Paul Ryan: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Oh, snap! After insisting that his obsession with Ayn Rand is an “urban legend,” a tape has surfaced in which Ryan gushes about Ayn Rand’s philosophy:

“It’s inspired me so much that it’s required reading in my office for all my interns and my staff. We start with Atlas Shrugged.”

What an asshole. Ayn Rand? What is he, sixteen?

And then to lie about it when he’s on record, again and again, of revering her! He had to denounce Ayn Rand because Catholics don’t like her atheism. Look for Ryan to become more rabidly Catholic as the Republican convention draws near.

Anyone who makes his interns read Atlas Shrugged is not only a moron but a fucking heartless cunt.

 

 

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15 Responses to “Paul Ryan: What a Fucking Cunt™!”

  1. Heidi Says:

    Yep. What a fucking cunt he is! Fucktard, just assuming his words won’t come back.

  2. annemarie Says:

    I’m delighted by all of this. I didn’t know what I would do with my mind when the Olympics finished, but is there any better TV than the pageantry of electoral politics? I think not!

    Now that the PAP Smear is dormant, perhaps we should start something new? I’ve been thinking about a T-Shirt with derelict factory sites and cars in ditches with the following words below:
    UP MITT CREEK

  3. David Duff Says:

    Usually sound, that Ayn Rand but a bit batty – Russian you know (taps side of nose and winks).

    And Mr. Ryan is my shiny new Sarah – with extra brains. Shouldn’t be too difficult to defeat Valerie Jarrett, oooops, sorry, no, she’s not actually standing, it’s her glove puppet, of course.

  4. annemarie Says:

    Or how about a t-shirt with a Batman and Robin image (flying, fist in air), except with Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan’s faces. The caption below:
    MITTWIT AND THE APPAULING RYAN

  5. annemarie Says:

    Oh, another one. A t-shirt with Paul Ryan gazing up and papi Mitt while wearing a t-shirt that says “Biggest Brown-Noser.” The caption below:
    Smitten Kitten

  6. annemarie Says:

    I meant gazing up AT papi Mitt…

  7. Debbie Says:

    Anyone that would MAKE me read ANYTHING in order to work for them I would consider a Nazi. GAWD.

  8. Ann Says:

    With the nomination of this assclown, the Republicans have handed the Democrats the 2012 presidential win. Unless Obama takes a giant dump on the White House front lawn, this election is his. And even then, he still might get the vote.

  9. Witch Moma Says:

    A very big RED FLAG for Mrs. Ryan. Ayn Rand is revered by all self centered, entitled men – it let’s them behave badly guilt free. Even w/the Catholic mask on. This marriage is in trouble.

  10. JK Says:

    Debbie?

    Mind, I’m not making you read anything it’s just that when a guy say’s, “No. N, O, double-dog No, I never did do anything like requesting money from that failed stimulus plan!” when it comes to the attention of somebody that not only did the guy make requests – he put it in writing.

    http://abcnews.go.com/images/Politics/2012_08_13_10_36_08.pdf

  11. David Duff Says:

    Given Debbie’s refusal to read anything, anything at all, as part of her job we must all be grateful that she is not considering a career as an airline pilot!

  12. JK Says:

    Why’s come the Duffster seems to’ve abandoned your ship Sister Wolf?

    I’ve been researching and now I think I know why Mitch picked his pick – recall the foofaraw when Mr. Obama had the temerity to declare, “You didn’t build that.”?

    Mr. Ryan’s family back in Wisconsin have a business which contracts with the government building and repairing Interstate highways.

    (One other thing – don’t know you noticed it. Take a gander at Mr. Ryan’s ‘P’ in his affixed signature [above link] notice how neatly the word ‘Sincerely’ is encapsulated within the circle of his ‘Paul’?)

    Reckon that’s somehow psychiatrically telling of some pre-existing condition? Something like, “narcissitically cuntish” maybe?

  13. Jaimi Says:

    I never really understand when people say politics are boring. It’s primarily depressing and discouraging, though perhaps it’s rather good that wholly uninformed people aren’t out voting — yet at the same time I can’t help but envision some Brave New World-type scenario resulting from general indifference of the voting population. I admittedly didn’t even vote in the 2010 election –I moved to a different state and was subsequently laid up in bed with severe depression — but anywho! American politics are the most tragic, titillating shitshow around. It’s wild! And these goons actually have actual real power over what goes on in our world!

    I was a mix of disgusted and amused when I heard this dork was the VP pick. Is there a word for that? Particularly one that implies it is in response to conservative bids for relevance. I’m not clever enough to come up with catchy neologisms though.

    Mad props to Mittens for the Massachusetts healthcare law though — without it I’d be stuck with a bunch of rotting, impacted wisdom teeth in my marginally employed skull.

  14. Sisty Says:

    Q: What’s an anagram for “Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan?”

    A: My ultimate Ayn Rand porn.

  15. but I like Ayn... Says:

    I don’t mind Ryan, if he was running in place of Mitt I’d give him a vote as long as he changed his position on military spending and didn’t try to make abortion illegal. But I despise Mitt and Obama… Obama is a liar who claims to want to end war and support gay marriage but he’s started wars and only “gave marriage to the states” which effectively does nothing, it should be a federal issue/basic human right. ACA is a fiscal nightmare in the long term. And the long and short of it is that it would be no worse if Mitt had been elected… they’re basically the same, pandering to media, doing what will keep them popular or make them look good. Obama fulfilled none of his campaign promises, and the stimulus was a horrible idea – keynesian economics doesn’t work. Blah blah blah…

    Election is over, knew Obama would win, voted for Gary Johnson – the only guy who made any sense whatsoever.

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