You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. $151.51 Penis key-ring below, $118.82
If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW pieces are elaborately pretty and clearly inspired by Salvador Dali‘s jewelry.
Boulevard Pearly Queen Bracelet: $277.75 Boulevard Pearly Queen Brooch, below: $150.51
Dali’s jewelry is exquisite and eye-popping. If you’re not familiar with it, get ready to scream “Oooooooo!” and go here to get started.