Please Miu Miu, as if.

Miu Miu denim jacket 5325

 

Will you look at this atrocity – WHY, Miu Miu?

This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80′s, and actually makes me want to throw up.  What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped shoulders?? Wait, I know: a cropped denim jacket with dropped shoulders and a shitload of Bedazzling.

If you think that a denim jacket priced at $5,325 must offer some exquisite hand-sewn detail,  here is a close-up to divest you of that illusion:

Miu Miu denim jacket close-up

 

Ugh!

This is just a crime against humanity. And brace yourself: it’s sold out.

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16 Responses to “Please Miu Miu, as if.”

  1. TinLizzie Says:

    Another example that the Emperor has no clothes. What a joke!

  2. Gretchen Says:

    I wonder who buys this kind of over priced craft/crap gone wrong?

  3. Heidi Says:

    I would have expected much better from them. Normally I love their nerdy styles. Blech!

  4. Madam Restora Says:

    Sold out? I’m disappointed with my fellow humans, and once again bewildered as to how the idiot who would buy this has so much coin to spend on a jacket. It doesn’t make any sense Sister!

  5. Bessie the Cow Says:

    You’ve irreparably marred my esthetics by posting a photo of that . . . garment.

  6. Cricket9 Says:

    I thought they used British Crown jewels, but no…

  7. Kellie Says:

    I am hoping only 3 were made. And then “sold out” is less hard to take.
    What a total monstrosity, and a shocking example of people having money, and not knowing what to do with it.
    It looks like something from DEB, for fucks sake.
    But made with Swarovski crystals, I presume.

  8. Dj Says:

    A sin on so many levels sister……

  9. Marky Says:

    What?! Who the hell would buy this?

  10. Em Says:

    Oh.My.God. What is wrong with people? It’s absolutely ridiculous how some people will buy something just because of the label attached to it…I completely agree with your criticism here. Miu Miu…put down that Bedazzler and WALK AWAY.

  11. Lola Says:

    Nice…if you’re as blind as a bat…

  12. Jaimi Says:

    Ugh ugh UGH! Also I hated both Miu Miu and Prada’s spring collections, I do not understand the hype at all.

  13. Bonnie Says:

    $5,325 and it’s not even leather!

  14. Suspended Says:

    Somewhere Tiffany is singing “I think we’re alone now” to her new jacket.

  15. Andra Says:

    Crazy people with too much money and absolutely no style buy this crap. And serves them right!

  16. Brittany Says:

    I swear I had a jacket like this for Barbie’s sister, Stacie, in 1993!

    P.S.
    Sister, I thought you might like this:
    http://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/24-hours-with-daphne-guinness

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