“Don’t deny it, you’re kinda obsessed with this right?? I mean it’s pretty amazing. Real goat hair upper on a gorgeous wood heel takes serious fashion cred to pull off.”
Well, they’ve got our number at Solestruck; are they psychic or what? There’s no use denying that we want to pay $229 to look like a crippled goat. But do we have the cred?
Isn’t there an ogre that hides under the bridge in order to grab the Billy goat? Is the shoe actually an Ogre?