Bergman
J Brand has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an “Angelina Jumpsuit” and a “Halle Top.” But I’m only interested in the Bergman Leather Shorts.
Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to spend $575 for a cheap-looking elastic waistband?
I just wish I knew which Bergman J Brand has in mind!
Ingmar Bergman? I can sort of imagine Death wearing leather shorts.
Or Ingrid Bergman? Why pick on her? She always dressed so beautifully!
What is your guess?
Tags: hideous crap, leather, Shopbop
February 6th, 2013 at 1:46 am
Ingmar.
Lambskin Ass, Darkly.
February 6th, 2013 at 4:21 am
My guess is that when they assembled the model they picked up the wrong legs!
February 6th, 2013 at 5:02 am
Oh I don’t know- I like to envision Death coming for me clad in leather shorts.
February 6th, 2013 at 3:47 pm
Fred Bergman. He sells fruit and vegies from a stall outside his home in Oodnadatta.
February 6th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
David – No, those are the right legs. All the models have to look like they have polio. Don’t blame me, it wasn’t my decision.
JLYNN and Bonnie – I think you’re right, it’s Ingmar. But I hoped it would be me wearing leather shorts when Death sat down for the game of chess.
February 6th, 2013 at 11:47 pm
Duff, I think you’ve got it. Her right leg doesn’t match her left leg!
Well done
February 7th, 2013 at 8:46 am
Thank you, Andra I do tend to spend a lot of time looking at ladies’ legs and I now consider myself something of an expert – (he said modestly).
February 7th, 2013 at 6:12 pm
No, sorry Mr. Duff, these legs belong to the same person – it’s just the shot’s angle, showing some vestigial muscle on her left calf.
As for the Bergmans- I think Andra is right, it has to be Fred.
SW, I hope you wouldn’t be caught dead (heh, heh) wearing THESE shorts, game of chess or not.