Gifts for Him: First in a Series

Set of two small cedar stumps infused with fresh, real Siskiyou cedar – it’s just like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. Has scent notes of ginger, wool blankets, and deep forest.”

100% wildcrafted and organic ingredients.  $22.00

 

 

What man worthy of the title wouldn’t love a couple of stumps? They’re honest, wildcrafted, they say ”I’m no sissy, and I’m not afraid of splinters.”  Buy them at Need Supply.

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17 Responses to “Gifts for Him: First in a Series”

  1. Dexter Vandango Says:

    For the man who has bite but no bark..

  2. drollgirl Says:

    dumb!

    but thanks for the laugh!

  3. Hammie Says:

    Now show me the bag of air!

  4. Madam Restora Says:

    The ‘manufacturers’ of this shite should be jailed, along with anyone removed enough from the real world to actually buy them.

  5. HelOnWheels Says:

    And me without my wallet today! Darn it!

  6. Kristin Says:

    For those who like wet wool.

  7. Bonnie Says:

    A perfect complement to a bag of dirt covered rocks.

  8. Suebob Says:

    Honey, I got you something you never have – wood!

  9. Harmreduction Says:

    If it does not smell like a cannabis farm, it is not authentic siskiyou mountain cedar!
    I have hiked there-often!

  10. Bevitron Says:

    For twenty-two dollars I’ll let him sit in my cedar closet for ten minutes.

  11. Andra Says:

    Fuck yeah.
    It’s EXACTLY like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. (what the?)
    As soon as I saw the photo I thought of that.
    Shit, I wish I’d had this brainwave first.
    It’s worth millions……of laughs!

  12. Cricket9 Says:

    I think a few jars of mud would nicely complement this gift. Let’s say, a set of “Irish Bog Mud”, “5th Avenue after Rain Mud”, and “Nova Scotia Shore Mud”. It would be exactly like rolling in the mud in these places! What a thrill for any manly man! $49.99 is the price, $69.99 if you want a special limited edition packaging – upcycled Mason jars once used to drink moonshine in the Ozarks.

  13. dana Says:

    Because all the straight dudes I know are totally, completely attuned to scents.

  14. kate Says:

    Cedar infused with cedar. You are dumb infused with dumb.

  15. Cricket9 Says:

    C’mon Dana, don’t be like that! Scent of beer will get them every time.

  16. Stacy Says:

    Artisanal stumps.
    I think I’ll go to the farmer’s market to pick some up.
    Thanks for the tip!

  17. Suspended Says:

    Perhaps they should think about a range of shoes with dog shit already on the soles. You know, for when you’re no where near a pavement but you want that “fucking irresponsible dog owners!” feeling.

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