Can We Agree on This?

Even though it’s not important and it doesn’t matter, I still want to know about Angelina’s lips.  ¬†Everyone seems to accept that those lips are really real. “Just look at Shilo’s lips!”

As a teenager, above, her top lips was half the size of her bottom lip, which looks enormous.

Same here.

I showed these pictures to my husband, whose reaction was the exasperated retort: “How do I know, maybe some people’s lips get bigger when they get older!”

I love Angie for stealing Brad from Jen, and for flying around to refugee camps. But I think this is the answer to the startling impact of her face. It’s startling because she created at least two of her facial features.

Yes, no, or how dare I waste my time with such shallow concerns?

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40 Responses to “Can We Agree on This?”

  1. Chancy Says:

    Nose job and pumped up upper lip for sure.

  2. niki Says:

    maybe her bottom lip just deflated as she’s aged? also, you’re not accounting for photoshop on magazine, and different pout

  3. mimi Says:

    there’s photos of her as a baby with those lips. honestly, i doubt she’s touched them. in the teen pics, she’s definitely pouting and pushing out her lower lip in a way only teenage girls think looks good!

  4. alicia Says:

    Nose job fo sho.

    And probably some extra collagen pumped to the top lip.

  5. Cricket9 Says:

    Yes, a nose job (BTW – I prefer her “old”, not-so-perfect nose) and something is going on with these lips. The lower lip looks smaller???
    Ok, that’s my portion of shallow concerns for Sunday morning ;-)

  6. annemarie Says:

    Her lips are so big that I’ve always had a hard time imagining that anyone would do that on purpose.

    But she definitely had her nose done, so I imagine a little squirt of collagen is nothing after that. And getting multiple tattoos is not all that different from altering your face with surgery. The only reason she would never admit to it is because we’re supposed to think that Angelina is too virtuous for vanity.

    Also, I admire your shallowness. I’m also fascinated by people who fuck with their face. They’re like people who cheat on exam papers, who I have nothing but disdain for (even though I have done it myself). It’s much more noble to say fuck it and proclaim your ugliness/stupidity to the world.

  7. Make Do Style Says:

    Nose job deffo & as much as I try to think photography/photoshop might be at play top lip has been done too!

  8. the real andrea Says:

    She had her nose thinned and the tip lowered slightly (she had John Voight’s nose if you look at pictures of him) and her lower jaw made “stronger”. I think the upper lip is now helped slightly as well. If you look at her teenage pictures, she is a nice looking girl with some unusual features, but kind of like many nice looking girls. When my husband watched her 60 Minutes interview, the first thing he said is that she worked over her face. She looks like a cartoon character now, a caricature of herself. But how else do you steal Brad Pitt? He has had some work done as well. (really bad acne scars when he started).

  9. Romeo Says:

    Your husband may be right. But it looks as if Occam’s razor worked on her nose…

  10. David Duff Says:

    I agree with your husband!

    But who are these people?

  11. patni Says:

    her top lip has always looked weird and scared to me. A friend of mine who grew up in Siem Reap, and met her when she was filming tomb raider, said she was very nice but had very very bad skin, acne.
    and that nose is fake. I hate the stupid hollywood nose.

  12. Dru Says:

    Oh, the nose job is obvious. Her top lip, though, that looks like photoshop plus a purposely-held pout to me.

    (my mother is one of those people whose mouth looks bigger with age. I did not inherit said mouth)

    Also, isn’t her hair (Angelina’s, I mean, not my mother!) actually some shade of blonde? Though I don’t think hair dye counts as an appearance alteration anymore.

  13. patni Says:

    scarred not scared.

  14. Debbie Says:

    She absolutely had her nose done and had her lips injected and now they look like a butt-hole. She irritates the F outta me.

  15. Jaimi Says:

    I really prefer how she looked before. Pretty much every Hollywood actress has had work done, I don’t know why people deny she has.

    Also it’s kind of fun to think about shallow things like this from time to time!

  16. the real andrea Says:

    Another thought on this nice and shallow post (we all need this once in awhile for a little levity). Nice to know that WE are all naturally beautiful and all the celebs that are lauded about in the media are really JUST LIKE US! They just feel pressured to make themselves bigger and better than everyone else but end up looking like fools in the process.

  17. dexter vandango Says:

    Maybe the lips getting bigger with age isn’t so unlikely? The last of the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz just died. The picture of him showed ears the size of pie plates. Maybe lips as well as noses and ears keep growing?

    Of course there’s one other possible explanation.. um.. callouses…

  18. Lucy Says:

    Interesting comment re her acne during Tomb Raiders. I wonder if she was hitting the roids to bulk up? Apparently Brad Pitt had SEVERE back acne during Troy for that reason. She has had a nose job and upper lip work and it does annoy me. It’s like we’re supposed to forget how she looked in movies 10 years ago when she was quirky beautiful and simply accept her transformation into Barbie beautful.

  19. Stella Mayfair Says:

    i think she’s absolutely annoying, fake trout pout or real trout pout

  20. Taylor Says:

    She may have had TMJ surgery. I have ENORMOUS lips, but before I had it, I only had an enormous BOTTOM lip. It’s basically surgery that is done to correct the jaw, but it affects your entire face after you have it- TMJ is the condition that causes lock jaw, but once you have the surgery, your entire appearance changes. Or she could have had collagen in her upper lip, obviously.

  21. Sister Wolf Says:

    David – Angelina is a movie star and curates children, Brad is a gigolo, and Jen is the girl next door.

  22. Witch Moma Says:

    It’s possible to be BORN w/big lips – like Mick Jagger. It seems tho, that Angie has super-sized hers.

  23. silhouetteofthesky Says:

    personally, I think her lips look like a baboon’s asshole. and its so obvious! her upper lip has that uneven distortion that only comes from too much botox.

  24. Andra Says:

    She looks like a Puffer fish.

  25. Ann Says:

    Nose job yes, but I’m not so sure about the lips. My lips were thinner as a teen and they’ve gotten bigger over time. Not to the point of Angelina, but they’ve definitely filled out. I do think she’s beautiful.

  26. maura Says:

    She quacks.

  27. Alicia Says:

    I think she’s holding them taught enough to hide some of the bigness in the last two pictures. I can halve my upper lip size if I really concentrate.

  28. Alicia Says:

    *taut…I meant taut…

    ARGH.

  29. Juri Says:

    All in all, I’m with your husband as far as the importance of this question goes. Then again, they may be as genuine as Piers Morgan’s laughter. I’m afraid I want to see the two meet.

  30. Desiree Says:

    Every time I see those Ang I feel like handing her a Chapstick for those poor old cracked lips!!!

  31. kt Says:

    She looked so beautifully exotic and classic as a teen. Kind of Latina/Asian/Middle Eastern. Her upper lip definitely looks like it’s had some kind of enhancement work. I guess we’ll find out as she ages, if it starts to leak or whatever tends to happen in these cases :-(

  32. R Says:

    She’s totally had her nose and upper lip done, but she’s smart about keeping it juuuust subtle enough and enhancing features she already had.

    Sister Wolf, may I request a post on Paz de la Huerta? I’m kind of obsessed with her in a love-hate-WTFyouareoncrazydelusional bitch kinda way and I don’t know why. I don’t know whether I despise her or secretly want to be her.

  33. Constance Says:

    http://reinedeboheme.tumblr.com/post/2793801686/angelina-jolie-teen-years

    Her lips look pretty much the same to me. I think it’s actually the other way around, like someone already said, she’s making them less visible for those photos you posted.

    But clearly she has been tweaking with her face for years.

  34. Hagyness Says:

    Totally unrelated, but dear God, I hope Agyness Deyn’s interior decorating hasn’t escaped your notice: http://www.observer.com/2011/12/it-girl-agyness-deyn-lives-in-a-fugly-apartment/

  35. Eurasian Says:

    Thank you! I’ve been thinking the very same thing. I don’t know about the nose – during a growth spurt, teenagers are often nose, hands & feet, but the upper lip: yes!

  36. own it sister! Says:

    People don’t realize but girls faces do change and mature as they get older. Her top lip does look like it was handled in some way because of the way the inner lip is now visible. There are permanat lip implant options. My top lip is much darker than my bottom and I would like to have that corrected and wouldn’t want to hear an fing thing about it other than how great it looks. @Taylor I have serious TMJ as well and between that and my seriously deviated septum I would look really different if it were all corrected by surgery. I’ve done a complete 180 about plastic surgery. Only if it looks like shit should the person and doctor be judged harshly is my new motto. Sometimes mediocre looking people fck and get pregnant and those babies grow up to atone for the mis-coupling of their parents.

  37. Danno Says:

    She probably had a tip refinement and plumps that top lip every 3 months or so. I can’t figure out how she’s changed her jawline besides just losing weight and getting bonier. She’s beautiful, no doubt. Full of shit though. She keeps busy with her charities and work and let’s the nannies raise her kid collection. It bothers me that all her adopted children just happen to be beautiful. She picked the prettiest one’s in the bunch. And her twins aren’t natural. She picked those out too thanks to IVF. Blah. Haters gonna hate.

  38. DDT Says:

    Looks like her upper lip was adjusted.

    What I want to know is why you’re happy she stole brad from Jen (I am too), I’m curious!

  39. gvhbn Says:

    Faces change with aging. Angelina lost weight in her face.

  40. fresss Says:

    I think she had a nose job. Lips-I don’t think so, her mom had a wide smile like she does and her dad had pouty lips, put the two together. what always amazes me about her lips is the shape of them, so sculpted. usually pple with big lips just got fat round things, hers are structured like the rest of her face. besides she looks exactly like her brother and just wait till her kids grow up, u can see the resemblance in the lips, especially Shiloh. or are people gonna accuse them of pumping their kids lips when they were little?

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