Behold the Willis Girls
I was thrilled to hear that Tallulah Willis (middle, above) was chosen to attend the prestigious Debutantes Ball at the Crillon Hotel on Paris’ Place de la Concorde.
At just 17 years old, Tallulah is one of the youngest of the 23 girls making their debut last night. Just look at her jewel-encrusted Lanvin gown, created especially for her by designer Alber Elbaz, who she described as “a very dear friend.”
Rumer competes for attention in a breathtakingly low-cut dress that craftily draws the eye downward to her bared breasts. Determined to make a splash in her own right, Scout died her naturally brunette hair for the occasion, achieving the perfect shade of bright yellow.
I can’t wait for more photos of the event, but I knew you’d be dying to get an early look at the splendor of these wonderful girls!
Tags: awful clothes, Willis sisters
November 28th, 2011 at 4:49 am
hookers chez crillon? the mitford sisters, they ain’t; nor the cushings.
November 28th, 2011 at 5:14 am
They look like horrible people. I categorize them in the same category as Vanessa Traina and Jen Brill – useless sacks of shits.
November 28th, 2011 at 6:04 am
Was it a Monster Ball? These girls look evil and supa-dupa-scary.
November 28th, 2011 at 6:09 am
Fuck, I hope the dress has a cut away section to reveal the “Be Present” tattoo on Rumer’s ribs. She’s a beautiful and deeply intelligent young woman, and a positive role model for girls everywhere.
I’m also impressed with Tallulah. The fact that she is a very dear friend of Alber Elbaz shows that she is an old soul, wise beyond her years.
And Bruce is simply killing it with that red lipstick and blond hair.
November 28th, 2011 at 7:14 am
Those are not attractive young ladies.
November 28th, 2011 at 8:05 am
The man behind the bare chested girl confirms that this event was not to be attended by humans.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:50 am
rofl Stacy!!!
Oh Sister! This is wonderful. It completely made my day! Please treat us to more photos of this event as they become available.
November 28th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
The yellow hair is making me have a panic attack about going blonde that mine will end up looking like that.
November 28th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
Stacy, I just laughed my ass off reading your comment. Thanks!
What a scary life the celebrities lead…
November 28th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
I can’t deny that I love the Alber Elbaz dress but everything else?
Blahhh!!
November 28th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Ugh. “Charmed”???
November 28th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/seaofshoez/October%202011/DSC_8668.jpg
mustache- i thought you might appreciate this.
November 28th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
Okay, Scout’s hair is pretty cool. It’s got that slick ’30s Marcel wave look that I love. But other than that, yikes.
November 29th, 2011 at 2:18 am
When two sets of fabulous genes combine with mixed results (is this the future of the Jolie/Pitt offspring?) but enough being horrible about toddlers – I actually think Rumer Willis is gorgeous. This is just an unflattering picture.
November 29th, 2011 at 5:47 am
I feel wrong saying this but it was the fugly ball right?! Rumer is looking like she might blossom though. Poor kids but I’m sure they are happy as sandboys
November 29th, 2011 at 8:36 am
I don’t think I can take in all this effortless glamour at one look.
November 30th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
They look straight out of an old Eightball comic.
December 1st, 2011 at 10:28 pm
I think the one in the middle is cute enough.
December 2nd, 2011 at 9:20 am
They scare me.
December 2nd, 2011 at 7:27 pm
Oh dear. Uh oh!
December 3rd, 2011 at 8:46 am
I love you, Sister Wolf.
December 3rd, 2011 at 3:28 pm
You are soooo bad LOL! But truthfully, those poor girls are so ugly … jeez! And those big jaws … Jay Leno????
December 3rd, 2011 at 9:36 pm
proof that attractive people can spawn not so attractive children.
poor girls, its not their fault!
December 4th, 2011 at 6:12 am
As a person who drew the short straw in the genetic lottery herself, I’d feel a proper meanie for ragging on these girls about the way they look.
But the fact that they are at a “debutante ball” to which they were only invited because their parents are famous, in the second decade of the twenty-first century, now THAT is cringeworthy. (and annemarie, you are killing me)
Also, can we not be nasty about Alber Elbaz? He designs lovely things and sounds like a sweet man in his interviews, nothing worthy of cunthood there.
December 4th, 2011 at 6:15 am
^I did not mean to imply that anyone was nasty about Alber Elbaz – just wanted to pre-emptively leave him out of what looks like a clusterfuck.