Shoe Choices

fuck shoes 59 95

Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion.

Dissolving 899 95

These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the top tier of fashion victims and Daphne Guinness acolytes. If you’re wondering what they look like on a foot, here:

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If only we could see her try to walk!

Both styles from Solestruck.

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9 Responses to “Shoe Choices”

  1. Cricket9 Says:

    I would consider wearing the first ones to a mass in a Catholic church (I’m pissed off with the Catholic Church even more than usual). The second abomination – don’t want to be anywhere close to them.

  2. Andra Says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!
    I insist on seeing her try to walk!
    Let’s start a petition and demand a video on u-tube right now.

  3. k Says:

    She wouldn’t walk, she would bound.

  4. Kay Says:

    Where can I buy those first shoes??

  5. Christina Says:

    Can you tell me the brand of the first shoes? I have to, have this to where to my in-laws for Christmas!

  6. ahmet Says:

    Where can I buy those first shoes??

  7. Sister Wolf Says:

    Kay, Christina and ahmet – I’m SO SORRY that I can’t remember where I found those shoes!!!!! I thought maybe it was solestruck dot com, but no.

  8. ahmet Says:

    http://www.solestruck.com/y.r.u.-lowf-fuq-black-gold/index.html

  9. Sister Wolf Says:

    YAY for ahmet!!! Did you order them, ahmet?

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