Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way

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This handbag by Moschino makes me want to cry.

Why did god let this happen? I don’t even care about the $3,400 price. I wouldn’t buy it for fifty bucks.

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I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation.

Who can finish this sentence?

A bag that looks like a jacket is good because _____.

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19 Responses to “Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way”

  1. Lauren Says:

    … Because you fool everyone else into looking you’re prepared if it gets chilly and they think you are really responsible? Instead of a wacko who just spend 3 grand on a bag…

  2. annemarie Says:

    I understand the horror. My first reaction was horror. But about two seconds later, I began thinking awww, it’s hilarious and kind of cute actually. Maybe it’s because it looks like a kids jacket with no kid in it, which is charming in itself. Anyway, it’s far too expensive, but if I see this ten years from now on Ebay going for $100, I might buy it.

  3. Suspended Says:

    A bag that looks like a jacket is good because then we get to coin crappy words like “Jag” or “Backet”.

    Sorry, this one is beyond me. No good can come of such a mongrel.

  4. Suspended Says:

    God, I can stop looking! It’s so fucking hideous!!!!!!!!!

  5. Bessie the Cow Says:

    A bag that looks like a jacket is good because it’s an indication that we’re all going to hell in a hand bag that looks like a jacket.

  6. Deena Says:

    … the sleeves are the perfect place to store your umbrella/ knitting needles/ rolled up newspaper and any other cylindrical objects you may need to carry.

  7. Marky Says:

    That bag is not even funny.

  8. Eek Says:

    MOst hideous thing in the world. Cannot find words to finish sentence.

  9. Steph Says:

    it’s a fun (albeit expensive and slightly disturbing) way to shake up the everyday monotony of the shooting range.

  10. ali Says:

    It just makes me sad because I love(d) moschino. My best friend from Costa Rica (who introduced me to fashion blogs in the first place) LOVES/”covets” oddball vintage moschino pieces…

    I don’t even know of a word strong enough to describe what jeremy scott is doing to the brand.

    I am trying to distance myself from giving a shit about fashion but the bag represents insult to injury.

    :(

  11. Bevitron Says:

    I couldn’t. Even if I was young and rich and carefree and skinny and gave a shit about the configuration of my satchel. It looks like she has an invisible dwarf on a lead.

    (Can I say “dwarf”?)

  12. Kellie Says:

    …If you fill it with sand, it makes a good door stop?

    I hate it so much i cant even tell you.

  13. Rosie Says:

    ..it detracts from the boring crap the model is wearing. It looks like it was designed for a lego character. “Lego fashion victim” but I like Bevitrons invisible dwarf idea better. ha ha ha.

  14. Andra Says:

    It’s funny … very, very funny!

    And dumb!

  15. eekahil Says:

    no no no no.
    kitsch does not go for $3400

    So, it’s good because it exposes whatever person is shallow enough to “sport it’ as the credulous dipwad they are.

  16. Suspended Says:

    Jeremy Scott was a really bad choice for Moschino. Jeremy is kitsch without class or humour, like a poor man’s Castelbajac.

    Moschino deserves better!

  17. Eek Says:

    In the ultra luxe category of insanely expensive designer pieces, I often sense a lot of hostility from designers toward the insanely rich. It must be a total nightmare beyond belief dealing with the horrible buyers of haute couture, and I think things like this grotesque piece sometimes result. Have you seen the docu called “The Secret Life of Haute Couture”? One buyers is more monstrous than the next.

  18. Madam restora Says:

    As I tell my children, it’s not clever and it’s not funny.

  19. Alicia Says:

    there’s a red motorcycle jacket version, too.

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