Finally!

The PERFECT monkey fur jacket.  ┬áNow all we need is a _________.

(farfetch.com, $2,195.00)

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26 Responses to “Finally!”

  1. yumi Says:

    matching ‘ombre’ hair!!

  2. David Duff Says:

    . . . is a pair of shears to get the hemline straight. Monkeys – heh! – what do they know?

  3. littlebadwolf Says:

    a minor transplant of skunk glands?

  4. Hammie Says:

    banana

  5. Romeo Says:

    flamethrower.

  6. Ann Says:

    Whoa. You have found some bad clothing on the net over the years, but this may take the gold medal.

  7. Dru Says:

    - Yeti to have a dress code crisis for a party hosted by Karl Lagerfeld.

  8. Mary Says:

    Jen Gnarlitude would totally gush over that!

  9. Suzanne aka Punk Glam Queen Says:

    …Pepe Le Pew as a date.

  10. Andy Says:

    I’m going to go with “monkey to spank” for 200$ Bob!

  11. carla fox Says:

    Lobotomy.

  12. Andra Says:

    …..rocket. Send the hideous piece of work towards say, North Korea, and let them worry about it.
    Maybe the starving peasants could eat it.

  13. Andra Says:

    PS: How ’bout a last look at Goony before the year ends?

  14. sulky kitten Says:

    Vajazzle?

  15. Marky Says:

    That’s fucking offensive on so many levels.

  16. kate Says:

    … lack of gag reflex

  17. ali Says:

    this looks more like pepelepew more than anything. pepelepelt.
    all it needs is a stench. I am sure whoever buys will provide in droves. caviar makes for stinky farts.

  18. dana Says:

    About 18 more so we can truly herd yaks?

  19. Helent Says:

    A big red monkey arse to hang out of the bottom

  20. Braindance Says:

    This is a really poor take on a outfit Barbarella wears after sexy time with the big hairy man that saves her from the well dressed children and biting dolls.

  21. Cricket9 Says:

    Goat boots!

  22. Sister Wolf Says:

    Braindance – I haven’t told you recently how much I love you. I love you. xo

    Marky – Don’t be so hasty! You haven’t seen it with a banana yet.

  23. candy Says:

    I thought monkey fur was illegal nowadays. This must be fake fur. thisis so horrible, I love this segment you have about fashion, it cheers me up always. love

  24. O D Y S S E Y Says:

    Monkey fur? They’re not fooling any of us. We all know this is a giant skunk.

  25. m Says:

    bananaaaaaa :D

  26. La Belle Demimondaine Says:

    Andy took my answer. So I’m going to go with “tazer”. Did I spell that right? For those damned pesty PETA protesters.

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