Oh God, It’s a Shoe

But why???

by Finsk. $999.95

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32 Responses to “Oh God, It’s a Shoe”

  1. the real andrea Says:

    WTF??? I forwarded the link to Daphne Guinness.

  2. Jaimi Says:

    Oh my, those are something else. They’re elegant in comparison to these, though:
    http://www.freepeople.com/shoes-platforms-wedges-and-heels/malindi-patchwork-platform/

  3. Tanya Says:

    Ha! I couldn’t help but be reminded of those awful Nagel prints.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainbowmermaid/5083440913/

  4. Jamtart Says:

    Sweet baby Cheesus, that’s ugly. Ugly and impractical.

  5. patni Says:

    crap. I kind of love it.

  6. Sister Wolf Says:

    Tanya – What a great eye you have!!!! They should call it “The Nagel.”

  7. Andra Says:

    Dahling, it’s ART!!!

  8. Sister Wolf Says:

    Andra – It’s art now that Tanya saw its resemblance to Nagel, which I hate of course.

  9. Elaine Says:

    Well actually this is part of Finsk’s branding and in order to remain “fashion forward”
    More here
    http://searchingforstyle.com/2011/05/love-finsk-project-3/

  10. Cricket9 Says:

    It wouldn’t be a bad shoe if we could remove the cancerous growth at the bottom and put a heel there instead. Ladies, prepare for walking on very stylish stilts in the Fall in the most fashionable colours and patterns. Practical too, to get through puddles and mud.

  11. sam Says:

    oh dear god
    don’t show Lady Gag-gag

  12. MG Says:

    Oh-my-fucking-god. Again, with the fashion disasters. Can you imagine the asshole that will buy these? Hahahahahaah! What a bunch of suckers.

  13. Kat Says:

    ok, I do not want to talk about the ridiculousness about those shoes, it is insulting to our intelligence (if it exists).

    I just noticed today that James Franco is despicable, and I had to share. I also pity people who like him.
    This is one big con, illustrating the way people are influenced. In my mind, one asshole, who somehow has a name, decided James Franco was a kind of misunderstood genius, and even though nobody agreed they went with it. The guy has no talent wether it is in acting, music, art, but still is everywhere.
    There is a wrong idea circulating that contemporary art is hard to understand, it’s wrong. When it is too hard to understand, when nothing can be felt, it is not contemporary art, it is a joke.

  14. Make Do Style Says:

    ..but not as we know it.

    I think I’ll stick to the idea of shoes that I can walk in ..yep radical I know but well I need to get to a to b.

  15. annemarie Says:

    I just don’t get it, any of it.

  16. Cricket9 Says:

    The sad thing is, someone, somewhere, is blowing a $1000 on THIS as we speak.

  17. Ann Says:

    This made me LOL
    my goddd

  18. Kellie Says:

    it is as far from being a shoe, as a shoe can get.

  19. Sister Wolf Says:

    Kellie – YES, amen!

  20. thrift store lawyer Says:

    suppose these could be worn at a party where everyone sits down the entire time.

  21. Srenna Says:

    @ Kat: I agree that James Franco is despicable.

    Those shoes are bad origami.

  22. Sister Wolf Says:

    Srenna and Kat – I’m on board with James Franco.

  23. annemarie Says:

    Dear Sister Wolf,

    I blame you for introducing me to Fashion Snag a while back. Occasionally, when I’m low on energy and think that disappearing into the internet would be an excusable and harmless thing to do, I find myself on her blog. Oh holy Christ, who the fuck is this girl? Why does she have zero taste? All those shots of her clenching her ass cheeks in shorts and six inch heels… And why is she so fucking village-idiot stupid? She must be a bit nuts, no? But, also, where the fuck does she get all her money from? Should a person this dumb be allowed to have a credit card?

    Really and truly, I feel dirty and defiled after I’ve been to her website. It seems like her boyfriend, who takes all the pictures and also buys her a lot of her swag, might be guilty of some sort of exploitation– taking advantage of an intellectually impaired person, for example. Should we report this website to someone?

    I’m mad at you.

    Still love you though,
    A

  24. EJ Says:

    Kat, I love you.

  25. Sister Wolf Says:

    EJ – Yeah, I love her, too.

    annemarie – Oh no, you still visit Thigh Girl’s blog?!? She’s still at it?? I’m so sorry. I guess I’ll have to make it up to you.

  26. annemarie Says:

    Sister Wolf,

    Yes, you have a lot to answer for.
    Amusing fact: Snag regularly goes to Las Vegas to see Celine Dion in concert. Celine Dion is her favorite artist.

    x

  27. Sonja Says:

    They’re perfect! For a circus performer.

  28. Emily Says:

    Not going to lie, I like the look of them and I’ve always wondered how seven-feet-tall would feel. Would wear them if they were free and came with a pair of beautiful men to carry me from place to place.

  29. Aja Says:

    . . . so that you will break your head open when you inevitably wipe out?

  30. firefly Says:

    This would be perfect!…as a sculpture. As opposed to functional clothing/accessories.

  31. Dru Says:

    annemarie – YOU LIE!!!! Please, tell me you’re lying about Thigh Girl’s favourite musician, I didn’t know it was even possible to have Celine Dion for a favourite musician (unless there are people whose favourite photographer is Anne Geddes and whose favourite books are those Chicken Soup for the Soul types).

  32. Dru Says:

    ^because the horror can’t be contemplated otherwise.

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