Monthly Archives: June 2012

Jeffrey Campbell “Cleata”

Customer  review: “I loove this shoe! I purchased it for my bday and wore it with vintage ripped shorts and a collared, quarter-length, oversized, pale yellow shirt and it BANGED!! However, I must add that this shoe is very versatile and … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , , | 30 Comments

Great News For Hypochondriacs!

I love the word neurasthenia, and found a nice history of it here. I discovered it in a dictionary during my late teens, and I remember feeling relieved and somehow vindicated by finding a condition that explained my chronic lethargy, … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, Words | Tagged , | 9 Comments

Showtime and Death

Anyone watching Showtime tonight was assaulted by death in a one-two punch. On The Borgias, the Pope was devastated by the death of his knavish, syphilitic son. He carried the son into the woods, envisioning  him as a beautiful little … Continue reading

Posted in Art, grief, Horrible Stuff, love | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

Madonna, I’m Begging

I can’t take much more of Madge’s provocations. Obviously the UN is helpless, just like with Syria. Who would think that she’d still be so insistent about bothering us! Has the competition from Lady Gaga driven her out of her … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Rants, Words | Tagged , , | 28 Comments

RFK Jr: What a Fucking Cunt!™

This is a story of unmitigated fuckery, replete with cunts, bit I will focus on Robert Kennedy Jr as the Cunt in Charge, so to speak. When his wife Mary hung herself last month, it was a tragic event that … Continue reading

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Rants | Tagged , , , | 23 Comments

Lost Earring

Last night I realized that one of my favorite earrings is missing. It so happens that I only wear one of the earrings at a time, because Keith Richards is still my fashion muse. It’s a long safety pin earring … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, irritants, Religion | Tagged , , | 22 Comments

Betrayed by Shopbop

One of my few pleasures in life has been cruelly eradicated by the fuckers at Shopbop. They have completely changed their format, replacing our favorite models with a bunch of Nobodies and removing the boxes that separated the images. Where … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion, Rants | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

June 6

In order for the light to shine so brightly, the darkness must be present. –Sir Francis Bacon

Posted in love | Leave a comment

Rocking the Prom Dress

I wore this silk chiffon prom dress on Friday night and felt like a fairy princess. I was smugly thinking “Ha, not bad for 68!” but then I remembered that I’m 58. At the end of the evening, I had … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion | Tagged , , | 40 Comments


I’m not afraid of snakes, spiders or bees. I’m not afraid of death. I’m just afraid of everything else. Today, I was afraid to walk down my driveway because I saw a Thing that looked like a cat but wouldn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff | Tagged , , | 30 Comments