Which one do you want more?

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January 9th, 2013 at 10:06 pm
Neither, both look impractical, uncomfortable & a liiiiittle bit ridiculous.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:31 am
The Man.
Thanks for offering.
You will be sending him to me shortly, I hope.
I just knew someone would give me the perfect gift this year!
You, sister; are the best!
January 10th, 2013 at 12:43 am
Harmreduction, I can’t knock your choice. Let me get him ready for travel.
January 10th, 2013 at 1:40 am
No contest, hot guy.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:05 am
That reminds me of my own personal rule. Never date a man with a smaller bum or longer hair than your own. I’ll take the shoes.
January 10th, 2013 at 6:25 am
Take the dude, turn him out, then buy the pimp shoes.
January 10th, 2013 at 8:41 am
Now it may be my aging eyes, but it looks as though the feet in those shoes have been shaved. Is this a trick question? Is the guy in the first picture wearing the feathered shoes?
January 10th, 2013 at 8:47 am
Him wearing those.
January 10th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
Pass.
Next!
January 10th, 2013 at 1:49 pm
I don’t think option #1 looks uncomfortable, although I wouldn’t say comfortable either.
option #2 looks soft and maybe practical if used as a comfort object like in The Giver.
Neanderthal jawlines aren’t my thing, but I guess I’ll make an exception and go with option #1 because it could carry me around if I wanted. Easy transportation AND comfort object. Very practical.
January 10th, 2013 at 2:01 pm
being pregnant, i’d have to choose door #2, because the shoes will still be around after i take the weight off.
January 10th, 2013 at 5:58 pm
I’ll take the man! Rock hard abs trump shoes any day of the week.
January 10th, 2013 at 7:32 pm
I couldn’t handle either. I’m too fat to ever let anyone that hot see me naked and my feet hurt just LOOKING at those shoes.
XOXO
Deb
January 10th, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Romeo and Deni – It disturbs me that I didn’t think of combining them.
thriftstorelawyer – Congratulations!!!!!
January 11th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
I’d take him, if not for the tattoo “La Bestia”. After all, I’m “La Bestia”, not him.
January 11th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
Shoes! I wouldn’t even know what to do with a man like that
January 12th, 2013 at 5:46 pm
Hot man, ugly shoes. Hot man, ugly shoes. Gee, so difficult.
January 12th, 2013 at 8:41 pm
Neither, I think. Never cared for hair that long on men. The shoes would be perfect if they came in a house slipper version – I have height fear.
(I love Madam Restora’s rule about the men you should never date! My own rule has always been never date one with smaller feet or bigger tits.)
January 12th, 2013 at 9:47 pm
Bevitron – My own deal-breaker would be if he had more hair products than I have.
jez – But he would know!
Debbie – I think if he wore the shoes, you might forget to feel self-conscious.
January 13th, 2013 at 10:09 pm
oooo number one. I have two hundred pairs of shoes. I need a man… to buy me more shoes?
January 14th, 2013 at 9:12 am
The only way my crippled ass would be able to wear those shoes is if the big man with the pretty hair agreed to carry me around, which he looks quite capable of doing. But I do appreciate their resemblance to the tooth fairy in Rise of the Guardians.
January 14th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Why, or why must we choose? I want them both.
January 14th, 2013 at 10:01 pm
Is “la bestia” his pet name for his dick?
Ehh who am I kidding, I still want him.
January 15th, 2013 at 3:05 am
the guy… i have lots of shoes already (albeit that i could always ALWAYS do with more… i mean who couldn’t, right), but he needs a hair cut first.
January 22nd, 2013 at 3:26 pm
YES La bestia!!!
February 4th, 2013 at 3:05 am
the shoes would have been mighty tempting in my 20-something years. so would the guy, but since i had more choice back then, i would have thought deeply about instant gratification vs. at least a season’s worth of wear & tear.
now that i’m 40-something and no longer wear heels, i’ll have to go with the instant gratification — ’cause life is short (and getting shorter).
February 4th, 2013 at 11:05 am
The man.
I don’t want to wear those shoes knowing that some unlucky parrots had to die for their sins.
March 17th, 2013 at 3:09 am
The guy, because I’m trying to grow my hair long and he could give me tips.