Category Archives: Fashion

A Fucking Game-Changer!

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer. They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime. They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying … Continue reading

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Big Black Boots

Years ago, I posed in these big black boots, aware that they looked stupid with the dress but probably thinking I was cool anyway. It was eight years ago and a whole other life. The boots are in my closet, … Continue reading

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Shoes To The Rescue!

When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes! Ugly shoes got your back. Thanks, Miu Miu. I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats! Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? … Continue reading

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Green Rihanna Creepers: A Love Story

If you live in the world of pop culture and fashion, you know all too well that the green suede Puma creepers by Rihanna are the new holy grail. And you’ve been anxiously awaiting May 26, when they were scheduled … Continue reading

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Want To Look Like a Rhinoceros?

Well me neither, but that’s just us. What do we know? We’re so basic. Spending $974 would be a small price to pay for broadcasting to the world that we are edgy, daring and hostile. Actually, if you’re following fashion … Continue reading

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What Is It With You People?

I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim, and what do I get? Nothing. You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked … Continue reading

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Let’s Not Forget Shoes

It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight. Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci managed to capture the horror by … Continue reading

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First World Problems

Let me start by telling you how mad I am that I can’t have a pair of limited edition Converse sneakers with little lions on them. I wish I’d never seen these fucking shoes but unfortunately for me, I subscribe … Continue reading

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The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading

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Alex James: What a Fucking Cunt!™

What a little fucker. Continue reading

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