Douche or Dreamboat?™

douche or dreamboat

 

I think it’s time for me to trademark this feature, that’s how much I like it.  Remember the last time we played?

My first reaction to this guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. My brother-in-law used to groan aloud at the sight of his favorite female news anchor, and it drove my sister crazy. I have to find out if he still does it.

Anyway, this is my type of man to ogle: young, androgynous, provocative. But on the other hand, guys who wear hats are pretentious and douchey. I’m not crazy about little (or big) beards, either.

And yet.

What is your vote?

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26 Responses to “Douche or Dreamboat?™”

  1. Jenny Says:

    I just don’t think the facial hair is working for this guy?

  2. Chandy Says:

    When I saw his picture I laughed. Douche. He reminds me of Puss and Boots from Shrek.

  3. Darque Says:

    Agreed! In fact the facial hair made me think it was a female model who was just being cheeky.

  4. Erica Says:

    Honestly, I think he is an attractive guy posed like a douche. Like he’s trying to hard. But I bet if we were able to see the outtakes we’d get a humble smile.

  5. Lynnski Says:

    I know he’s totally styled for this photo, but I hate it. I think what bothers me most is the short arms of the coat coupled with the poised hands. I think the facial hair is photoshopped; I just don’t buy the chin stubble contrasted with his ultra-smooth cheeks.

    I vote douche all the way. But it’s probably the art director who’s the total d-bag.

    Gosh, thanks for inviting me to play!

  6. Cricket9 Says:

    Hat is OK, but the facial hair on him – pretentious!

  7. CMcC Says:

    Not wild about the facial hair-though if it was trimmed differently it might work.
    The hat, the whole outfit doesn’t do anything for me either but from the look of it I’m assuming he’s modeling it & it’s not necessarily his choice.
    Now the face under the hat & beard, is exquisite though too delicate for my taste. But those hands…
    Those hands defy imagination.

  8. sarah Says:

    Its not just the stupid hat that ruins him, its also the shoulder draped coat. Put your arms in the fucking arm holes people! I’m so sick of that shit.

  9. Winter Bird Says:

    Erase the facial hair and you’ve got Yoko Ono. Douchey McDoucherson

  10. Sandra Says:

    Since I have been looking at excessive amounts of JGV porn I say yes! You can always pretend he just let someone put that hat on him because he’s super submissive (like a little cute man doll?) If you don’t like his beard then shaving it off is just one of many activities you can enjoy together!

  11. alittlelux Says:

    DREAMBOAT… but you’ve seen my husband so you already know i like a good mustache ;)

  12. Bevitron Says:

    Doucheboat.

  13. David Duff Says:

    You can’t fool me, ‘Big Sis’, that’s you in masculine drag with falsies on, er, I mean false beard and moustache. I’d recognise that ‘big black hair’ anywhere!

    Er, do I win the prize . . .?

  14. Andra Says:

    Psychpath!

  15. Taylor Says:

    I can’t with that coat.

    This is something I thought you should be made aware of. Lookbook.nu made a TV show and it’s even worse than anything you could have possibly imagined.

    http://lookbook.nu/tv/3-Episode-1-Look-Closer

  16. Andra Says:

    He’s either a serial killer or a musician.

  17. candy Says:

    He has a beautiful face but the moustache is too thick. He coud have one like the movie v for vendetta, thin like the 3 mousquetaires. Moustaches were meant to hide a thin lip, in this case he failed because it doesn’t look good on him. The hat is great. I will not call him a douche because somebody decided for him on the moustache (he is a model). I liked the bel ami guy best, because so classy and mysterious. You never asked yourselves how French coud score with the moustache, humans like mysterious people, the previous one was more mysterious.

  18. Marky Says:

    Douche. Sorry.

  19. EJ Says:

    I prefer him with plaits http://dandy-dapper.tumblr.com/post/46608901752

  20. Sister Wolf Says:

    EJ – Oh my god. I nearly spilled my coffee. I would like to brush his hair. Now.

  21. Sister Wolf Says:

    David – I know you English men, you’re just looking for a good spanking!

  22. JK Says:

    http://www.pbs.org/arts/gallery/quick-hits-levon-helm-theweight/quick-hits-levon-helm-theweight/

  23. David Duff Says:

    “Spanking”?! I have a pain threshold in the minus range. Just show me a swishy cane and I’d burst into tears.

  24. Dj Says:

    I think hunky Asian men are fabulous. But this guy is a little vampirish..not a douche but what??

  25. Dj Says:

    Oh ,got it. Doucheboat

  26. Monica Says:

    Douche or Dreamboat?

    Yes.

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