If You’re Thinking of Tampering With Your Face

Think again.

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35 Responses to “If You’re Thinking of Tampering With Your Face”

  1. Heidi Says:

    Wow. This young woman is still in her 20′s, am I right? This is beyond sad, she looks to be middle-aged. :(

  2. MG Says:

    She looks like a monster. Have you seen her little sister? That one is worse. I blame their idiot mother.

  3. the real andrea Says:

    She looks about 50 years old! What is wrong with these people? Here is a very pretty girl in her 20s who had to get on the “plastic surgery/filler bandwagon” for fear of not being able to compete in Hollywood with all the others with fake faces. Very, very sad.

  4. annemarie Says:

    Jesus, the state of her! Before I saw this picture, I thought there was a chance she would make a sort of a comeback. Now she could only be cast in a remake of Greenacres (but only if Zsa Zsa isn’t dead).

  5. Sam Says:

    I love that they go through all this just to look more beautiful, but end up looking like freaks. You can always pick someone who has had work done I reckon, so why bother?

  6. Rackk and Ruin Says:

    ummmm have you seen her little sisters recent face change?? Not good. and NOT natural (as her modeling agency, mother, and sister are claiming). Girls don’t go through puberty and end up looking like a real housewife.

  7. Romeo Says:

    No doubt we should feel pity for Miss Lohan, but the surgeon who did that may very well be a misunderstood genius or an auteur unable to release his full vision for fear of retribution from the AMA. Having seen the jewelry that Dali designed one cannot help but wonder what wonders he’d sculpt from living flesh. A marsupial pouch for Flava Flav so he wouldn’t have to have that oversized pocket watch around his neck. Get Mr. Flav a melty pocket watch too.

    Which reminds me, I tried watching that Human Centipede movie, but couldn’t even make it past the escape attempt where one of the doctor’s intended victims ripped an I.V. needle out of their arm.

  8. Sheri Says:

    Ugh. She was such a beautiful girl. Don’t suppose she’s “just” puffy from alcohol and drugs?

  9. Make Do Style Says:

    What to say, where to begin *shakes head, mutters*

  10. Sista Coyote Says:

    Sexy.

  11. Ann Says:

    So tragic. And yes – her sister’s recent surgery is frightfully worse. Mother of the year, that Dina Lohan.

  12. shearterror Says:

    She just looks so old and used up now. It’s so sad.

  13. Juli Says:

    Holy haggard Batman!

  14. Winterbird Says:

    Poor thing is galactically fucked up.

  15. alison cross Says:

    I would never have recognised her. What on earth has she done?!

    AX

  16. Sandra B Says:

    It’s so weird that this girl is my age. She also looks kind of sun-damaged, like she naturally has a fair complexion and should have kept it that way. Now she looks kind of… leathery.

  17. TheShoeGirl Says:

    YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Sandra B Says:

    Also I know it’s not your birthday SW… but I got you this:

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/5146665583_8abb1c71e1.jpg

  19. Ann Says:

    Whoa, Sandra! Well played! Helllllllo ginger boy!

  20. Kelly Says:

    Did she really?!?!? Oh dear lord…..why?!?!?!

  21. Sister Wolf Says:

    annemarie – Now you have me worried – Is or isn’t zha zha dead?

    Sandra – WAIT! EVERY DAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! I need more!

    rackkand ruin – Yep, saw that and discussed with BFF. She almost looks like she’s taking Human Growth Hormone. Body builders sometimes take it. Her face looks more manly, to me, that housewifey.

  22. Cricket9 Says:

    Holy crap – this is what you get paying, most likely, loads and loads of money?!
    I do think Zsa Zsa is dead, unless she just “left the building”?

  23. Cricket9 Says:

    OMG, I looked at the sister. Why, why, why do they get these hideous, horrible lips? Is it Angelina’s fault?

  24. Andra Says:

    It was EVA Gabor in Green Acres, not Zsa Zsa.
    To my knowledge Zsa Zsa isn’t quite dead yet. Certainly unwell but I think still hanging in.
    I think I’ll have a facelift just to annoy you, Sister.

  25. Sister Wolf Says:

    Andra – I thought it was Eva but I didn’t want to cause trouble. Leave your face alone, you can annoy me for much less money!

  26. Sister Wolf Says:

    Cricket9 – I do blame Angelina, although I think that technically the fake duck lips pre-date her.

  27. Marky Says:

    Mother of God!

  28. Marky Says:

    She could have been Julianne Moore, but now she’s Pamela Anderson.

  29. irini Says:

    Isn’t there any procedure or any surgeon for fuller lips without these results? Or are these results due to ignorant people asking for Jolie lips? Why can’t they take a hint from Keira Knightley? She SLIGHTLY pumped her lips and they look all sorts of okay and natural.

  30. Aja Says:

    Oh guuurl, why’d you go do that?

  31. Cricket9 Says:

    Sorry Marky, Pamela looks like a goddess comparing to THAT.

  32. Kellie Says:

    I think it is the multi-layer sandwich effect here
    Too much sun, too much bleach, too much self tanner.
    Too much booze and drugs.

    Too little self respect.

    fin.

  33. Hammie Says:

    Shows that money can’t buy self esteem. xx

  34. Whitney Soup Says:

    she certainly looks her age of 25…

  35. Danno Says:

    STOP WITH THE TANNING!

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