As if.

Philip Lim pants - 595

 

“Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.”

Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You can’t take it off if you get cold. It’s just there to add a clever element.

Philip Lim pants 2

 

$595 at shopbop.

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18 Responses to “As if.”

  1. Kristin Says:

    These are great pants! Philip Lim deserves an award. He must realize that every woman, when she has her period, is afraid that she will STAIN HER PANTS AND BE STUCK WITHOUT A SWEATER TO TIE AROUND THEM TO HIDE IT! So these are the perfect pants to wear when you have your period! They are worth every cent.

  2. Suspended Says:

    You can’t take it off if your arse gets too hot!

    Does he do a sweater with pants sewn into the neck? I think the split cape look would be ravishing.

    There are too many pointless, and often offensive and confusing, fusions in fashion. See Jeggings and Scousers. The world would be a better place without either of these conjoined bastardisations. It’s not that I mind ‘fusion’, I just think it should only exist if it improves upon something. Like peanut butter and jelly.

  3. deb* Says:

    When it comes to such garments, my first thoughts are ‘What would Little Edie say?”

  4. Madam Restora Says:

    I have too many questions, predominantly centring on how many dipshits who would fall for this crap have the means to outlay $595 on a pair of pants? If you aren’t smart enough to realise you can tie any old sweater around any old pair of pants without the commitment involved here, how is it that you can find $600 to spend on a single garment?

  5. Cricket9 Says:

    What, for the love of god, are “scousers”??? On the second thought – no, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.

  6. Sister Wolf Says:

    Kristin – I didn’t even think about Period Pants! I thought about those day when your but feels like an elephant trailing after you. But I’d just use a sweatshirt.

    Suspended – “a sweater with pants sewn into the neck” Hahahahahahaha!

    deb – What WOULD she do? Wear it wrapped around her head?

    Madame Restora – Exactly.

    Criket9 – Me neither.

  7. ali Says:

    It is modern. join us in the new century of pants doohickies, sister.

    This would be nice IF thick. butt padding on hard seats for Lim wearers who take the bus.

    or for short people in the back of a theater.

    I bet it looks even better with a statement belt!

  8. madam restora Says:

    Please, what are scousers? I doubt I need any, but its the not knowing that’s driving me crazy. Google says its someone from Liverpool??

    /

  9. Suspended Says:

    Haha. Yes, someone from Liverpool, apologies, I should have spelled it Skousers. It was a skirt/trouser fusion (worn by a lot of girls in Liverpool.)

    The internet seems to have deleted much of its existence, how wonderful! This is the best I could find, but normally it has two full legs and a skirt on top. It was very popular with girls who had a big arse complex because it went some way to hiding your arse.

    Marvel at its beauty – http://www.saltt.ru/photos/files/skousers1_250x357.jpg

  10. Helent Says:

    I think these would make the perfect thank you gift for your special sister when she finishes all her hard work on the trust.

  11. Sister Wolf Says:

    Helent – Helent, you are so thoughtful!!!!

  12. Helent Says:

    I do try Sister. In fact I take thinking really seriously and, as such, I will be billing Special Sister for the time it took me to come up with the idea.

  13. Suspended Says:

    Bwahaha @ Helent

  14. kate Says:

    i think helent’s idea is great, but it would mean more if you made them yourself, sister.

  15. Suspended Says:

    This thread is taking a creative turn. I like it!

    Embroider them with love and line them with sandpaper.

  16. Elona Says:

    These are not real, they can’t be.

  17. regularstarfish Says:

    Who the hell has that kind of money for this shit nowadays?

  18. Dj Says:

    Hate em

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