All New Houseboys
This is Dimitri Alexandrou. Some of you prefer more rugged, masculine houseboys, so help yourself to the new candidates.
Here’s a hunk of tattooed burning love. Don’t know his name, don’t care. He’ll need to keep his hands off my earrings.
Sylvain Norget looks like he means business. I can imagine him with a vacuum cleaner. I like it.
Daniel is a model and not really my type. But when I look into his eyes, I see him serving drinks and fluffing pillows.
What about this guy? Long hair to play with but enough manly pride to fold laundry with military precision.
Shah Rukh Khan is an Indian movie star ( I think) but I would like to see him lounging around after washing my hair.
I can’t resist a man in a dress. This may actually be my ideal houseboy. He doesn’t look judgemental: a plus!
Houseboy Sasha Marini is kind of sickening on the one hand, yet one might enjoy a scuffle with him as you try to get him to shave. I don’t know. Your call.
Now we’re talking. Francis Lane is the exact combination of youth and androgynous beauty that my house needs. I’d like to see him wearing embroidered satin slippers as he sweeps away the dog hair. I would even get him a feather duster!
Let me know if you found anything you like.
Tags: hot guys
September 25th, 2011 at 3:47 am
Have number three washed and sent to my tent.
September 25th, 2011 at 4:15 am
That Francis Lane has the most beautiful bone structure I have ever seen. I imagine that Donatella Versace’s home is animated by young, beautiful, feather-dusting flesh through and through. Give Madonna ten more years (?) before her houseboy collection begins to really rival that of Donatella’s.
September 25th, 2011 at 5:56 am
Do you have any delectable men of color (i.e. black men) on your menu? I’ll pass up this buffet today. I see you’re offering vegan options and I need some meat and macaroni and cheese.
September 25th, 2011 at 6:42 am
The first houseboy looks too fucking Ashton Kutcher for my taste but the last one looks barely legal– veddy nice.
September 25th, 2011 at 8:20 am
#3, 5 & 6… is there a home delivery option? Lovely choices Sister Wolf!!
September 25th, 2011 at 9:58 am
Oh yes, Francis Lane is the winner here. And that Devendra Banhart clone needs to be hung from the rafters by his stupid beard!
September 25th, 2011 at 10:06 am
Shah rukh Khan is not a movie star, he is THE movie star! pretty much anywhere except the US he has to be the most visible male beefcake in the world. He has been my imaginary house boy for many many years.
September 25th, 2011 at 10:11 am
1, 2, 4, 5 and the last one. I am not into beard boy, but i would like to hold him down and shave him.
September 25th, 2011 at 10:13 am
Dimitri
September 25th, 2011 at 11:38 am
Dimitri in a sarong. It would be a treat to see the reaction of the Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses when they ring my door. And he looks like he can give a good foot rub.
September 25th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
http://bobowoodlake.tumblr.com/post/10643312691
what about this guy!!!
September 25th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
ali – Yes! that’s Wili something, a popular model. I’m not sure about him but I’ve seen his high school yearbook picture and there he is a perfect angel!
September 25th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Added plus for #3 Sylvain Norget…he’s a porn actor & swings both ways.
September 25th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
oooooh! this is by far my favorite batch! well done! i will take them all…except sasha.
September 25th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Sorry to interrupt the new crop of houseboys but good god…
http://www.mou-online.com/Product-antelope-cowboy-ankle-boot_10.aspx
September 25th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Dmitri please!
September 25th, 2011 at 11:25 pm
I feel a heat for that first guy deep in my loins. Thank you Sister.
September 26th, 2011 at 5:29 am
Number 5 please. The bone structure is killing me! I’d say number 7 as well but he might want to “borrow” some things from me that he will ruin.
XXX
Suzanne
September 26th, 2011 at 4:03 pm
Long hair and military precision folding laundry – yes, that’s EXACTLY what I need. Bone structure is a bonus. Francis is beautiful, but looks too much like my nephew, have to pass. Thanks, SW!
September 27th, 2011 at 12:11 am
Do you deliver to Spain? then please note I am interested in Dimitri and number 5… Express delivery, please. Thank you very much.
September 27th, 2011 at 3:04 am
I don’t want to be greedy, but I’ll take Dimitri and no 5 please!
September 27th, 2011 at 4:16 am
Shah Rukh is my second favourite Bollywood star and he was in Khubi Khushi Khubi Gham – my favourite Bollywood epic. I cannot imagine he would know how to live without servants, let alone be a servant himself! xx
September 27th, 2011 at 7:35 am
I think I would enjoy playing cowboys and indians with Longhair #2. I don’t have to be politically correct in my own house.
September 27th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
i don’t usually understand the Houseboy stuff, but something happened in my loins when I saw Sasha Marini. He looks like a Centaur with that long beard. All I can think about is being overpowered by him and carried away to some mythological place where we can have sex all day and cast spells on people we don’t like.
September 28th, 2011 at 2:54 am
Oh, I got Shah Rukh Khan’s autograph once! It was around fifteen years ago and long since lost, but still, I had it once. The man is kind of enervating to watch, but super nice (he’s also kind of short, I’d guess around 5’7″).
Hammie – whoa, you liked that movie? It’s like 4 hours long and feels like 12, I remember falling asleep about 2 and a bit hours in.
September 28th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
@Dru & Hammie – My fav bollywood film too. I think I’ve watched the Bole Chudiyan segmant on YTube about a 100 times!
September 28th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
I’m thinking you may want to know this:
http://twitpic.com/2rxq0t
September 28th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
OK Sis. Give ‘em back their boy toys.
September 28th, 2011 at 5:12 pm
All of them, yes please, but I must say Shah Rukh Khan and # 7 are the ones for me. I want to play couture dress up with #7. Damn you woman, you know I cannot resist a man in ladies’ clothing.
September 29th, 2011 at 4:17 am
Are these the male equivalent of pole dancers..?
September 29th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Fuck yeah!!!
October 5th, 2011 at 9:24 am
MMMMM Francis. Come & cook for me naked.
October 6th, 2011 at 10:23 am
#3!!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Hmm…number 5 for room service, please!
I want a post of hawtness in glasses, all nationalities welcome. Seriously I can’t be the ONLY one with this fetish.
Boys may not make passes at girls who wear glasses (per Dotty Parker), but I certainly make passes at cute boys who wear glasses!
October 19th, 2011 at 1:20 am
WHO IS NUMBER 5
November 29th, 2011 at 5:15 am
Damn, I´m in love with Nr. 5, long hair and pride, what a cutie
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November 30th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Number 5. No question about it.
No.1 looks a little on the rapey side. If that’s your thing.
December 21st, 2011 at 3:11 am
about Shah Rukh Khan, you must see Devdas, a flamboyant bollywood movie:
http://youtu.be/fVg6Ehu1VXY