Gifts for Him: First in a Series
“Set of two small cedar stumps infused with fresh, real Siskiyou cedar – it’s just like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. Has scent notes of ginger, wool blankets, and deep forest.”
100% wildcrafted and organic ingredients. $22.00
What man worthy of the title wouldn’t love a couple of stumps? They’re honest, wildcrafted, they say ”I’m no sissy, and I’m not afraid of splinters.” Buy them at Need Supply.
Tags: men, online shopping, pretentious crap
November 15th, 2012 at 9:33 am
For the man who has bite but no bark..
November 15th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
dumb!
but thanks for the laugh!
November 15th, 2012 at 4:26 pm
Now show me the bag of air!
November 15th, 2012 at 6:42 pm
The ‘manufacturers’ of this shite should be jailed, along with anyone removed enough from the real world to actually buy them.
November 16th, 2012 at 7:57 am
And me without my wallet today! Darn it!
November 16th, 2012 at 8:48 am
For those who like wet wool.
November 16th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
A perfect complement to a bag of dirt covered rocks.
November 16th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Honey, I got you something you never have – wood!
November 16th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
If it does not smell like a cannabis farm, it is not authentic siskiyou mountain cedar!
I have hiked there-often!
November 16th, 2012 at 10:39 pm
For twenty-two dollars I’ll let him sit in my cedar closet for ten minutes.
November 16th, 2012 at 11:39 pm
Fuck yeah.
It’s EXACTLY like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. (what the?)
As soon as I saw the photo I thought of that.
Shit, I wish I’d had this brainwave first.
It’s worth millions……of laughs!
November 17th, 2012 at 9:06 am
I think a few jars of mud would nicely complement this gift. Let’s say, a set of “Irish Bog Mud”, “5th Avenue after Rain Mud”, and “Nova Scotia Shore Mud”. It would be exactly like rolling in the mud in these places! What a thrill for any manly man! $49.99 is the price, $69.99 if you want a special limited edition packaging – upcycled Mason jars once used to drink moonshine in the Ozarks.
November 18th, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Because all the straight dudes I know are totally, completely attuned to scents.
November 19th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Cedar infused with cedar. You are dumb infused with dumb.
November 19th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
C’mon Dana, don’t be like that! Scent of beer will get them every time.
November 20th, 2012 at 8:31 am
Artisanal stumps.
I think I’ll go to the farmer’s market to pick some up.
Thanks for the tip!
November 21st, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Perhaps they should think about a range of shoes with dog shit already on the soles. You know, for when you’re no where near a pavement but you want that “fucking irresponsible dog owners!” feeling.