Three Douches

This photo is all I could come up with for a New Year’s gift.

May 2012 be the year you see the dopeness in everything, and not the wackness. xo

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26 Responses to “Three Douches”

  1. David Duff Says:

    What have I done to deserve that?

  2. dust Says:

    It’s hard to decide which one to punch in the face first. I’d line them up in alphabetical order and start slapping.

    here is what we think about the issue

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfMIN_-EXV0

  3. Ann Says:

    I can’t with those giant ear gauges. And all I can think when I look at the blue-eyed one taking the picture is that he must have been such an adorable little boy.

  4. Juri Says:

    David and Sister Wolf, let us all go blind, shall we not!

  5. Dave C Says:

    Please tell me that Curly, Larry and Moe DON’T have enormous trust funds and will eventually have to face job interviews/social interaction/the real world. Please? And why is Curly pulling up his T Shirt to expose yet more inky flesh? Perhaps he just likes touching himself. What preposterous shit-heaps of self-regard.

  6. Andra Says:

    Well, not the three wise men, then?

  7. Stacy Says:

    Andra and I were both fooled as I, too, thought they were the three wise men.

  8. Sam Says:

    Who are they?

  9. Marky Says:

    It looks as if the three of them have changed their minds a lot.

  10. Cricket9 Says:

    I see these ear thingies more and more on teenagers here. I’m thinking lip plates will be next. Handy when you need to put your Starbuck latte on something.

  11. patni Says:

    My first thought was to laugh out loud and my second one was to wonder did I know them.
    ps I have had stretched ears for more than 20 years. I guess they are just catching on.

  12. That's Not My Age Says:

    Makes me glad to be middle-aged. Thanks, and a Happy New Year to you too!

  13. Make Do Style Says:

    I laughed out loud – the idea that 2012 will be all about the dopeness of it al is worth having to view that photo!

  14. Debbie Says:

    That blue eyed kid is gorgeous. The other two with those freaking ear things … I can only wonder what they’ll look like when they’re 50. Those stupid holes will probably have stretched out enough for them to put their arms through.

  15. patni Says:

    Btw, I am 50 and have had those ear things since I was in my early 20s. I think they still look fine. I am sure others disagree, but then they always have.

  16. ali Says:

    http://unwrinkled.tumblr.com/post/5910376806/angelina-jolie

    I don’t think they’re fake

  17. alittlelux Says:

    this has nothing to do with those guys BUT ….

    how you feel about the progressive lady = how i feel about the t-mobile girl with all the pink dresses

    i felt you might understand.

  18. David Duff Says:

    Please – please- PLEASE! Get rid of those three horrors. I can’t stand seeing them every morning – ruins my day!

  19. Cricket9 Says:

    I beg to disagree, Debbie. None of them is gorgeous. I’m with Mr. Duff on this subject.

  20. Taylor Says:

    Christian metal band.

  21. O D Y S S E Y Says:

    Belated but happy New Year’s wishes, Sister Wolf! xo

  22. liz Says:

    I think his blue eyes are gorgeous as well. The one in the back looks like he’s smelling a fart

  23. Heidi Says:

    Where did you find these douchebags? Surely they’re Danish–they just have that extra level of douche one can only find in this annoying little country.

    Here’s another douche from my adopted country: http://cphpost.dk/field-collection/field-image-and-desc-coll/3681 Bonus points awarded because this nasty little racist man sings Nazi anthems when drunk and then ruins journalists’ careers by lying about it when they publish.

  24. Danno Says:

    Douches indeed.

  25. Rachel Buchan Says:

    Oooh, this is so weird…just last night I saw this same pic of these dreadful gents on a random Tumblr while web surfing and later regretted not bookmarking the page. And here it is! I’m enjoying catching up on all of your blog post…and you know how I got here tonight? I was Google-imaging pics of Tama Janowitz and got directed to your blog! Retarded like a FOX…

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