Desecrating Your Temple

Michelle Kobke poor girl

 

Everyone is freaking out about Michelle Kobke, who managed to create a tiny waist by wearing tight corsets.

Personally, I find it disturbing to look at, but if her body is her temple, she is free to desecrate it.

Our eyes may not be accustomed to this distorted hourglass figure, but I don’t think it’s any stupider than getting obviously fake breasts.

victoria b

 

Women are doing horrible things to their bodies all the time and as we have discussed, men are up to no good too.  I don’t know why people aren’t commenting on Angelina Jolie‘s choice of over-sized implants that are so disproportionate to her small frame. Is it because she’s supposed to be an icon of courage and righteousness?

BRITAIN-ENTERTAINMENT-FILM-WORLD WAR Z

 

Huge lips, tiny noses, enormous implants, hair extensions, fake cheekbones, it’s all bad. Michelle Kobke’s waist shouldn’t come as a shock at this point.  Our bodies have ceased to be our temples and have become our enemies. My own body is generously providing me with hot flashes and a nice roll of flab where once there was muscle. I’m not going to make my temple a battleground!  I’m not going to do ONE SINGLE sit-up.

Because all my energy goes to my hair.

Tags: , , ,

21 Responses to “Desecrating Your Temple”

  1. David Duff Says:

    Forget the sit-ups and all that painful crap, go swimming, regularly, it’s dead boring but it doesn’t hurt and you lose weight. And, yes, I’m a wuss (I believe you say ‘over there’) but, dammit, I’m a slim, fit wuss!

  2. annemarie Says:

    I think taking care of your hair, especially thick, long luscious hair like yours, probably burns oodles of calories.

    Also, sucking your belly in counts as exercise (engaging the abdominal core).

    Angelina’s knockers look really bad.

  3. Madam Restora Says:

    I intend to desecrate my temple one day by engaging the skills of a rhinoplasty surgeon.

  4. ali Says:

    swimming is bad for your hair. :)

  5. Andra Says:

    A brisk walk for 30 minutes a day is wonderful. The mind runs free and you really feel refreshed and ready to face the world.

  6. Dj Says:

    As my dad used to say “fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, fake hair and they want a real man”…..that’s genius…my temple has been remodeled over the years, but it still looks like itself! I dont have a have problem with good dental work, various injections if they look natural, and of course, good hair. But, the lollipop big head little bod look is scary…I’m sick sick sick of boobs boobs boobs every damn where..I live in a water park town (nice right) and all these ugly ass women come with their douche boyfriends who are fat and all have ugly white goatees and tattooed to within an inch of their lives )on Harley’s with boobs everywhere! What is wrong!cover up godammit!!!

  7. David Duff Says:

    Ali, there’s nothing wrong with my hair! True, it’s only about two millimetres long because it gets a regular “No. 2 all over” mowing but I am assured the ladies love that tingling feeling they get when they brush their hands across the top.

  8. ali Says:

    dj- what is a “real man” supposed to be? Lets talk about THAT, please.

  9. David Duff Says:

    “what is a “real man” supposed to be? ”

    Er, me, actually!

  10. Dj Says:

    Yes Ali, how about this real man issue. Well, since my dad (who was a real man) made the quote 30 years ago the male species has declined. Grown men (25+) wear baggy long shorts, turn around ball caps, graphic teas and look like big overgrown 10 year olds with five day growth..real men? juvenile, uninspired and uninteresting. Real mendon’t think so…

  11. Sister Wolf Says:

    Annemarie – Thank you for backing me up on Angelina’s knockers, I can understand why no one else will mention them!

    Ali, Dj and David Duff – A real man opens the ketchup bottle, takes out the trash, and doesn’t want to talk about his day.

  12. David Duff Says:

    “Opens the ketchup bottle”!

    Oh dear, Big Fail for me, then!

  13. David Duff Says:

    Well, you see, the ‘Memsahib’ does it with her teeth!

  14. Cricket9 Says:

    Angelina’s new boobs do look oversized, she may topple over one day. I don’t get that obsession with big boobs AT ALL, the dialogue from “Aviator” about “Miss Russell’s mammaries” comes to mind.
    I need to get me a real man who would mow the lawn, dammit. I’ll deal with the ketchup bottles, beer bottles and even pickle jars myself.

  15. Debbie Says:

    But you are so skinny you don’t have to desecrate your temple. You are thin and cool and beautiful with good hair. I, on the other hand, am 30 lbs overweight and would probably have gastric bypass surgery if I could find a doctor who would let me.

  16. David Duff Says:

    Ahem, Ms. Cricket9, I mow the grass in the churchyard next door, and if you can open ketchup bottles AND beer bottles, well, it’s a match made in heaven! Before our, er, union commences, I am prepared to send you a photo just as soon as I can work out how do that ‘photo-shoppie-watchamacallit’ stuff. I may be some time!

  17. Cricket9 Says:

    Mr. Duff, beer bottles present no problem to me, none whatsoever – but, I’m getting better at lawn mowing, did it all in one go yesterday, so hurry up with the “photo-shoppie-watchamacallit” stuff!

  18. David Duff Says:

    Oh God, that’ll mean night school! But, hell, who needs a photo, as an ex-member of the second-hand car trade you will know that you can trust my description. And as the pretty lifeguard lassie at my local swimming pool says every morning when she has to help me out of the pool, “Honestly, I’ve never seen a physique like yours, Mr. Duff!”

  19. rosa Says:

    You guys are funny! Just found your blog from “hand made in Hackney” . I can’t remember why I am commenting now… Oh yes, Angelinas boobs!, Michelles tiny waist, all this temple desecration. I like running, except now because it is winter and cold outside, My Dad was a real man, played rugby, washed his hair with a bar of soap ( shampoo is for girls) always walked on the outside of the pavement, and thought all women were insane (my mother is to blame for this). until I got to 40 I thought plastic surgery was kind of gross, now I think my face and its growing sagginess is kind of gross. I have lost my train of thought again. Keep up the good work.

  20. Kathleen Says:

    Oh, I don’t know how or why, but have not read this blog for a while now.
    But I am reading it now.
    And my first thought on reading the article about 15-inch waist woman was, “Darn, she took 9 inches off- so if I’d done this at her age, I could have attained a 13-inch waist and I’d have the record!”
    Then I recovered what is left of my sanity.

  21. Queen Marie Says:

    But what wonderful locks they are.
    My fat arse is completely natural…

    QM
    x

Leave a Reply