Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750
“This printed calf hair coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with fox and goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of leather and suede. Accentuate the stud embellishments with silver jewelry.”
Eeoooow! Look how they can’t even bring themselves to call it a “coat.” It’s a “coverup.” How could this thing be more horrible? I really think Pucci has nailed it.
On the other hand, I actually like this one:
Roberto Cavalli – dyed fox and raccoon coat, $17,860
I could never wear a garment made from dead things that might be in my back yard; raccoon fur might as well be possum or rat as far as I’m concerned.
But at least it’s fluffy and colorful, evoking groupies and hookers and fun-loving Eurotrash.
What do you think? Hate them both? Hate me? Weigh in.