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She’s Glad Her Mom Died
I’m Glad My Mom Died is the title of a new memoir by a former child actress I’ve never heard of, and it’s a best seller. It has received more attention than any other recent book that’s not about Donald … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, grief, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged books, children, crazy mothers, mental illness
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Kim and Pete: The Dream is Over
I know I should have seen it coming but let’s call me a hopeless romantic, or just a dope. When Pete talked about wanting to be a father, I heard wedding bells (and calls to available surrogates.) But then…you know … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, love
Tagged internet addiction, Kim Kardashian, love, sex
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Sociopathic Show Pony
Don’t be mad at me for being consumed with Amber and Johnny; Tik Tok videos with the hashtag #JusticForJohnny have been viewed 8.3 billion times! Americans have googled Amber Heard four times more than google searches for abortion or the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, News, revenge
Tagged crazy people, Johnny Depp, liars, marriage
13 Comments
Grammy’s 2022 Exegesis
I never expected the Grammy’s to fuck up my personal life, but thanks to Justin Bieber, it has. I posted a picture of an oversized suit I bought last month from Zara (I know), and several people commented “Justin Bieber.” … Continue reading
A Voice Through a Cloud
After violently coughing for a week, I broke a rib, specifically rib #5, which an x-ray revealed to be “minimally displaced.” This means, not broken in pieces but not a neat crack either. It is extremely painful, because it hurts … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff
Tagged books, illness, Kim Kardashian, pain
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Academy Awards 2022 Exegesis
Oh god, Will and Jada Smith, just go away. Boo hoo about Jada’s hair loss! Let her deal with osteoporosis, which I am blessed with, and my husband doesn’t need to slap anyone. Let her and her whole crazy family … Continue reading
Crazy Twins
I’ve always had a Thing for crazy twins, so the recent deaths of Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff turned out to be a goldmine (for me if not for them.) The twin brothers, who are famous pop culture figures in France, … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged autism, crazy people, plastic surgery, pop culture, twins
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Things to Feel Good About
Surprise, I’m focusing on the positive! Because there are still good things, and here’s a short list. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian Isn’t this fantastic! Who could have imagined this?? When she broke up with Kanye, it seemed preordained that … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, irritants, Words
Tagged awful words, books, Kim Kardashian, music, TV
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Enough With The Fucking Scarf!*
God, what will it take to make Taylor Swift stop bitching about guys who broke up with her? Why is it such a crime?? Can anyone think of another female vocalist who complained so much about being dumped? If you … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, irritants, Rants
Tagged awful people, music, pop culture, Taylor Swift
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Kyrsten Sinema: Cunt or Nutcase?™
If it were just her clothes….I’d still hate her! But it’s so much more, as we’ve all learned, to our sorrow and frustration. Did you know that a Senate rule was changed JUST FOR KYRSTEN, that allowed her to show … Continue reading