Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™

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J Lo is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record.

All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan human rights” to learn that it is one of the world’s most repressive countries. Media and religious freedoms are subject to draconian restrictions. Authorities use imprisonment and torture for political retaliation and to suppress dissent.

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You can see why J Lo might want to sing happy birthday to President Berdymukhamedov; he looks so nice! She’s not a mind-reader, you know.  And neither is her choreographer, who tweeted during the event: “I wonder where all my Turkmenistan followers are!? Hit me up!” How could he possibly have known that twitter is blocked in Turkmenistan??

Anyway, please accept Jennifer’s apology, especially as she has pointed out that she was hired for the gig by the China National Petroleum Corporation. They’re nice, right? Because China is nice and so are gas, oil and chemicals.

‘Lopez obviously has the right to earn a living performing for the dictator of her choice,” says Human Rights Foundation president Thor Halvorssen.  You can’t argue with that. Even though she’s so obviously a moron and a fucking cunt.

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14 Responses to “Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™”

  1. Heidi Says:

    Priceless!

  2. Muscato Says:

    Brava. I also think it’s time to stop giving a pass to all the “progressive” artists and acts who happily go play in places like the autocratic police state that is the UAE, home to sunny Dubai and many, many shady human-rights abuses. Why are Scissor Sisters, Madge, Elton, and so many other “good guys” taking the money of people who routinely harass, jail, and deport LGBTQ residents (not to mention the whole stifling-of-political-dissent thing)?

  3. Kelly Says:

    But the money–it was so green. It smelled so fresh. You gonna deny a girl a paycheck for an honest day’s work?

    Her “people” probably thought they knew all they needed to know when they figured out three letter code for the airport.

  4. Bessie the Cow Says:

    J.Low is a fucking cunt. I dislike everything about her, from the fur coats she wears, the way she dresses, and now even more reason to dis her, to the blood money she takes from Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov.
    Middle finger up for J.Low.

  5. Jaimi Says:

    Ugh, can’t stand her. Anything for money I guess. (And here I am questioning the ethics of stripping on webcam to pay the utility bills!)

    I completely agree with Muscato here.

    The worst offender was definitely Sting accepting millions to play a concert for Gulnara Karimova’s fashion show. Karimova is thoroughly reprehensible in her own right and is also the daughter of Islam Karimov of Uzbekistan — the ‘boil your enemies alive’ dictator — this after all his work with Amnesty International. Utterly disgusting. Cuntiest of cunts.

  6. Suspended Says:

    I wasn’t surprised at Sting. His wife flies around in a helicopter warning people of global warming and carbon footprint. If you can marry a moron of this magnitude…

  7. Suspended Says:

    I forgot to write something about J-Lo…

    I guess if there’s somewhere in the world she’s still of relevance, she should go…and never come back.

  8. Sister Wolf Says:

    Suspended – Mrs. Sting is the worst!!!!! Hate her. The perfect couple.

    Jaimi – Yes, Sting is more repugnant than poor J Lo. I think he inspired Cunt of the Week™. It would be a real challenge for anyone to outdo Sting.

    Muscato – You’re right – whores, all of them.

  9. Tallulah Eulallie Says:

    JLo announced her engagement to Ben Affleck while she was still married to another man. That, right there, told me everything I need to know about this low-rent hood rat. Yes, she may have a shit-ton of money, but she’s morally bankrupt.

  10. Debbie Says:

    I can’t STAND Jennifer Lopez. What a greedy, STUPID move.

  11. Marky Says:

    Vile.

  12. Marky Says:

    Remember her line of clothing?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/legacygallery/gallery-1954/b-Exclusive–b-J-Los-new-clothing-range.html

  13. Sister Wolf Says:

    Marky – hahhahahhahahahahaha, remember the denim jumpsuit I wanted, with the fake fir collar? You loved it! I think it was $98.

  14. Kathleen Says:

    Marky- oh, the clothing lines- I still have some JLo lingerie…

    In her defense, several years back, I bought a couple pairs of very well-fitting underpants with her name on the label.

    I don’t think even that is cause for me to excuse this, though.

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