“Embroidered with a tonal ‘KA-POW’ motif, this coverup nods to the ever stylish Pop Art movement. Wear yours with skinny leather pants to balance the oversized proportion, rolling up the sleeves for an irreverently cool finish.”

“Nod to the irreverent runway styling and wear it draped over your shoulders with a classic tee and lustrous pencil skirt. ”

“Reference the catwalk and create an irreverently cool outfit with precision-cut shorts and slick brogues. ”

“Give it a tomboy twist with relaxed jeans and glossed high-tops for weekend shopping. ”

“Exude smart city style by teaming yours with the matching skirt and towering pumps.”

I’d suggest a few replacement words but I’m afraid the existing ones have clouded my mind with illness. Perhaps you should “curate” all of these words Sister and publish them in a Big Book Of English Language Douches and Don’ts.