Monkeys: It’s On!
It’s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter.
This monkey necklace is also sold out! You’ve just saved $1,220. Net-a-porter says: Amedeo’s monkey cameo is a wonderfully unique adornment. Wear it to lend antique appeal to summer tops and skirts.
I could argue that nothing would lend antique appeal to “tops and shorts” unless they were made in the 19th century but why bother.
Start curating your monkey-themed crap asap! Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Tags: crap, monkeys, net-a-porter
February 24th, 2012 at 8:13 am
There are over 1500 items listed in handmade jewellery on etsy!
A monkey locket- http://www.etsy.com/listing/71536565/locket-laughing-monkey-vintage-necklace
February 24th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Here’s a sweet monkey necklace that’s made of vintage parts – also, on etsy!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68004176/necklace-monkey-ivory-ooak?nc=1
February 24th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
You could just throw your own poo and save yourself the time
February 24th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Baboon arses!
February 24th, 2012 at 10:52 pm
Sister Wolf, this is why I love you – I’m old and don’t know shit about shit and I learn so much when I visit here! Monkey jewelry, horse teeth necklaces, shoes I would never ever have been exposed to, and I don’t know what all. Always enlightening.
February 25th, 2012 at 12:34 am
This truly is monkey business xx
February 25th, 2012 at 4:01 pm
When I was a wee thing, I went to see the Monkey’s Paw at the local theater, up in T O. The film scared the bejesus out of me. I’ve had nightmares where I was trying to find the monkey that lost its paw and give the paw back. Where am I going with this? I get creeped out by anything that has to do with monkeys, other than real monkeys.
The gist of the monkey’s paw is that the possessor may have three wishes; however, those wishes usually end up in a tragedy of some sort. There’s only one wish you can wish for that will not end up in tragedy; sort of like the riddle of the Sphinx.
February 27th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
$1,220 for the ‘privileged’ of wearing a cameo of a monkey timing itself taking a dump. Added bonus, it looks like it was carved by a monkey.
February 27th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
Shoot I just threw out all my Curious George jewellry
February 28th, 2012 at 3:38 am
I’m beginning to see how many priceless tresures I’ve donated to Goodwill.
February 28th, 2012 at 6:33 am
In honor of Curious George, I’ll become the “woman” in the yellow hat.
February 28th, 2012 at 9:27 am
Two jewelry posts in a row? It’s clear you don’t want me here.