Feathered Motorcycle Boot

Hahahahahahaha!

“This Brunello Cucinelli boot takes a venerable biker style on a flight of fancy. The ostrich feather flourish, however, easily detaches for versatility.”

Neiman Marcus, $1,435.00

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20 Responses to “Feathered Motorcycle Boot”

  1. Heidi Says:

    What the hell?

    This one wins. Wow.

  2. littlebadwolf Says:

    each boot is made by hand by barney flintstone from the hide of a feathered motorcycle bird trapped just before molting season in
    trogsylvania.

  3. sharnek Says:

    “A fool and their money easily parted” as my dear Grandad would say.

  4. sarah Says:

    Are you fucking kidding me???

  5. Ann Says:

    Stop!

  6. David Duff Says:

    That’s not a boot, you silly girls! That’s a post-modern vase for displaying anemones.

  7. Cristine Says:

    What happens when your motorcycle hits a bird…

  8. Andra Says:

    How much if I just buy the ostrich?

  9. Debra Says:

    they are either a feather duster in a boot or Sideshow Bob’s hair dyed blonde.

  10. HelOnWheels Says:

    @Andra – Hilarious!! Well played. And an ostrich chick costs less than the boots, not surprisingly. And you could eat it once you’ve used its feathers.

  11. Cricket9 Says:

    Here is DYI idea: find your old Frye boots from the seventies. Go to a Dollar Store and get a feather boa in a colour of your choice – I propose pink, and some velcro pate. Cut the boa to size to get two pieces fitting around the boots. Stick a velcro tape on the boots and the pieces of boa, for, you know, versatility. You just got instant savings of $1430, which should make you feel really good about yourself!

    Throw away the “flight of fancy” boots – you are not going to wear them EVER anyway. Get yourself a good bottle of alcohol of your choice to celebrate your resourcefulness and thrift!

  12. Cricket9 Says:

    You need to get a velcro tape, not “pate”. You may get some pate (with an accent on e) to eat while drinking.

  13. Suspended Says:

    Are these some sort of Jim Henson joke?

  14. Elaine Says:

    Oh it’s detachable. Good because I need a new feather headpiece to start my new life as a Vegas showgirl.

  15. lizzifer Says:

    A drag queen just caught her breath.

  16. Faux Fuchsia Says:

    And it can be used as a feather duster after you get fed up with wearing it.

    Recycling being the New Black and All.

    Honestly who designs this Nonsence??

  17. Tallulah Eulallie Says:

    Sister, you need to get five pairs; one for each of your spring houseboys. They could prance about in their boots, bucky-tail nekkid, providing countless hours of fascinating entertainment for you, all while dusting. Money well spent? I think so!

  18. Jaimi Says:

    Hahahahaha
    Reminds me of a way less fab Gloria von Thurn und Taxis (http://coloreddiamond.info/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2804.0;attach=22009;image)

  19. Make Do Style Says:

    The feather can be removes for versatility! That is because it is crap and unnecessary!

  20. Miss Cavendish Says:

    Oh, this looks just like a Chinese Crested!

    http://www.cedarfrost.com/Versaceprophoto2_small.jpg

    And for that reason I think of the boot fondly, though I’d have to yip and yap if I ever wore it.

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