Monthly Archives: December 2011

Is This a Tribute?

This typically ugly “hiker wedge bootie” by Jeffrey Campbell is called Dammit. I have to wonder if it’s their way of rewarding me for tirelessly spreading the joy of the Jeffrey Campbell aesthetic around the world. However! If   this piece … Continue reading

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The PERFECT monkey fur jacket.   Now all we need is a _________. (, $2,195.00)

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Yes, It’s Time for The Lesbian Stick!

Let us all follow the Christmas tradition* of reading  The Story of the Lesbian Stick. ~ * Heartfelt atheist blessings to all you people who come here and especially you special ones who have given me so much. xo

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Gone From This World

Last night I discovered a girl named Chrissy who killed herself after several years of paralysis caused by a swimming pool accident. I learned about her in a forum on the Christopher and Dana Reeve Foundation website. I came upon … Continue reading

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A company called SRANGEBEAUTIFUL has come up with some sets of nail polish designed to appeal to the Proustian-minded among us. “….a range of 10 diaphanous veils of wildly haunting colors with inspiration ranging from the vampiric gradations of a … Continue reading

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Ickiest, Stupidest Ad Ever

I came across this ad in Marie Claire a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon. … Continue reading

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Enjoy My Colon

Today I had the privilege of another colonoscopy. My mother had colon cancer, so this is her gift to me. I looked forward to the propofol, but little else. The fasting and the nauseating potion you have to drink are … Continue reading

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Can We Agree on This?

Even though it’s not important and it doesn’t matter, I still want to know about Angelina’s lips.   Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. “Just look at Shilo’s lips!” As a teenager, above, her top lips was … Continue reading

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Underwear and Word Usage

I just got this Hanky Panky Retro Thong in two colors, and I can’t overstate their perfection. They are the Holy Grail of underpants. Let me just quote Hanky Panky’s website: A high-waisted panty with figure-flattering coverage everywhere you need … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?

Remember the last time we struggled with this? On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand,   he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge. Do you want to grab his jacket and run? … Continue reading

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