The Army Skirt

“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.”

Whatever.

This skirt would look good with ______________.

$253 at Shopbop, by Prps.

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39 Responses to “The Army Skirt”

  1. alittlelux Says:

    looks like they cut the ends off a sleeping bag.

    FASHION FORWARD AND CUTTING EDGE.

  2. Dru Says:

    It looks like they cut the top half off a parka and repurposed the rest.

    Don’t shoot me, but I think it might actually work with a t-shirt or something if it wasn’t for the stupid drawstring.

  3. Andra Says:

    I just wish Gooney would get a proper job and leave show business (ha!) to the experts.

  4. Danielle Says:

    tent pegs.

  5. Sister Wolf Says:

    Danielle – Hahahahahahahaha!

  6. Sister Wolf Says:

    Andra – Poor Goony, they’re making her stand straight and it’s killing her.

  7. skye Says:

    That is the kind of thing the “funky” mums wear around here for the school run. With the red birkenstocks or flat maryjanes, for maximum frumptasticness. Very late 90s/turn of the millennium. I think we can expect a lot more of this as the Gen Ys discover the Prada Sport era and its offshoots.

  8. David Duff Says:

    I used to jump out of planes with that skirt on my back, or at least, something very like it!

  9. Joy D. Says:

    woah woah woah, no no no.

  10. sam Says:

    I like it.
    It’s over priced – but hey, not compared with other stuff you’ve had on here.

  11. Cricket9 Says:

    I know now what was missing from my life! Obviously, eco-messaged (messaged, not massaged, y’all) embroidery!

  12. Kate Says:

    Ha – yup, that is not nice.

    But I love that Sam is sticking her neck out here with a yes vote! It’s scary when eveyone is just:

    Yeah!
    Yeah!!
    Yeah!!!

    to your posts

  13. Heidi Says:

    …adult diapers?

    Or rather, it would be perfect to wear with your adult diapers because no one would ever suspect!

  14. Aja Says:

    I had something like this in high school. I’m amazed at how my high school styles are recirculating. Must mean I’m getting old.

  15. Ann Says:

    What the hell is that!? Not only is the skirt ugly, but those shoes are all wrong for it. Although, I can’t actually picture any shoe that would be right for it.

  16. Ruth Johnston Says:

    yuck .. xx

  17. TheShoeGirl Says:

    Patent leather knee high spats? ;)

  18. Tanya Says:

    …a ticket to Europe. Pack accordingly, throw it on your back, and you’re ready to hoof the streets of Prague, or whatever is en vogue nowadays.

  19. kirsten Says:

    you could take it off after a camping trip and pack your sleeping bag right back into it! brilliant.

  20. Laetice Says:

    A dead Libian

  21. Laetice Says:

    (if it were 1999)

  22. drollgirl Says:

    this skirt is a piece of shit.

  23. The Bad Kate Says:

    I liked the original better – one of the few Alexander Wang pieces I’ve ever seen and loved. What was that, summer 2010? The “football” season. I don’t think the “paint splatters” and camouflage yoke on this ripoff piece are adding value.

  24. kate Says:

    oh come on, this skirt is too easy.

  25. Debbie Says:

    some kindling inside the drawstring and a match for your m.r.e.

  26. Sister Wolf Says:

    Kirsten – True, but then they should sell it as a sleeping bag!

    Drollgirl – Bingo.

    Debbie – Hahahahahahahahha!

  27. Sarah-Rose Says:

    … kerosene and a match

  28. Andra Says:

    Drollgirl – succinct and right to the heart.
    Nice one!

  29. Erika Says:

    This is why I think fashion hates women, like it is mocking us

  30. sheri Says:

    my eyes closed.

  31. legsy Says:

    3 words: What The Fuck

  32. Zaradoodle. Says:

    This skirt would look good with fuck all, it’s bloody hideous.

  33. Winterbird Says:

    Birkenstocks and hairy arm pits.

  34. danno Says:

    Totally whatever. Not for my cankles, thank-you-very-much.

  35. ann hooker Says:

    a diaper. “Oops! I crapped my pants” skirt now on special for every pack of diapers sold!

  36. Deena Says:

    …… as a sleeping bag for my cat and his girlfriend.

  37. Kathleen Says:

    ….finally, something uglier to wear than Birkenstocks…..

  38. Cami Says:

    NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING, IT SHOULD BE BURNT!

    There are too many things wrong with this, I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Actually no, white girl/terrible styling – get this shit off! Get rid of the embroidery and that contrast panel yoke bullshit and maybe a tiny Japanese girl with 68 layers could rock it. Even then, questionable.

  39. StephG Says:

    fire

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