Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here to refresh your memory.
Here’s a good one I found last week:
By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, although he lacks a beard and those things in his ear-holes.
I’d like to have a point system for rating douches, like hunters have for deer, with 10 being the perfect score.
Shaved back of the head
Ear plug or septum ring
Shit! That’s only seven. What attributes am I missing? Or should a full beard get extra points?
Please help. It’s for science.