Spring Houseboys

Here are the new houseboys for spring. Even if you’ve already done your spring cleaning, there is always more work to be done.

I like a  houseboy  who is sensitive but slightly feral.   Strong enough to move furniture but delicate in his facial features.

A good houseboy is comfortable enough in his masculinity to wear a veil or sarong or even high heels if necessary. It doesn’t hurt if he looks like Jimi Hendrix.

I don’t know all of their names, because names are just a distraction.

Do you see anything you like?

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25 Responses to “Spring Houseboys”

  1. Sam Says:

    Nope

  2. littlebadwolf Says:

    godammit, sister, here we thought it was only the priests after the alterboys and communion wine…….

  3. Sandra B Says:

    I do love a houseboy that doubles as a vase, like #2 over there. So sensible and space-saving!

  4. Jam Says:

    Ugh. No.

  5. Cricket9 Says:

    Why, yes! I have tons of Spring cleaning to do, would take the second one.
    Did they remove the thorns from the roses, before jamming them into his pants? If not, ouch!
    I like redheads (BTW, he’s Polish) but I’m sure he’s miss on dusting with the hair in his eyes. Maybe I would give him a haircut.

  6. patni Says:

    oo yum all of them. I have not started to spring clean so I need a crew of house boys.

  7. HelOnWheels Says:

    I’ll take three of them, please, because I have a s**t load of spring cleaning that needs to be done. It’ll take one all day just to do all the windows! I do have a weakness for the fiery, ginger boys. So, sequentially, I’ll take one, two, and three. We’ll need to put those roses in a vase immediately; it’ll pretty-up the place.

  8. Catalina Says:

    Holy shit, the guy in 4th picture looks EXACTLY like an ex boyfriend.
    My mom hated his long hair and said it was probably an indication that he was “unadapted” to society. Her reasoning (or lack thereof) was stupid but her conclusion still seemed like a great thing to me since society is mostly run by fucktards. He’s also by far the best guitar player I’ve ever met. He didn’t look like Jimmy but he sure sounded close enough. He used to play Little Wing and Lenny (SRV) for me. Then I dumped him ’cause I was still hung up on an idiot who cheated on me.
    :(

  9. Catalina Says:

    *Jimi, dammit. JIMI. Sorry.

  10. Andra Says:

    Where’s a Chinese houseboy?

  11. pap Says:

    Urgh- i love gingers but that one is just…NO!
    The rest can make themselves available from 6a.m. tomorrow morning. Minus the dead roses please!

  12. Witch Moma Says:

    HAHAHA!!! Way to crack me up!

    I have a position open, no back-ground check.

  13. stacy Says:

    Nope, doesn’t hurt if he looks one bit like Jimi Hendrix at all! I saw Jimi’s exact Scorpion belt buckle (with abalone trim) at a thrift store yesterday. Bingo – he must be meant for me!

  14. anA Says:

    How do you feel about Bradley Soileau as a house boy?

  15. ali Says:

    the redhead……….. whoa

    and yes, stick roses in all crotches is the new trending thing

  16. Ann Says:

    Yes to all. The required uniform is wet hair.

  17. Dru Says:

    Ah, spring houseboys, how lovely. Though the only thing I’m feeling is envy thanks to the hair of the middle three (and the ginger…I’ll take that one, if you’re willing to loan them out :)).

  18. hammiesays Says:

    I like Pimp Boy House boy best. I’d say he would be good at the household finances. And my accounts payable

  19. Winterbird Says:

    Thanks, no. I like a MAN with a little meat on his bones.

  20. patni Says:

    hahahaha. I like a boy with little meat on his bones.

  21. Andra Says:

    Nah. I prefer an older man.

    No children need apply.

  22. Sister Wolf Says:

    Winterbird, patni and Andra – Let me find a fat older man for your houseboy!

  23. Andra Says:

    Well, he doesn’t have to be fat.

  24. Srenna Says:

    Number 4 is kinda pretty.

  25. virginia Says:

    2nd one is Vinnie Woolston, my soon to be boyfriend, as his home is a 20min drive from mine. Ill be gettin on it, like marg mary ray did on letterman. Rookie.

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