Smile Makers are sex toys with a cutesy design and a “playful” concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People.
I don’t know much about sex toys and that’s the way I like it. But I love internet generators. Smile Makers lets you design your fantasy man, and with only a limited set of options I still came up with a very nice facsimile of my personal dreamboat. His name is Fernando, and he’s all mine. You can make your own here.
I’m disappointed in the choice of masculine archetypes, since I have no interest in tennis coaches or millionaires. (I did have an adorable French boyfriend, back in the day, but he became hysterical when I got my period.) Where is the Poet, the Biker, the Revolutionary, the Pimp, the Grad Student?
Go make your own loverboy and let me know how it goes.