I came across this ad in Marie Claire a few days ago, and couldn’t believe it wasn’t a joke. “Masque” is a new product for women who would enjoy performing oral sex if only it tasted like chocolate or watermelon.
I think it’s a little strip that dissolves in your mouth like a breath-freshener thingie. The only time I tried one of those mouthwash strips, I nearly choked to death, trying to spit it out.
Anyway, the ad’s tagline is beyond sickening: “Expect flowers tomorrow” it promises suggestively, showing a happy couple who have evidently managed the tricky completion of oral sex. Their expressions are ridiculous, much like the product itself.
Who are these fucking people who need to “Masque” the taste of sex and then expect flowers?!?
Ladies, if your man pulled out a “Masque” strip before doing his job, wouldn’t you just snarl, “Don’t bother?” I guess men are supposed to be so desperate that they’d send flowers.
This ad and the mentality it reflects is pathetic and gross and makes me want to kill everyone involved.