When I recieved the offer of a review copy of “Tickle My Tush” by ‘sex educator’ Dr. Sadie Allison, I complained on facebook. I was egged on to pursue this, so I stupidly clicked on the link I was given. Even though I’d been warned that the book was about the “true pleasures of the under-explored seat of love.”
Oh, Dr. Sadie, why did god make you?!
Here are some testimonials for the book:
“Whether you’re solo or with a partner–your fun, safe thrill-ride starts here.” – Charlie Glickman, PH.D., Sexuality Educator & Writer
Uh-oh. Does this mean the book tells you how to have fun with your butt when you’re ALONE???
“Dr. Sadie is an exciting, alluring and thought-provoking artist. Each of her books never cease move me to new heights, like a modern piece of art.” – Laura Henkel, PH.D., Erotic Art Appraiser & Founder Sin City Gallery
I guess Laura Henkel knows art when she sees it. Moving along to the table of contents:
1. Butts Up?
2. Frequently Assed Questions
I will spare you any more puns. It’s just too awful. I don’t think I could read this book for $500. Moreover, I am already well acquainted with my ass and the asses of everyone whose ass is any of my business.
With all due respect to Dr. Sadie, I suggest ignoring her books to the best of your ability. Instead, listen to Sister Wolf’s free advice: Don’t stick anything up your ass that would invite mockery in an emergency room. That’s all you need to know.