish I’d been quick enough to get in on the last post, but alas I’m much too late and now feel like I should just let it wane. Anyway, I still commend you for writing it and stirring up a lively debate.

  26. Emily Bleak Says:

    …if I had to construct an Icarus-like set of wings and attach them to my butt.

    …if I was allowed to cram them up my nose at the first sign of a nosebleed. (Allergy season is coming!)

  27. rysch Says:

    I were Jane. I need it to be worn with Ann D boots and one of vintage leather skirt in the little collection of leather I’ve been curated so far.

  28. Witch Moma Says:

    …if I could wear them with the flowery heels featured several days ago – to complete the nuttiness.

  29. Ann Says:

    No.

  30. jdd Says:

    …I were out of maxi pads with super absorbent wings.

  31. Sarah-Rose Says:

    I would pay $1,595 for those shorts if I was being paid $3,190 to wear them. Once.

  32. Cat Says:

    it was the dawn of a zombie apocalypse. These would fool zombies into thinking there was no brain left in me to feast on.

  33. Nickie Frye Says:

    Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My eyes!!!! :-(

    I agree with Sarah-Rose. Those are my terms, too.

  34. Claire Says:

    I like them!

    No really. I do.

    I don’t like them to $1,595 extent, but, I’m not sure I like anything that isn’t a house or house furnishing (in my dreams) to that extent.

  35. Chelsea Rae Says:

    …they came with Johnny Depp as my sex slave.

  36. candy Says:

    I like the shoes, they are cute.

  37. danno Says:

    … those big ass pockets were filled with Charlie Sheen’s boogers. POTENT stuff. Killer street value.

  38. David Duff Says:

    . . . if long Johns weren’t cheaper – and warmer.

  39. PsychedelicAnemone Says:

    . . . if my fatass could fit in them.

  40. Carrie Says:

    I’m with Chelsea Rae. Johnny Depp sex slave…that’s the only way.

    Or….a newly discovered island off the coast of the US, conveniently named ‘Tea Party Island’ by the Native Americans, where all the asshats can go to start their own country and subsist solely off the nutrients of their own ignorance? Yeah, I’d wear stupid shorts or anything else if it’d kickstart that alternative-reality future…

  41. Kitty Says:

    I had the legs to go with them.

  42. Dru Says:

    you gave me a lot of money and let me cut the frilly peplums off.

    They wouldn’t be ‘lace peplum shorts’ any more, but I’d be able to show my face in public with relatively little embarrassment.

  43. Dru Says:

    …OR, you let me wear a jacket on top that’s long enough to cover up the frilly bits.

  44. M Says:

    …if i cant afford to buy that bell sleeve jacket by jane.

  45. Drooling Isn't Pretty Says:

    ugh. looks like a lacy nappy. fail

  46. Deena Says:

    …doing so would bring about world peace.

  47. Linnea Says:

    …I needed a new lace doily.

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