Let’s Love Me

I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule.

I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it’s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, with a big fake “D&G” logo on the back.

Just sit back and be jealous of my shopping savvy.

 

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29 Responses to “Let’s Love Me”

  1. Sam Says:

    We’re not worthy.

  2. D.R. Says:

    I have hair-envy. Therefore, I hate you.

  3. dede Says:

    You are beautiful.

  4. Muffy Says:

    You are a bad ass Sister…

  5. Kristin Says:

    And I was looking at some Jackie O sunglasses at Bottega Veneta yesterday for $435. I was in the wrong store!

  6. Marie Says:

    I’ll love you only if you reveal the name of your nail polish.

  7. David Duff Says:

    I love you, Sis, but I would love and adore you *madly* if you would only remove that ring from your nose. It gives me an urge either to attach a label or a lead!

    PS: Love the blue nails, too!

  8. Andra Says:

    Great outfit. You look fantastic.
    Keep on keeping on.
    Love

  9. summer adeline Says:

    Totally love you mommy!

  10. ali Says:

    Nails & hair. And I don’t even care about nails… but the blue is fantastic.

  11. Slayer Says:

    Your hair is gorgeous. I hope you have embraced it because it looks so good on you.

  12. Debbie Says:

    You’re fucken awesome. You have hair that moves and you’re skinny. I hate you.

  13. Cricket9 Says:

    I’m not saying anything, I’m chocked with envy.

  14. Jessie K Says:

    It looks like you got a blow out. Am I wrong? (Lookin good in D&G!)

  15. JK Says:

    I’m not wasting anymore time worrying ’bout getting teased, I’m gonna immediately write (soon as I click ‘Submit’) that check to AARP.

  16. Madam Restora Says:

    As my husband would say, you’ve got something special going on. x

  17. Sister Wolf Says:

    Marie – “lapiz of luxury” by Essie

    Slayer – YES, I have embraced it! It’s so…brownish!

    Jessie K – I had to get a keratin treatment after the Color Debacle. Now it is silky all the time, like somebody else’s hair!

  18. deb* Says:

    Rocking the red lipstick!! That’s a talent in itself

  19. tartandtreacly Says:

    Why don’t you wear Chico’s sweater sets like good octogenarians are supposed to?

    Shuffle over to Leisure World or some other lumberyard of life and leave the fabulous for the rest of us, goddamn.

  20. ali Says:

    please write something new. my brain needs a palate cleanse. I think my brain aneurisms are crying.

  21. Cyn Says:

    You rule, always will!

  22. Kellie Says:

    Love love love you!

  23. Marky Says:

    I love that you bought a top that features so much nonsense!

  24. Juri Says:

    You look fabulous and I envy your “seniour discount” status. 15 years ago in Russia a girl I had with me made me buy her a fake D&G top and lectured me, “D&G you know, disc and jockey, like in a disco”. I didn’t know but I’m still dreaming of a Danish early retirement package and an inva scooter. Once I get those I can start living out my dream of daily driving against pedestrians at a busy shopping street, shouting “fuck off I’m in pain”. I’ll give you a ride.

  25. Sister Wolf Says:

    Juri – It’s a date.

  26. Jaimi Says:

    Amazing. You’re the coolest!

  27. Dj Says:

    Beyond daaaaahhhling

  28. Supermouse Says:

    I would love to meet you.

  29. Kristina D Says:

    In what world are you a senior? No, for real?? You don’t look much out of your thirties. I’m 43, and you’ve given me hope girl. Rock on!!!

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